Captain's Log
Benjamin Sisko
Stardate: Unknown
If this is Q, I'm going to kick his ass from here to Babylon 5.
Wherever "here" is.
Personal Log
Quark
I hear Human voices in the distance. Should I tell the others?
Nah. Where's the fun in that?
Personal Log
Commander Worf
I smell Humans in the distance. Should I tell the others? The captain is very angry. Perhaps it is best not to bring it up yet.
Personal Log
Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax
My tricorder is picking up human and humanoid life signs just north of here. Benjamin is awfully, tense, though. I'll tell him later.
Personal Log
Dr. Julian Bashir
I so did not need this. Garak has been avoiding me for weeks, and now I'm stuck on a planet with him. I suppose I'll have to talk to him.
Oh, and my tricorder is picking up life signs in the distance. One more thing to worry about. I suppose they'll need medical help. Sigh. Business as usual, then.
Personal Log
Elim Garak
(Oh, come on, you didn't think Garak was dumb enough to record a log, did you?)