Captain's Log: Jean-Luc Picard

There is still no sign of Q. In fact, no sign of any sentient life at all. I fear that Commander LaForge and Counselor Troi may be tiring of my asking them about it.

In trying to establish some sort of order, we're finding that the non-Federation personnel (Seven of Nine, Quark, and Mr. Garak) are all being quite amenable to following Federation protocols. However, I wonder how long that will last, as all three of them come from cultures that are openly hostile to the Federation. Apparently, in the period the DS9 crew is from, relations with the Ferengi are peaceful, but relations with the Cardassians have become… complicated. Still, they all continue to affirm that their Mr. Garak is a "simple tailor." On the other hand, they always say it with a smirk.

Captain Janeway mentioned that some of her crew are former Maquis. I hope that isn't going to be a problem.

Personal Log: Deanna Troi

That Voyager crew is certainly… friendly. I'm sure they're giving Will all sorts of ideas.

Captain Picard is driving me insane.

Personal Log: William Riker

Had a talk with Jadzia Dax. She had heard about my experience being a host to a Trill symbiont, but she had thought it was an urban legend.

I think that Commander Chakotay and Lieutenant Paris are both challenging my position as Federation Space Slut. In fact, that whole crew is going to give me a run for my money. Except for Captain Janeway. She's so pure.

Personal Log: Wesley Crusher

Astrometrics is so sexy.

Personal Log: Geordi LaForge

I've been talking to the Voyager crew. B'Elanna Torres has managed to exceed the known warp speed limitations. The adjustments were simpler than anyone had imagined, but the results were… not good, apparently. As she was telling me this, Harry Kim walked by and said "Oh, is this the salamander story?" and B'Elanna shut up and wouldn't explain any further.

Compared notes with Seven of Nine on vision-enhancing implants. It sounds as if her artificial eye works like my VISOR, but it's less obtrusive. The Borg may be good for something after all.

Also, the captain is driving me insane.

Personal Log: Jean-Luc Picard

That Captain Janeway is so pure. I wonder if Q likes her more than he likes me?

Author's notes:

Thanks to everyone who has left reviews for this! I'm glad you like it, and I also appreciate the encouragement.

My friend Cassandra was the first one to say "She's so pure" about Captain Janeway. I didn't realize I was going to be using it so much.