Disclaimer:
There once was a girl from Down Under
When hiking got struck by some thunder
"I really am not a rotter
And I don't own H. Potter"
She suddenly stood up to blunder
I don't own anything. Otherwise, my story would be written in books rather then on this website. In my friend's words, I am only writing this because a big and fat plot bunny jumped into my mind at precisely the wrong time.
A/N: I apologize if this doesn't make sense. Actually… It does. In the weirdest way.
Blunder, definition
To make a stupid, usually serious error in; botch
To utter something stupidly or thoughtlessly.
Yay! I got my first flame! Ha, I can't believe actually allows people to post stuff like this. Sigh… When will they ever learn… I am writing a response to it because it was hilarious, but I seriously doubt that they will read this again after it but still… just in case.
Flame 121: Okay...I read your story and there's definately something wrong with it.
HELLO! RADIOS DON'T WORK IN HOGWARTS! I THOUGHT JK ROWLING ALREADY SAID THAT! ARE YOU TOTALLY IGNORING EVERY SINGLE BIT OF THE PLOT?
Puh-lease! If you have to start something, start something believable. Geez. I almost threw up when I read the food fight. If you really have to make everyhting hideously OOC, then you're doing a GREAT job!
CHANGE SOMETHING BEFORE I THROW UP!
My Response:
Well, first I have to thank you for reviewing, because common courtesy allows that. I seriously doubt that you have any though.
Okay, getting to the point. Thank you for flaming my story without tips to improve it, I appreciated it very much. It made me feel so special that someone actually took time to compliment me on how bad my writing is. Oh joy.
I suppose I should really take your words to the heart. After all, your flame had top-notch spelling as well. On the other hand, am I just wrong; and definately is a word that all you geniuses out there know and I don't? Last time I checked it was spelt definitely. Besides, who uses Puh-lease these days anyway? Makes you sound desperate. Really desperate. Also, kindly take your hand off the caps lock button; it makes your flame look positively alarming.
And 'CHANGE SOMETHING BEFORE I THROW UP!'. Hmmm… didn't you get an education, or did you just wag school when the teachers taught your class how to write creatively and affectively? That sentence really was creative. Throw Up… Right, I congratulate you on being very original, that's for sure.
Also… your name. Sigh, can that flame get any worse? Seemingly, it can.
I will like to mention also, that there are many stories out there that clearly state that Hermione had a radio or a walkman. Seriously; if you feel that effected by my writing… Wait a minute… did you write flames for every person who did that? Then you've seriously written a few hundred. You'd think that'll make you any better at flames. Your first flame must have been so creative that you exploded every brain cell in your pathetic little mind so now you can't write a semi-passable flame. I mean, you just don't understand! It's the common rule for all Draco/Hermione angst writers to write about either, Draco getting abused/Hermione getting abused/Hermione getting a walkman/Draco turning Goth or Draco singing and playing the guitar at the same time when Hermione dumps him when they're dating!
And I chose the most practical one out of all of them.
By the way, I also noticed your lack of spelling ability when you spelt everything? Or was that just a typo? Because it looked rather much like a error to me. And also the above mentioned definitely. My brother can spell better then you! And he's 6!
Well, you're entitled to your opinions and I am entitled to mine so I'll leave it at that. So if you want to come back; at least do it when you have properly developed a brain and read a thousand books on 'How to Insult Nyome101'. Then feel free to come and insult me again. I'll respond in kind. Oh, and by the way… what kind of supremely bored person sits down and reads nine thousand, nine hundred fifty-six words of a fic they don't like?
Weird…
Have fun trying to figure out what I had written because your brain doesn't comprehend it!
Cheers,
.Nyome.
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Enjoy this chapter, and let that be a message to all you flamers out there. You either tell me what was wrong with it and how I can improve, or give me a proper flame.
Note to Flamers:
Your petty and selfish comments do not affect my anger, it just expresses my amusement on how unoriginal they are. Get back to your miserable, miserable lives and stop bothering me. That is all. Thank you!
To all you nice reviewers out there, responses are at the bottom.
Yay to Swtndreamypnay who came back to review my story!
I also converted someone to the wonderful Dramione ship! :cheers:
This chapter switches in between point of views.
Marks:
Below: This signals a changing between POVs.
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Hope that clears everything up!
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This chapter is dedicated to
KellyRiddle88
Who is a dedicated reviewer.
I am very sad that I missed out a reply!
She was my first reviewer!
:bangs head:
Well, on with the story!
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Chapter 6: Arguing Never Did Any Harm...
