HES: He all and welcome back to another installment of Navi of Oz! Thanks to all my loyal fans who have stuck by and are reviewing! Now on with the show…er….story…
Roll, Rush, Shiningman, Metalman and Beastman had finally reached the castle of the wicked witch Coloredman after hours of trekking with the vague directions from the wizard. The castle was gigantic, made of strong defensive data few viruses could break and with a moat full of flowing energy. Around it, Yuronavis (A/N: if you don't know those are the purple "evil" navis from the Battlenetwork games) marched endless chanting some for a primitive speech. Roll and her companions hid behind some data resembling rocks and began their plan.
"Ok," Roll said. "I have it all figured out…we just…" Suddenly, a swarm of Flappys appeared and snatched Roll and Rush up. The navi and virus dog fought wildly while their allies on the ground fired various cannon and Vulcan chips to try and slay the viruses. However, in a matter of minutes, the Flappys had transported Roll into the evil castle.
"Damn it!" Beastman cursed. "I'm not brave enough to go in there with all those guards, and we don't even have a plan! Roll was the smartest of all of us and now she's in the clutches of that vile witch!"
"If I had feelings of some sort I guess I'd be sad," Metalman stated. "But we don't have time to complain, we must rescue Roll!"
"Let's try a full frontal assault!" Shiningman chimed in.
Beastman began to move his claws up and down while pointing at the YuroNavis. "It's three vs. five hundred thousand six hundred seventy three." With that Shiningman rushed forward screaming a primordial battle cry, a shotgun chip on his left arm. Before he could get too far, Beastman lunged forward and grabbed him and pinned him to the ground. "Stop doing that you'll be deleted AGAIN!"
"I am invincible!" Shiningman said while flexing after Beastman let him up, his two companions merely sighed and shook their heads.
"But seriously, we need a plan," Metalman said. "Remember, Roll has the Red Slipper data that Coloredman wants and I bet he might even delete her to get them!"
Suddenly, several YuroNavis heard the sounds of bickering and walked over to the rock formation. An idea formed in Metalman's head "ATTACK!"
Back in the real world…
Lan and Chaud, having narrowly escaped Mayl's wrath, now decided to rest their legs after hours of running like dogs to a free bone give-away. Suddenly, the two realize Mayl was nowhere to be seen and thus sat down on a bench in the park they were currently in.
"At last we are safe," Lan panted, taking off his shoes and massaging his feet with his hands.
"For the moment I guess," Chaud muttered, taking a seat next to his comrade. "What do we do now?"
"Let's have a Netbattle!" Lan said, strength suddenly returning as he jumped to his feet. "Plug In! Megaman! Execute!" Lan plugged his PET into a conveniently placed coliseum. The small blue warrior appeared above in a holographic image.
"Oh what the hell, Plug In! Blues! Execute!" Chaud red sword wielding navi appeared and the two entered an intense and amazing battle…but of course you don't wanna hear about that so let's return to the Cyber World!
Three YuroNavis stood looking at the castle. "Well that was easy," one said. "Now to the castle, ha ha those stupid navis didn't see what was coming."
"Yeah, I can't believe it I thought they'd be stronger," a second replied.
"They didn't stand a chance against me," the third said. "I mean come on the moves I pull out are unstoppable." He then struck a pose not unlike the Power Rangers (shudders).
If you didn't realize these three were none other than Shiningman, Metalman and Beastman. They had all copied the data of their defeated enemies' data and now were using disguises to break into the enemy fortress. Slowly moving across the plain, they joined the ranks of other YuroNavis and entered the castle.
Inside the castle Roll was being interrogated by the wicked Coloredman. "Give me the damn shoe data or I'll delete you mwahahaha!" The witch laughed.
"Have your damn shoes," Roll said attempting to remove the data. "Just let me go." However, the shoes refused to move. Coloredman even attempted using battlechips but nothing worked.
