Disclaimer: (Come Clean- Hilary Duff :Don't own her song either:)
There was once
A girl who wrote stories
She wrote them on fanfiction. net
She wrote
About Harry Potter
And about the adventures of his gang…
Chorus
Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams
I don't own HP, that's a fantasy
J.K Rowling owns it all and that is that
So lawyers don't sue
I don't own
HP…
Thanks to Hilary Duff for supplying the song couldn't have done it without you and also I don't own Come Clean. I was about to do Old McDonald Had a Farm instead but I didn't want to scare the reviewers off so… :shrug:
Thanks to J.K Rowling for creating Harry Potter, I don't own her series either
And also thanks to Warner Bros for creating the movies, they are great! They probably aren't reading this but wow… If they were then… drop a review! Heh heh heh…
Also, the phrases in the letters Whiny, Self-righteous Gryffindor and Whine Queen I took from Respected Elf Enslaver. I advise you to read it, it's hilarious! I will like to say that I don't own those phrases and they belong to Alex25. I also have a mortal fear of lawyers. Thank you.
A/N: Well, here I am. With 58 reviews and I love each and every one of them! Past half-way to my goal:becomes misty eyed:
Thanks to KellyRiddle88 (First reviewer, luff ya lotz), magical, thedominator (who has been a faithful reviewer from the start), Hafthand, devilish angel17, ronsREALgirl, Slytherin Tinkerbell, TriGemini (Another faithful reviewer), bubbles rule 1, littlekathgirl, fashionqueen, Swtndreamypnay (Sanks Jay!), Tears-That-Fall, Kirz (Glad you reviewed!), PART-TIME-SINNER, Itchking of Angmar, SmilinStar, Gardevoir-Mages (Thanks Chrissy! & the rest of you btw), Rhianne, Sally (Yay! Thanks a lot Sal), Sapphire, future movie maker, Janet, gcho, draGoN'sLaDy, Cold-eyes-for-you (Thanks 'Rissa!), yeoldecrazy, Victoria, chibi playing with fire, Monday Mornings, Chelsea, DustyBrown & TooSweet4Words (Thanks Nessa!)
Individual thanks are at the bottom, did you think I'd forget you guys?
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This chapter is dedicated to the following reviewers:
Monday Mornings, Sally, Janet & Sapphire
For being the 50th, 55th, 60th and 65th reviewers!
Congrats in particular to Monday Mornings
For being the 50th reviewer:tackle glomp:
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Chapter 5: Of Whiney, Self Righteous Gryffindors
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Last Time on Born the Day You Kissed Me (Naughty Me, I forgot to do this last time!)
A few minutes later Hermione appeared, book bag slung over one arm and a few more dozen textbooks resting in her arms. Her face was clear of cream and there was no trace that she had stepped into a food fight just some time ago. She smiled brightly at the founders and walked to class, a smile gracing her face, no evidence that she had been crying before or being close to it.
The founders stared after her in confusion. She sure was one strange girl…
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Now on Born the Day You Kissed Me
Hermione tapped her quill against her arm. It was History of Magic and everyone was slacking off. She sighed and started scratching down notes. She heard giggling. Hermione turned around, ready to tell them off, but then everyone was either taking notes or sleeping. Sleeping being the Gryffindors, only her and the Ravenclaws were taking notes. She blinked, her eyes were blurring up again. Seemed to be happening a lot lately.
A tapping snapped her out of her reverie.
A rather small and golden barn owl was at the window, squawking irritably. Hermione crossed the classroom to the window and let it in as well as a freezing draft. The owl fluttered onto her arm. She nodded. "Thanks Channery" Hermione said to the owl. "Anytime, besides it's from the ferret himself" replied the owl and took off towards her desk. The owl was intelligent, Hermione knew that. It had taught itself to talk to humans and Hermione instantly fell in love with the little bird. Channery was used for Head deliveries now, though Hermione knew that Draco would have preferred to use his eagle owl.
Hermione walked back to her seat, opening the letter as she did so. Elegant cursive written in silver ink filled the page. It read:
9:15- DADA
Whiny, Self-righteous Gryffindor,
Much to my disgust, Dumbledore told Pansy who told Millicent who told Blaise who told me that I was to tell you that Dumbledore wants us to arrange a meeting so we can arrange the Halloween ball. What about tonight 8 pm. If you are going to respond, make it quick.
