With apologies to Cassandra Claire.
Really.
Captain's Log: Jean-Luc Picard
Captain Janeway and I are working on putting together a duty roster. She and I agree on the importance of keeping Federation order here. Captain Sisko is working with Commander Dax, Acting Ensign Crusher, and Seven of Nine to discover our location and how we came to be here. Commander Chakotay has thrown himself into improving relations between the Federation and non-Federation personnel.
Personal Log: Chakotay
Kathryn wanted to know why I was away with Garak and B'Elanna for so long. I told her it was all in the interests of cooperation. Think she is jealous, however. Go, me!
I noticed when we got back that Doctor Bashir from Deep Space Nine was looking a bit pouty, and I suggested that he might feel left out and that perhaps I should go talk to him, but Garak gave me a distinctly threatening look. Pretty sure he would kill me if I tried anything. Which would really not be in the interests of cooperation, after all.
Personal Log: B'Elanna Tores
Chakotay can never give it a rest. I suppose I already knew that – we can't even send him on away missions anymore. But still, we'd only JUST got back to camp with Garak when Chakotay suggesting approaching Doctor Bashir. Is he blind? Hasn't he noticed that Garak and Bashir clearly have a close, brotherly relationship? Garak would kill him if he tried anything. Honestly. And I am NOT just peeved because I want Chakotay to myself. That was like years ago. I am so over that.
Really.
Personal Log: Jadzia Dax
We've got no hope of finding how we got here with the instruments we have (They being precisely one tricorder), but I'm keeping at it to humor Benjamin. He's beginning to act paranoid.
Seven's photographic memory and knowledge of astrometrics ought to have come in handy, but she hasn't been able to determine anything at all from the constellations. I don't know what Wesley has to work with us. Supposedly he's like OMG SPACE-TIME PRODIGY, but he's also a teenager and all he does is get in Seven's way. If Seven were actually doing anything useful, I might complain.
And I'm not saying that just because I'm used to being the Hot Chick in the group.
Wish Worf were here, but he's always out hunting. At least HE has a chance of accomplishing something.
Personal Log: Worf
Thank the Qunpu' I'm out of that mess.
Personal Log: Wesley Crusher
Astrometrics is the best thing EVER. I still don't know what it is exactly, but it's really awesome.
Still not Ensign.
Personal Log: Benjamin Sisko
I KNOW it's Q. Why doesn't anyone believe me? Is this one of those alternate realities where everyone thinks I'm insane? Because I've really had enough of that. And if Wesley doesn't stop ogling Seven and pay attention to the work, I'm going to do something drastic.
Speaking of ogling, I wonder if anyone has warned Chakotay away from Bashir yet?
Personal Log: Deanna Troi
Dax isn't fooling me – she's a pervy Klingon-fancier. Well, I won't have it; she can't seduce both Will AND Worf. Even though I'm not officially interested in either one of them, of course.
Personal Log: Julian Bashir
Still the prettiest.