Hello again (smiles nervously). Look I can explain the HUGE delay of updating this fic. 1. School started and we all know that means homework and hardly any free time 2. I'm lazy. well there you have it so you can put away the guns and I promise I'll be better about updates. O and the last chapter was written by me but Christine helped come up with the ideas. And the fic is set in the 6th book.
Thanks as always to the wonderful ppl who review and my co-author Christine
Disclaimer: I own nothing (including any direct quotes there may be) you cant send me to Azkaban! never!
Harry awoke the next morning to an avalanche of clothing being dumped on his head.
"Shit… Shit… I can't find my bloody uniform… Shit…" Harry heard Ron muttering to himself.
"Mate, your uniform is underneath your bed… I can see it from right here…" Harry said, from under the pile of clothes.
"Whaa?" Ron questioned, "I didn't realize you were awake!"
"Well, I wasn't, until some stupid prat decided to dump his entire wardrobe on my head," Harry replied.
"Oh, sorry about that Harry," Ron replied, flushing red in the ears.
"S'okay mate," Harry replied stiffly.
Ron dressed into his uniform and Harry in regular clothes and the two headed down to breakfast. Strange noises could be heard from Seamus's closed off four-poster and Dean was nowhere to be seen…
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Harry headed to detention with Snape while Ron headed out to the quidditch pitch to warm up.
Harry had to alphabetize the detention records in Filch's office. He started with the James Potter/Sirius Black box. Looking through all their escapades, he really didn't wonder why James, Sirius, Remus and Peter had been called the 'Marauders'. They definitely had been trouble-makers.
After what seemed like hours of alphabet-izing, Snape told Harry he could go.
All was silent. The game must be over…
Harry walked up to the portrait of the fat lady.
"Quid Agis?" he said tentatively to the Fat Lady, wondering what he would find inside.
Her expression was unreadable as she replied, "You'll see." And she swung forward.
Suddenly everyone was screaming. Shouts of joy of beating the Ravenclaws.
"WE BEAT THOSE BLOODY WANKERS!" Yelled the random fat black kid (a.k.a. Billiard, Wawa's lover) who was shoe-horned in so that not everyone in the story would be white, middle-classed and British.
(A/n: if you have watched Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, which I'm sure you have, I'm talking about the weird kid who says the definition of the grim and refers to catching Sirius black as "trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.")
"We won!" Yelled Ron, bounding into sight and brandishing the silver Cup at Harry. "We won! Four hundred and fifty to a hundred and forty! We won!"
Harry looked around; there was Ginny running toward him; she had a hard, blazing look in her face as she threw her arms around him. And without thinking, without planning it, without worrying about the fact that fifty people were watching, Harry kissed her.
After several long moments- or it might have been half an hour- or possibly several sunlit days, they broke apart.
Ron jerked his head in approval as several people wolf-whistled or giggled.
Harry and Ginny went out for a walk , during which they might discuss the match. If there was time. Which there probably wouldn't be.
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Several hours later.… Ginny and Harry were under the couch in the common room. What, in the name of Buddha were they doing UNDER THE COUCH? I'll tell you. They were snogging. (co-A/N: Snog. Snog. Isn't that a fun word to say? Snog. Snooooog. Snog, snog, snoggity snog.)(A/N: the random rants of Christine...)
Harry was on top of Ginny.
Mmmmm….
Ginny was really enjoying this, wasn't she?
Mmmmm….
Ginny's "positive re-inforcement" made Harry a bit daring. He started sliding his hand up her shirt when she moaned again.
Mmmmm Ron….
"Mmmmm Ginny… Wait, did you just moan your brother's name?" Harry whispered to Ginny.
"What?"
"Did you just say 'Ron'?" Harry whispered.
"No, why the fuck would I have just said 'Ron'?" Ginny whispered back.
"I don't know, I just heard someone moan 'Ron'!" He whispered back.
They listened.
Mmmmm Ron….
Mmmmm….
Ron….
"Oh my god, I heard it too!" Ginny whispered.
Suddenly, the couch started shaking violently.
The couch next to them was also shaking violently, and calls of "DEAN! HARDER!" and "I LOVE YOU SEAMUS!" could be heard.
But never mind that.
Harry and Ginny were listening to the panting, moaning, screaming… From on top of their couch.
Suddenly, it stopped. Harry and Ginny slowly rolled out from under the couch. What they saw...
"RON! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!"
Hermione and Ron looked up in utter shock as Ginny screamed at them and Harry just stood there, too surprised to move. They quickly scrambled to cover themselves.
"How could you guys not tell me about this! I thought you were just snogging! I thought you were smarter than this..."Harry screamed at them as they hastily pulled on clothes
"O shut up Harry it's not like you two weren't shagging!" a very embarrassed Ron said. "I thought you wouldn't do something like this especially with MY SISTER! And I cant believe you GINNY! WHY THE BLOODY HELL WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS!..."Ron yelled growing angry.
"O LOOK WHO'S TALKING! AS IF YOU TWO WEREN'T JUST SHAGGING! AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION RON, HARRY AND I WERNT SHAGGING WE WERE JUST SNOGGING! AND YOU GUYS DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME YOU WERE TOGETHER!" Ginny shouted
"EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP!" Hermione shouted. The room went deathly silent. Footsteps could be heard in the background as Sheamus and Dean quietly snuck up to the boys dormitory.(A/N: this is the only shamus/dean bit I've written. The rest is all written by Christine)
Now back to the story.
"We should all just go back up to our dormitories and get some sleep.
Alright?" Hermione said.
Harry and Ron glared at each other. Ginny stood there looking over to Hermione and then glaring at ron.
"ALRIGHT?" Hermione said louder to get their attention.
"Fine" Harry and Ron muttered.
They all went back up to their dormitories and tried to get some sleep.
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The next morning everyone was in a much better mood. Until Draco Malfoy walked up to their table that is.
A/N well there's another chappie! Draco is just way too hot to leave out of this fic! Let me no who you think draco should be paired with and any suggestions are welcome and to Horace Slughorn please let me know who should walk in. review and sorry once again for the delay!