From a Respected, Important Slytherin
Hermione grinned as her mouth opened, emitting a chuckle. "Gosh," she said to the owl, "He sure does know how to compliment himself!" Hermione stretched and started writing her letter, pausing every now and then to talk to Channery quietly. After a while, Hermione shoved it under Channery's beak. "Read it Nerr" she said grinning.
9:25- History of Magic
Extremely Biased Ferret,
Ha, I almost died laughing while reading that, do you have to be so self-centered? I don't know why I'm even bothering Malfoy, but yes I will meet you in the library, don't be flattered. Besides, you stole my potions textbook. Give it back unless you want your hair engine red.
From, as you so eloquently put it,
Whine Queen
Channery exchanged an amused glance with the Head Girl and nodded. Hermione tied it to Channery's leg, and she walked with the owl perched on her arm. She pushed open the window and Channery left.
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Draco Malfoy was brooding. Yes, brooding. He had watched the owl fly away quite a few minutes ago and it was DADA, but with no teacher, so it was free time. The First year Draco Malfoy would've taken advantage with that rule and would've gone and done some Very Stupid Thing, getting into trouble for the hell of it. But they say, time makes you change. Six years had passed from then and Draco Malfoy had changed. A Lot. He had gone from just plain rude, to snarky and sarcastic, with lots of brooding in between.
So yes. He was brooding, because of the hell of it. He was so absorbed in his thoughts that if he were blind, he wouldn't have noticed the vibrantly gold owl that was tapping on the window. Channery was it's name, Draco recalled.
Draco reached over to latch the window open, and wasn't surprised when the owl landed on his desk. He tore apart the letter, literally and his eyes scanned the page. To any passerby, they would've assumed that he was reading something comical, hence the queer expressions on his face. Draco sighed and started writing. After a moment later, he stopped and showed Channery the letter. It said:
9:30- DADA
'The-oh-so-fine-and-mighty-Whine-Queen-who-feels-it-is-her's-duty-to-inform-everyone-that-she-is-an-annoying-mudblood'
Well, that got a laugh out of me Granger. Who knew that Mudbloods could make jokes albeit you. Well, I must say of course, since you are so into books but then again… I don't think an uptight bookworm like you would read joke books. And by the way, I am not going to give back your Potions book, until tonight. Surprise, Surprise. Why? We have potions today you dimwit. Well, see you at Potions, can't wait to see the look on Snape's face when he finds out that you didn't bring your textbook. Hah. Anyway, why are there particularly gory pictures of a buck-toothed Mudbloods strangling a ferret? I could report you, you know. But I won't. Out of the goodness of my heart.
From, A Slytherin who at least isn't crazy
P.S: Don't be bothered to send anything back.
Channery blinked and flew off, the newest letter tied to her leg.
And then Draco returned to his brooding, very broodingly. As much as it pained him to admit it, class was boring without a teacher. Then he looked towards the sky and hoped to find a speck of gold, that the Mudblood had returned his message…
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Hermione took the message from Draco and scanned it thoroughly. She slammed it down sighing slightly.
And wrote a response
9:45- History of Magic
Extremely Biased Ferret Who Has A Stick Stuck Up His Arse,
What a particularly large vocabulary you have! Loved the words. But hate the prejudice. I thought we were having a truce? I could report you to Dumbledore you know… And I seriously don't know why I'm bothering. Also you are an evil bastard who deserves to die! Give me back my textbook or else… And the drawings? Well, that's my idea of entertainment in potions. Better than your pictures of Harry getting hit by a thunderbolt!
From An-Extremely-Pissed-Off-Gryffindor-Who-Will-Cheer-When-Malfreaks-head-explodes-Coz-He-Had-It-Coming-Anyway
P.S: You don't have a heart. Not that I know of anyway… And if you do have one, then… Well… sue me I suppose… Because I bet you don't have any goodness in it anyway!
Hermione sent it with Channery, and winced when the bell rang, signaling the end of the class. She tipped her books into her bag, polished her Head Girl badge and headed off to an angry teacher and a bunch of rude students, more commonly known as Double Potions with the Slytherins.
