Mirta's Letter

Well... It's not really a letter...

Just read the damn thing!

As I told you in the previous chapter, I CANNOT write romance. Mostly because I have never experienced it... Any one says "How pathetic" and you burn!

On with the chapter. Still don't get why everyone completely forgot about Mirta. And 'Baby' is a stupid name to be calling Brandon... or prince Sky... OH WHO EVER HE IS!!!

Dear... hey wait a sec! I'm not writing to anyone!

Whatever.

Dear... Whoever,

I'm pissed. The end. Just kidding! Don't start throwing fruit at me! Or pumpkins! Damnit! Why'd they have to change me to a pumpkin!?! I don't even like pumpkins!! It was just the only shirt I have!!! Why not something that could talk or at least make a sound!!! I can't even move!!! I'm so lucky that pumpkins don't need to go to the bathroom or the girls would kick me out of the room and actually put me in that pumpkin patch.

I'm still trying to figure out why I have no expression. How come I always look like I'm completely depressed? I'm mad!!! Not depressed!! M.A.D!!! No, I don't mean mad as in crazy!!! (Sigh) I'd probably have a bad hair day if pumpkins had hair... I don't know where that random train of thought came from.

Well... I'm running out of things to write. Other then that this is making a very big plot hole seeing as there's no good explanation as to why I can write while I'm still a pumpkin. The author must have lost it writing a letter, or what ever this is, by a pumpkin. When I get back to normal – Or at least be mentioned damnit!!!- I will so get back at those witches!! Um... The other witches.

Well, I guess all good, and bad, things must come to an end. And this letter to no one from no one definitely qualifies as bad. I'll see you as soon as I'm mentioned in the story line again... which better be soon or I'm going to sue!!!

Well. Here's something totally pointless I wrote in less then ten minutes to pass time. Mostly because the search engine sucks. Mirta's personality has gone so OOC that if I didn't mention her name you would have probably thought an actual pumpkin was talking. If you did, then I laugh at you. Because my life sucks right now and I have nothing better to do. C Ya next chapter. If the booing, the fruits, and the vegetables don't get me first...

P.S: There are no plot holes... They're only in your head...

Freaky Person O.o

Where Insanity Meets Me!!!

P.S: Screw the 'P.S'