Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter! I wish I do, really, but J.K Rowling won't even let me have Voldie, not like I want him or anything…
Chapter 2: Of Worms and Grease
Last time on Born The Day You Kissed Me
She smiled, and snuggled into her bed sighing happily as a few stuffed toys and a stereo system appeared with probably every CD which she wanted during the years. She'd explore tomorrow.
She fell asleep for the second time that day, but in a much comfortable place.
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Now on Born The Day You Kissed Me
Hermione groaned as the bright shafts of sunlight cut through her eyelids. Then she decided to explore her new room and tower more thoroughly. She then remembered that she forgot something. She surveyed the room and then thought of the extra addition. A pair of glass doors appeared leading out to a huge balcony. When she looked down there was a courtyard, full of many exotic flowers. 'Hmmmm… very queer. I've never actually seen it before… ' she thought as she made her way to the bathroom. When she opened the door, she saw Draco coming from the opposite room. To avoid him, she walked away to her common room settling down with a classic; Pride and Prejudice. She was so absorbed in the story that she didn't see the bucket of water hovering over her head, or the grinning blond who flicked his wand and ran off…
SPLASH!
Hermione straightened herself up, her eyes red and her hair crackling with electricity…
"DRACO MALFOY!"
"Awww… darn…" muttered the boy as he ran off, still grinning.
Hermione hissed, her eyes narrowing ever so slightly… ""
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Draco retreated to his bed, grinning as he did so. That day had definitely been fun and tonight, he was up for some more. He muttered a spell, before snuggling into his blankets peacefully, grinning as he did so. But he didn't see a faint strip of light which passed into his room disappearing into a cupboard to his left…
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It was morning. The sun was shining and it was a beautiful day. The birds were singing and pink poofy love hearts were dancing in the air, with the pretty pink ponies and the Care Bears. Everyone woke up feeling refreshed and ready to learn. All except for one girl…
Hermione had gotten up to lazily brush her hair and then she felt something slimy.
And it was long. Very long…
Hermione Granger had officially discovered earthworms in her hair.
She began screaming until her voice began to become hoarse. Her eyes glinted and she began seeing red…
"No Granger ever stands aside and lets others mock her. Be scared Malfoy, be very scared…"
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Draco Malfoy woke up in the morning feeling particularly refreshed and happy. He could feel the happiness; it was practically dancing in front of him. He strode over to his cupboard to gel back his hair. He emptied the gel on his head and rubbed it into his hair, delicately shaping it into his slicked back style. He touched the gel… it didn't feel like gel for some reason…
He took a closer look at the gel remaining in the bottle…
It.
Was.
Grease. . . . . .
He glared at his reflection. He knew who did this… It was the one and only Gryffindor Mudblood Hermione Granger and she was going to pay…
And he knew what he was going to do for revenge…
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Hermione stormed into the Great Hall for breakfast. Everyone kept out of her way, knowing she was in a dangerous mood. She stalked over to the Slytherin Table and yelled "Where is that bloody prat! Where is that bloody fucking ferret! He is soooo gonna get it! Just wait until I get my hands on him that slimy, stinking son of a bitch!" she ranted on and on and on… Everyone else stared… shocked that Hermione Anne Nicolette Granger had actually swore in front of everyone…
Then at that precise moment the one and only ferret face entered…
Hermione grinned suddenly like they were best buddies as she walked up to Draco. "Well Malfoy… I offer a proposition." Draco raised an eyebrow slightly, he had finally managed to get most of the grease out of his hair but clumps of it still remained, giving him the 'newborn baby chick' look. Sort of wet and stuck to his skull. "Well?" he answered "Get on with it". Hermione made a huge show of examining her nails. "Well, I don't like this and neither do you I suppose... so, why don't we hold a truce? For the better of everyone else at Hogwarts..." A flicker of something passed over Draco's face before changing back to no emotion. "Fine" he replied "but don't expect me to be all goody-goody with you." Hermione held out her hand. Draco took it. They shook their hands and…
Hermione got out her other hand and squirted green goo on Draco's face while Draco got a cream pie and flung it at Hermione…
Both glared at each other, both obviously very pissed.
And both had the exact same thought in their heads.
"You are so going down…"
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