"Ok, guess I have to delete you to get it," the witch cackled. Suddenly, Rush jumped at Coloredman and bit it on the arm then proceeded to run. "You damn mutt come back here!" The witch ran but not before bolting the door so Roll was trapped. Not only that, but a Timebomb chip had be left activated in the room…
Well while Roll is locked up and sweating let's see what Mayl is up to…
"WHERE IN TEN HELLS ARE THEY?" Cursed Mayl at the top of her voice creating such a ruckus that birds flew from nearby trees and random babies in strollers and their parent's arms started to cry. "THOSE BASTARDS, THINK THEY CAN EVADE ME!" Mayl panted wildly, the adrenalin seemed to be wearing off…for the moment. She walked into a small grocery store, mallet still in hand, grabbed a fruit energy drink off the rack and placed it on the counter.
"Your total is 150 yen (A/N: 100 yen is about 85 cents so this is around a dollar thirty)." The clerk said as he rang up Mayl's total.
She hefted the mallet into the air. "My hardware begs to differ now give me the goods, I need energy to chase some bums." Mayl growled.
The clerk sweated and began to pray and suddenly his prayers were answered as a random policeman, let's just call him officer John, though that isn't his name. Officer John was well known as the laziest cop in the business, but any cop was better than no cop to the clerk. "Help" he mouthed hoping Officer John, who was now eyeing some doughnuts, would see and stop this crazy girl from bashing his brains in.
Officer John walked up to the counter with a box of doughnuts and coffee, the sustenance of the stereotypical cop. He began to take out his wallet and waited while the clerk stood stock-still. "Aren't you going to ring this stuff up?" The officer asked, still oblivious to the poor man and the insane female with a large weapon aimed at him. The officer shrugged and took out his wallet. "Will twenty bucks be enough?" The clerk shivered and began to point at his assailant.
"You have to the count of ten to give me free stuff," Mayl growled. "One."
"Please help!" The clerk muttered.
"Just for that…" Mayl continued. "Eight." Officer John stood stupidly as he left his money on the counter, grabbed his vittles and left the store where he began to consume them, still unaware of the robbery in progress.
"Ok ok," the clerk said scared. "Take it just please don't hurt me."
"That's what I thought," Mayl laughed as she picked her drink off the counter and began to drink it while she left a very scared salesman and customers behind.
Meanwhile at the Netbattle…
The battle had been a complete standstill. Though each operator pulled out his best chips and strategies, nothing seemed to work. Finally, both boys were left with only three chips.
"Oh the terrible irony," Chaud muttered as he looked at the Sword, Widesword and Longsword chips clutched in his right hand.
"The same ones from our battle at the N-1," Lan answered seeing the same chips in his own hand. "It's all down to this Chaud."
"PROGRAM AD…" But the boys would never finish their battle. Suddenly, a pink flame erupted from about a mile away and they saw a horrid site. Mayl, her body now flaming…somehow…with mallet wheeling wildly around her head screaming profanities that no one in the vicinity had ever heard used. "Damn!" Chaud and Lan bolted away hoping to possibly find another place of safety.
HES: Well, this marks the end of another chapter. I hope you mall enjoyed! Sorry it took awhile, my computer has been acting up lately and I've had a lot of work to do. But I won't stop writing because the most important people to please are you, my fans. Now, I'd like to do something I have never done before…answer reviews!
To Rock Raider: Sorry if you think it lacks detail, generally my fics based on TV shows are less detailed and more about action/humor. If you want one of my more in depth stories check out Knight of Blood or Adventures of Bran.
To Ember Mage: Thanks, it's cool you appreciate the twists. Yeah, I feel bad for Shiningman but he's sort of the guy who gets hit in a slapstick comedy sketch. The thing about Japanese names is, I am using the names found in the video games Mega Man Battlenetwork with the exception of Blues because I think it sounds cooler than Protoman.
Maurice A. Nigma: Thanks for enjoying my story! Your reviews have kept me going a lot and I can always look forward to your reviews. Yeah, Mayl is now full of energy thanks to that drink she stole so await even more of her fury in the next chapter of this story.
HES: Well, thanks again to anyone else who reads my story but doesn't review!
Next time on Navi of Oz: Thanks to the energy drink, Mayl is full of spirit and Lan and Chaud are going to get hit with the brunt of it. With nowhere left to hide they do the only thing they can think of: face Mayl head on and pray they somehow survive. Back in the Cyberworld Roll is nearly out of time before she is deleted. Can her friends come to the rescue in time? And also are Lan and Chaud going to die before they reach adulthood? Find out next time on The Navi of Oz!