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The Simple Tailor
Personal Log: Chakotay
Hey. I just noticed there is a CARDASSIAN in the DS9 group. This is so not cool. And "simple tailor" my ass.
(later)
Well, those were fateful words.
Personal log: B'Elanna Torres
Chakotay decided to go talk to Mr. Garak, the Cardassian tailor from DS9. Ostensibly he wanted to find out whether Garak had anything to do with the occupation of his homeworld. All of us former Maquis have issues with the Cardassians, but after that thing with Seska, I don't think Chakotay is rational about them. I went with him to make sure he didn't beat Garak up too badly. That didn't turn out to be necessary, but I'm glad I went anyway, as Mr. Garak can be very… interesting company.
Personal log, Julian Bashir
Well, I finally got up my nerve to go settle things with Garak, but before I could get two words out, who should interrupt us but Chakotay, the Space Slut of the Delta Quadrant, and his buxom sidekick. I wonder if I can use any of the local flora to poison them.
I wish Kukalaka were here.
Personal log: Kathryn Janeway
This is going too far. I know my crew is bored, but this really is too much. For one thing, Jean-Luc and I will never establish Federation order here if we have Cardassians and Maquis teaming up. And if Mr. Garak is an Obsidian order agent, as I suspect he is, who knows what kinds of ideas he could be giving them?
Besides, Chakotay is supposed to be in love with me. Everybody knows that.
Personal log: Quark
Idiots, I tell you.