Completely irrelevant A/N: One reviewer wrote "Another one of these?" I was thinking, "Another one of what?" So I went to look him up so I could ask what he meant, and it turned out that was what I wrote about his American-transfer-student-to-Hogwarts story – which perhaps I shouldn't have mocked because he wrote it for a friend. So, sorry about that, dude.

More relevant A/N: I previously said Seven was in "astrophysics." She is actually in "astrometrics." Does anyone know what "astrometrics" is?

Anyway…

Captain's Log: Benjamin Sisko

We've been on this planet three days now. There has been no sign of Q. Captains Picard and Janeway agree with me that this is not his modus operandi. I do, however, have the distinct feeling that we have been caught up in an experiment.

Personal Log: Jadzia Dax

I met Will Riker. THE Will Riker! The only non-Trill ever to host a symbiont. He's also a fun guy. Not to mention, he's good at taking my mind of Worf, which is good because my crush on him is getting tiresome. I wish Curzon hadn't been so fond of Klingons!

There are a lot of strange tensions going on. I know Worf served on the Enterprise before coming to DS9, and apparently in the time the Enterprise crew has come from, he is still there. That must be disconcerting for them. Probably for Worf too, although the only one he acts strangely around is Counselor Troi.

And then of course there's that whole thing with Garak and Julian. Sigh. Will those two crazy kids ever get together?

Personal Log: Worf

Deanna has no recollection of our relationship. Still, I feel an obligation to slay Commander Riker.

Personal Log: Julian Bashir

I guess I can't put this off indefinitely. Surely Garak must have known that as a doctor, I could only tolerate a certain number of genocide attempts, but we never really talked about it, and I no longer have prior engagements with Miles as an excuse to avoid him. But first, I think I'll brood on it a bit longer. Everyone's nicer to me when I brood.

Personal Log: Quark

I am surrounded by idiots.