Last Time On Born the Day You Kissed Me:
Hermione took the message from Draco and scanned it thoroughly. She slammed it down sighing slightly.
And wrote a response
9:45- History of Magic
Extremely Biased Ferret Who Has A Stick Stuck Up His Arse,
What a particularly large vocabulary you have! Loved the words. But hate the prejudice. I thought we were having a truce? I could report you to Dumbledore you know… And I seriously don't know why I'm bothering. Also you are an evil bastard who deserves to die! Give me back my textbook or else… And the drawings? Well, that's my idea of entertainment in potions. Better than your pictures of Harry getting hit by a thunderbolt!
From An-Extremely-Pissed-Off-Gryffindor-Who-Will-Cheer-When-Malfreaks-head-explodes-Coz-He-Had-It-Coming-Anyway
P.S: You don't have a heart. Not that I know of anyway… And if you do have one, then… Well… sue me I suppose… Because I bet you don't have any goodness in it anyway!
Hermione sent it with Channery, and winced when the bell rang, signalling the end of the class. She tipped her books into her bag, polished her Head Girl badge and headed off to an angry teacher and a bunch of rude students, more commonly known as Double Potions with the Slytherins.
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Now on Born the Day You Kissed Me:
I blinked, tilting my head to the side, scanning the Slytherin table for any sign of platinum hair. No, he was already gone. 'Let him suffer for a bit longer. Tee Hee. Wait! It's 7:49 already!'
I jumped up hurriedly, spilling my pumpkin juice over Ron, muttering a apology as I rushed in the direction of the library.
It was silent. The silence was overwhelming, enveloping the library in a blanket of quietness. The silence was the first thing I noticed when I walked to our meeting place. I started humming the Pink Panther Theme Song, to break the tension. I stared at my watch. 7:59… The neon green numbers changed suddenly, 8:00.
I walked towards the table. He was already there, his unreadable, cold silver eyes darting across a book. I shuddered. Something about him made me shiver; he truly looked like a statue of ice. Trapped. But then his head snapped up, destroying the silence.
"Fancy you being late Granger…"
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A jolt of pain shot up my arm. I ignored it, and stared at the girl who was approaching me. "Fancy you being late Granger…" I trailed off and smirked at her. She responded quickly, in her normal annoying tone. "For your information, I am exactly on time" I raised an eyebrow, which made her anger expand. I smirked again and opened my mouth.
Chaos was sure to erupt.
"Well Granger, all you Gryffindors are the same. Number 1, they are extremely biased. Number 2, they are extremely rude to us Slytherins. Number 3, they all can't keep their temper…"
Granger walked towards me, fire in her eyes. I didn't show my fear as her hand towered over my face. I showed no emotion as it started to crash down.
Yep, a girl's hand is a marvellous weapon!
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The hand shot down, stinging his cheek and leaving a harsh red handprint on it. "Oh joy, it's definitely going to leave a mark." I thought. But that didn't matter, I truly hated him anyway.
After my outburst, we worked in silence, occasionally stopping to rest our hands and wring them around to stop the creeping numbness take over, and then start again. Well at least, I did. At the end, we compared notes.
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Some Time Later…
"Masquerade!"
"Casual!"
"Masquerade!"
"Casual!"
"Masquerade!"
"Casual!"
"Casual!"
"Masquerade!" Hermione clapped her hand to her mouth.
Draco smirked. "Ha Granger, I won! We are having a Masquerade, and that's final!" he topped it off with a cocky smirk, just to annoy her.
Then they reverted to the topic of where they should have it.
"I think we should have it in the sky" suggested Draco. Hermione squeaked. "No!" He raised an eyebrow. "Why?" "I'm afraid of heights…" she said trembling.
Draco rolled his eyes. "Well, too bad for you because we are. And you don't have to go, though I think it's a shame. And I thought Gryffindors were brave…" he sighed dramatically, to add to the effect.
She fell for it; hook, line and sinker
"Fine I will!" she snapped.
"Ha!" Draco grinned evilly. "You Gryffindors are so gullible as well! You agree so quickly also you are so boring, that I really don't find arguing with you fun anymore. Oh… what a shame…"
Hermione frowned. She? Boring? She thought not.
"Boring? I'll show you boring!" she hissed and she stormed in the opposite direction, away from the library.
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Hermione pushed her way through the statues and suits of armours, which blocked her way. A slight tapping on her back made her turn around. A pair of silver eyes stared back at her quizzically. "Wrong direction Mudblood" the sneering voice echoed down the hall. "Head Common Room's thatta way."