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Responses: o.O quite a lot to do! Thanks to all the people who reviewed! Gets out Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans!
thedominator: Oh no! I've killed you! Hopefully, you'll review from the underworld again! Wait, I have a better idea! :brings you back from the dead: Now, you can review in a proper state! Consider yourself royalty if you must… I didn't know that I knighted you when I dedicated the chapter to you! Ha-ha Lolz! Well, I'm glad you reviewed! Keep them coming! :gives you a chocolate flavoured bean:
Sallyqin: Heya Sal! Thanks for reviewing by the way! Naughty Sonia hasn't reviewed yet! o.O Well, glad you liked it! Actually… Come to think about it, naughty Marina too! Marina hasn't reviewed yet either! :starts crying: I feel soooo neglected! :randomly straightens up and becomes normal cheery self again: Well, review again! :gives raw cookie dough flavour:
Sapphire & Rhianne: I decided I'll stick you two together. Well, I'm glad you liked it! What was with the gangster thing Rhianne? :shakes head: weird… I love your name Sapphire, totally fantastic! Probably because that's my birthstone, I was born in September! Well, thanks for reviewing! :gives cookies and cream ice cream flavoured beans:
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Gardevoir-Mages: Lolz Mages! That got a laugh out of me, I'm sure! I'm glad you're sticking by this story, even though you don't really like Draco/Hermione! I mean, how could you not like Draco/Hermione! Ah… I bet I sound very mental! Well, seeya at school tomorrow, and… :gives all Mages caramel flavoured jellybeans:
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TriGemini: OMG! Thanks for the long review! I'm going to go and review a few of your stories now! You deserve it! :glomp tackle: Thanks for reviewing! Ha, Hermione was very pissed as you can see. Actually, that was my mood when I wrote it, which describes the weirdness! Well, I hope you liked the owl posts! I'm glad you liked the prophecy… And it was supposed to be obvious so the reviewers could figure it out! Well, I'm glad you are a faithful reviewer! :cocoa jellybean:
Cold-eyes-for-you: Ah… thanks for reviewing Larissa! I hope Jay's okay! I really hope so! I mean, she hasn't reviewed my story for like, forever and she usually does! Thanks for the uberly spiffy review! And yes, I did write the prophecy thing! It was hard! Draco & Hermione won't know about it until later, in the last few chapters which is a long way off! Well, thanks for the review! Also, update Why Romeo REALLY Killed Himself! :TimTam flavoured jellybean for you: I love TimTams!
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Monday Mornings: Well, I hope you review again! Yay! 50th reviewer! Squeee! :huggles: Thanks for the review! Sorry if I'm going mental, I'm just really really really excited! Well, are you going to review again? I'd appreciate it if you do! :huggles again and gives out rainbow jellybean:
A/N: Well that's all of them! Here's a sneak peek at the next chapter!
It was silent. The silence was overwhelming, enveloping the library in a blanket of quietness. The silence was the first thing I noticed when I walked to our meeting place. I started humming the Pink Panther Theme Song, to break the tension. I stared at my watch. 7:59… The neon green numbers changed suddenly, 8:00.
I walked towards the table. He was already there, his unreadable, cold silver eyes darting across a book. I shuddered. Something about him made me shiver; he truly looked like a statue of ice. Trapped. But then his head snapped up, destroying the silence.
"Fancy you being late Granger…"
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A jolt of pain shot up my arm. I ignored it, and stared at the girl who was approaching me. "Fancy you being late Granger…" I trailed off and smirked at her. She responded quickly, in her normal annoying tone. "For your information, I am exactly on time" I raised an eyebrow, which made her anger expand. I smirked again and opened my mouth. Chaos was sure to erupt. "Well Granger, all you Gryffindors are the same. Number 1, they are extremely biased. Number 2, they are extremely rude to us Slytherins. Number 3, they all can't keep their temper…"
Granger walked towards me, fire in her eyes. I didn't show my fear as her hand towered over my face. I showed no emotion as it started to crash down.
Yep, a girl's hand is a marvelous weapon!
Okay, there was a teaser! I might be doing that for later chapters.
Well, review! I made up a rhyme for it too!
I think you should review this story
If you read it and you don't you will be sorry
I like compliments; they are fun
And I'll reply and so that's done
Flames will keep me warm at night
While helpful hints put into the light
So review, and be good to me
And in return, I'll be good to thee!
The moral to this poem is that you should review, or else I would be sad! Also, flames will be criticized but helpful hints will be used to improve this story. Well, Review, Review, Review!
Luff ya lotz,
.:Sierra:.