Personal Log: Tom Paris
Let's see. Where was I? Janeway, Check – although we were amphibians at the time, but I think it still counts. Chakotay, check. Torres, check. It's Harry's turn. Of course, I've already had many opportunities with Harry, but since everyone already thinks we're already doing the horizontal tango, I thought I would save him for last. Oh, I know, I bet I can get him and Seven into a threesome. That'll be something new.
And speaking of something new, since we've been joined by the crews of the Enterprise and Deep Space Nine, there are several new aliens to play with. There's a half-Betazoid from Enterprise, and the DS9 crew includes a Klingon and a joined Trill, plus they brought a well-dressed civilian Ferengi and a Cardassian who claims to be a civilian, although I don't think any of us are buying that. He's definitely interesting, though…
Personal Log: Seven of Nine
Lieutenant Paris has suddenly begun making sexual overtures towards me, although he only does so in the presence of Ensign Kim. I believe he is bored.
Personal Log: Chakotay
Poor B'Elanna is still kicking herself over that whole Paris thing. I tried to tell her we've all been there. Half the Delta quadrant has been there. Somehow, that didn't make her feel any better. I managed to find other ways to comfort her, though. Go, me!
Personal Log: Kathryn Janeway
Good lord, does my crew ever do anything but fornicate? You'd think they'd have had enough of that back on the ship. I've got to get them out of here before they overpopulate this planet. I, of course, am too pure to become involved in any of this.