"Maybe I want to sleep in Gryffindor Tower tonight then!" she retorted, fury flashing through her eyes.
Draco's eyes held an amused spark for a second, before smirking. "Well, still…" he shrugged and said "Gryffindor Tower is that way. You're heading towards the Ravenclaws dorms."
"URGH!" she threw up her arms and walked off haughtily. Then she jumped behind a suit of armour and waited for Draco to pass before going out to carry her evil, evil plan…
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A/N: Sorry about the short responses, I have to go to bed soon, so I'm rushing it.
Sammy: Kelly did? Oh how nice of her! Got to thank her that's for sure! Terribly sorry about the delayed update! :sigh: Yay! I converted you! Dramione rules! That's really cool! :hands over cup of Fanta Orange: Thanks for reviewing!
Sally: Thanks Sal! Glad you liked! The library was very uneventful but next chapter will be more exciting! I promise! Thanks for reviewing! :Cup of Coke for you:
xXxEternalFlamexXx: Must you have such a long username Via? I loved the comment about chips… Lolz! Sorry about the chapter, I did something wrong and I couldn't log in! Ah well… :Cup of Fanta Grape:
GM: Errr…. Yeah…. You did actually! Thanks for reviewing Chrissy, you definitely brought the review count up! :Cup of Lift: Proper response with the rest of the mages
Janet: I did what you asked! pink jellybean! I'm so sorry about the short responses, but my mum is egging me on to finish and I have to do a whole lot of other stuff! Well, thanks for reviewing! :hand pink jellybean over:
Rhianne & Sapphire: Lolz! My bdays 27th Sept. o.O I'm older then you! Well, thanks for reviewing! :hands over choco cookie:
kawaiite: I'm so sorry about the really short responses! :guilty finger: Especially because you spent a lot of time into that review! Whoa, I didn't know I was that loved! Thanks for the review! I promise I'll write a longer response next chapter when you review… lolz! :cookies and cream ice cream:
Gardevoir-Mages: o.O Haha Lolz! Italian Fever! Ruuuuuuuuuuuuun! You are going to review right? :suspicious look crosses over face: poke poke! Haha! Well anyway, before I start a poka war, I'm going to bed! Yawn! Update your stories soon! :Hands over exact same thing which GM got but I can't remember and I can't be bothered to scroll up:
Swtndreamypnay: Yay! Jay ish back! Yay, Yay, Yay! I most graciously accept your apology… as long as you review this chapter, doesn't matter which time, it can be after I update, just review! Haha lolz! I feel sorry for you there! A wedding? Your mum? Cool, you were a bridesmaid? Coolio! Haha lolz! Algebra… hate maths… :timtam for you! Love them too:
thedominator: You don't like Hilary Duff? Well, I do so too bad… lolz, kidding! Thanks! :bows but then trips over feet because still sitting on her chair: Well, thanks for reviewing, and erm… review again! Tee Hee! :hands over raw cookie dough:
Monday Mornings: Wow! You reviewed again! I feel so special! Tee Hee. Thanks for reviewing, I'm seriously glad that you liked it! Of course Draco has to think he's sly! Sorry, not mocking you or anything… Review again please? :Puppy dog look: I'm really sure that'll work! :Hands you Lindor easter egg: mmm… Lindor…
KellyRiddle88: Wow! Thanks for recommending someone to my story! Yay! :double bottle of sprite for you: Cheers! Well, I'm glad you liked it and I dedicated the chapter to you! Feel Proud! Haha Lolz! Update your story soon and please review the chapter! Haha! Enjoy your sprite!
firecoolgal: Thanks! Like, totally! I didn't figure it was that interesting… Well, thanks anyway! :hands over a Chupa Chup lollypop:
TriGemini: You almost always manage to be the first don't you! Ha, glad you liked it! I'm sorry that this chapter is slightly boring but still… you liked it… right? I rather liked the letters myself… Update your CCS story! :hands over a ice cream any flavour you want:
Well, that's all of them!
I think you should review, want to know why?
I am insane and I decided I wanted to fly
So then I went to do it, and broke bones everywhere
And I went to face my mums wrath in her cozy lair
But mum said she will give me two dollars for every review
Until I save up for the 100 dollar doctors bill
And then I'll go to St Mungos and meet several other peeps
Who met the same fate as mine while they were trying to do great feats
And when I come back, I'll write a idea filled chapter
And then I will post it up, by using my trusty laptop!
A little bit of randomness. Tee Hee!
Till next time,
.:Nyome:.