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AN: So, Lettuce has a dare in her hands. When her "perfect little angel" nerve snaps, will she think of an ubearable dare for poor ol' Pudding-San?
Chapter 3: Lettuce's Turn
Lettuce scratched her head. "Um… can we skip my turn?"
Everyone shook their heads. "No. Hurry up, though!" Zakuro shouted, turning to continue her hockey game with Masaya.
Lettuce tried to think as hard as she could. I could make her eat dog food…but the others already have done way better dares than that… or I could… um… make her kiss Tart… Lettuce clapped her hands for pure joy. She wasn't a perfect little angel anymore. Her drive to make her more like the others worked. She was a bad girl like her friends now. She could make Pudding to anything her preverted mind could think of! I know! It's perfect! "Pudding, I dare you to sleep with Tart tonight."
Pudding and Tart gasped. "Lettuce, they're children!" Ichigo complained. "They're too young to have sex!"
"It's my turn and my dare." Lettuce folded her arms. "And Pudding has to do it."
What is she thinking! Ichigo stood up. "Lettuce, they do not have to do that dare."
"Oh, yes they do!" Lettuce stood up as well. "You all had to do your dares!"
Mint stood up next to Ichigo. "Lettuce, what's wrong with you? The Lettuce I know'd never make little kids to such a thing!"
Zakuro stood up next to Lettuce. She was relieved she wasn't on her own. "well, maybe Lettuce wanted to have some fun, like the rest of us! I mean, Ichigo, you got to get naked with Ryou, and Mint! You got to makeout with Kish! Maybe Lettuce wanted to actually have fun at this thing, too!"
"They're kids!" Ichigo shouted. "You can't just make ten-year-olds do this type of thing!"
"No, but this game can!" Lettuce shouted back.
Ryou and Kish looked at each other and stood up. "SHUT UP!" They shouted together. The room fell silent.
"Now, I believe that this descision (sp?) is going to be left up to Pudding and Tart, right?" Ryou asked, eyeing the little ones.
"You four stop arguing." Kish agreed. "Pudding and Tart, you guys go in the kitchen and decide for yourselves."
The four angry girls all sighed and sat down. "I'll just take your turn for you in the mean time." Ichigo laughed and Pudding and Tart (both blushing) went into the kitchen.
"Oh, no you won't! We're going to watch TV until they're done so it's all fair!" Mint ordered, as Ichigo sighed again.
"Should we, Tart?" Pudding asked, looking at the floor.
"I don't know, I mean, if you want to, we can…" Tart looked over at Pudding.
Pudding looked at him as well. "I don't mind if you don't mind."
"Won't your mother get mad at you?" Tart asked. He decided to sit, and he sat in the air.
"So doesn't care." Pudding sighed heavily. "When does she ever?"
"Well…" Tart stood up and lifted Pudding's head up. "I know we're young, but I think this opprotunity (sp?) won't come again for a very long time, Pudding."
"So then you're saying you want to make love to me?" (AN: I keep on laughing at this part! It's so cheesy and funny! Oh, I crack myself up…) Pudding asked.
Tart blushed. "Only if you want to!"
Pudding smiled. "Okay."
"So, should we go out and tell the others our descision (sp?)?"
Pudding nodded and the two walked out hand-in-hand.
The others turned around. "Took ya' long enough!" Ichigo said.
Mint immediately slapped her. "So, what did you two decide?" She said lovingly. (AN: In this story, Mint is kinda sorta gonna be Pudding's mommy. lol)
"We'll do the dare." Pudding and Tart said in unison.
Lettuce and Zakuro high-fived and Mint and Ichigo sighed at their defeat. "Pudding, it's your turn." Zakuro reminded her.
The two resumed their seats and Pudding looked for who she would ask. Let's see… Pai hasn't gone yet… "Pai, truth or dare?"
Pai turned around from watching the wall. Did someone just call my name? Nah, it's only a 1/10 probability and a 10 chance I'd get picked. But, I did hear my name. Or was it Puddings? It's a 50 chance it was.
"Pick one already!" Kish shouted angrily.
So it was my name… interesting. What should I say? That's also 50/50. Truth would save me from doing something embarresing (sp?), but it might make me admitt something I didn't want to… "Um… seeing as that it's a 78.9932 chance that you would make me say something I didn't want to if I picked truth…" Ichigo rolled her eyes. "I pick dare."
"Dare, eh?" Pudding asked. "Okay. I dare you to… makeout with Lettuce. And yeah, I know, I'm copying Kish's dare, but come on, wouldn't this be gold?"
The others nodded their heads and Pai looked over at Lettuce, who was blushing.
I'm not afraid to kiss him! Afterall, I'm not the same girl I was an hour ago, right? But, I am going to be kissing an… alien… Lettuce thought. "Um… alright…"
Pai got up and walked over to Lettuce, who scooted over in her chair, which was actually a love seat, and Pai sat down. She's not all that bad. I mean, she's got a fairly nice complexion… but there's only a 49.656749 chance she'd enjoy our kiss… Pai moved his face slowly toward Lettuce's. In moments, they were kissing and… dare I type it… enjoying it.
Before anybody could stop them, Lettuce was on top of Pai, and they were still kissing. "WOO HOO!" Zakuro shouted. "Take it OFF!"
"How can they hold their breath that long?" Ichigo asked, dazed that her Lettuce was doing this. The perfect little angel, the one who'd never do anything ever wrong.
AN: END! Will Lettuce and Pai have sex? Will they stop? And are they breathing?
Pixie: So many surprises… la dee da dee da!
Lettuce: crying This is the best moment of my little life! Thank you, Pixie! glomps Pixie
Pixie: Get off. shoves Lettuce away
Pai: There's only a 31.75843584758947897529845692 chance of me and Lettuce doing this in reality.
Pixie&Lettuce: And your point is?
Pixie: It's a fanfic, so LIVE WITH IT! R&R!