Chris orbed into an old shabby looking basement. He then walked to Paige who was sat in the meditation possession floating.

"Mother" Chris whispered, Paige opened one eye and smiled. She then came down to the floor with a crash. Chris rushed to her aid.

"Are you o-" he asked.

"I'm fine!" she replied, before saying "Why am I here Chris?" She asked she took one glance at Leo, who was sat in the corner, to find him staring straight back.

"Because- wait hasn't Leo told you yet?" Chris said as he saw Leo duck his head.

"No" Leo replied.

"Told me what?" Paige cried.

"You're my mother and Leo's my dad!" Chris said

"Wait, how- I mean" Then before she could finish, she was grabbed by the hand and pulled into a passionate kiss by Leo. Chris just smiled and orbed away.

"So we want to know what the hell is going on" Piper screamed at the elder.

"Okay calm down, first off Chris is not your son, sorry to say" Pipers face had fell.

"What the hell, why is he in HER stomach then?" Phoebe asked

Mary looked up at the ceiling and then said "He won't be soon" she then orbed out.

"Bitch" Piper sighed and sat down.

"Don't worry piper" Phoebe replied and sat down next to her.

"Don't worry, I just find out that Chris isn't mine and Leo and Paige sleep together!" she screamed, threw her hands up and blow up the kitchen sink; she then walked to the stairs.

Meanwhile Paige and Leo had just done it and Leo was sleeping while Paige was lying awake next to him. Suddenly an elder orbed in. Paige thought it was just Chris, well did until she saw a girl in her mid 20's with long blonde hair.

"Who in the hell are you" Paige cried, bringing the covers over her body.

"I'm Mary, and I'm proud to say that you my dear have made Chris" She said and then went up in blue lights.

"Right" She was going to say but then felt a huge kick in her stomach, she peeked under the covers and screamed her belly was like a balloon.

"Leo, Leo" she whispered while sacking him "LEO" she screamed he woke with a start.

"What-" he said then he looked at her stomach.

"Yeah, we kinda made Chris!"