I'm feeling legally paranoid about life so...
Even though I don't have to say it because it is and it figures its fan fictions I will say it.
I don't own any of the stuff in my fiction except original characters which aren't mine, anyway as to use them I'd need ownership of or permissions to use the owned stuff.
Fictions used.
Naruto.
I'm only writing the above DISCLAIMER once.
Prelude - Ninstation or Nuclear Suitcase
The TV blared on at the persons house who owned it Raymond was a for lack of a better word
"l33T fR33k"
"IT CAME BEFORE ITS TIME!" The TV blared flashing some 3d metal surface of a globe like object.
"IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE." The voice yelled.
"The NINSTATION, A mass compatible gaming system capable of playing any platform and utilizing its mass ion generator is self powered and has enough power to support an entire computer club."
It said flashing the multi-slotted sphere.
"Now only $2,999" it finished."
"But for those of you who are wondering is it worth it let me tell you It Is, And to prove it comes with a 30 day free trial."
"Assembly required see package for details" it said is quite small print to fast for the person who was watching to hear.
He made the call and said to himself, "Hmm sounds good, and I do have $3,600 so it will be a snap."
One week later with our two heroes.
"Ray, why again did you call me over?" Kenny asked tiredly looking at the mess on Ray's bed that was his NINSTATION unassembled. "I need help figuring this thing out so I can put it together." Ray answered.
He picked up some of Component set A and fixed it to Component B.
Ray worked on the Mass Ion generator until he thought it was done.
It was supposed to be round but it was a square object now hooked up to rays computer he looked at Kenny, "You ready?" While cold sweat dripping from his brow.
"It's supposed to be round Ray, are you sure about this." he asked looking at what looked like a nuclear suitcase. "Of coarse I am why wouldn't I be; it's all connected right." he said dripping with unsure-ness. "Now lets do this, it's now or never, Do or Die, Succeed or fail-" "Just push the button." Kenny said. With that and a dry look at the interruption he pushed the switch...
As soon as he did light started flashing on the monitor and the device started pulsing with green energies. A screen popped up on the monitor saying new hardware detected. "IT'S ALIVE!" Ray outburst suddenly. "Retard" Kenny darkly with that it started humming louder and louder." Is it supposed to do that?" Ray just shrugged
Kenny looked at it nervously it was beginning to red and hum had turned to a roar "ARE YOU REALLY SURE ITS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THAT? Ray trying to install the software looked at Kenny and said "its fine." and with that it exploded.
Energies flew out as a gateway formed "WHATS GOING ON." Ray yelled to Kenny as the energies started to wrap around the two of them. "KENNY! GRAB MY HAND." Ray leaped forward towards the gate that was pulling Kenny and him in and tried to grab his hand.
An entire world appeared bellow rotating Kenny tried to grab Ray's hand but missed and was pulled downward and he lost sight of Ray who fell into a pocket of black energy. "KENNY!" was the last thing he heard as he saw energy envelop him.
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Chapter One - Of sand, killing intent, Bathhouses, and Sennin
Ray streaked through the sky at a high speed his course was almost sideways he saw bellow an odd villages in a desert as he was shot into a building...
A figure in the shadows looked at the new arrival as he flew through the sky and thought to himself. "There is a lot of energy in him. How did he get up there at that speed..." he dismissed the last part as unimportant.
Gaara was pondering his life looking to confirm his existence, when suddenly something busted through his wall so fast
so had that it flew at him and collided with him before his sand was able to react then kept going knocking them both out of the window the fast moving person rolled into the street while Gaara tried to figure out what just happened while he regenerated his armor on his left side. Kankuro ran outside rather freaked out about a first strike Temari hurried out right behind him where she saw Ray. He was beat up and the center of Gaara's death glare.
Ray looked around somehow he hadn't lost consciousness "I Feel like I hit a wall then a brick..." he suddenly remembered what had transpired and someone else who was hit "Hay I'm sorry about crashing onto you, I guess when I'm better I guess I owe you something Gaara looked confused does he even know who he is, His glare intensified "Do you even know who you hit?" Kankuro asked dumbfounded, "I don't even know what land I'm in." with that he passed out.
"I'm going to kill him!" Gaara said sand beginning to flow from his gourd "Now Gaara be sensitive he didn't mean to hit you and aren't you wondering where he came from and why he flew through the wall?" Gaara pondered for a second "Not really." Kankuro was quiet. After a minute Gaara said "fine, then I will kill him."
"Geez!" Kankuro muttered then received a death glare gulped nervously.
"Ugh, what's happening?" images started flashing by
Dunes flew by in his mind as sand raged in a horrible storm as he went the place became greener and he saw a village
with high walls he saw an arena and saw the faces of people, one blonde with whiskers, One with white eyes, One with bugs crawling, That puppeteer look alike, some bored looking guy then he saw that girl with blonde tails, and then a guy with odd red eyes and then Gaara his eyes looking crazy, The Images then flashed to fast to see until he was looking into the eyes of someone who's skin was white and eyes yellow and snake like.
Ray suddenly snapped awake, cold sweat dripping from his brow.
Temari walked in deciding sense Gaara was out now was the time to interrogate him.
"So who are you?" she asked in a manner that showed that she was surprised he was still alive.
"Raymond." he answered gripping his shoulder as it felt like it was on fire
Temari thought to herself 'definitely not from around here.' "So where are you from? The wave country?"
"Wave country? What are you talking about? You look Japanese." he stated. Looking her over.
She was now confused "What?" she asked. "Never mind... ...It doesn't matter." he said sitting up "It's nice in here."
Kankuro then burst into the room. "Alright brat, tell me why we just spared your life and who you are! NOW!" All Ray was able to do was blink. "What?" Kankuro looked ready to kill. "Who are you and WHERE are you from? He Demanded.
"BACK OFF BOY!" Ray yelled at him causing him to back up a few steps before Temari cut in "Boy? How old are you?"
Ray was now honestly confused "I'm 19... And hurting all o-v--- what?" ray asked realizing there stares.
"Please don't lie that badly you can't be a day over 13 at most." Temari reasoned feeling irritated by his lack of charisma.
"Fine whatever..." Ray stood up then realized "What I'm shorter then before!" he noticed as he realized the bed was twice as big as it was supposed to be. Even Kankuro was now rubbing his temples "Lets let the Kazekage interrogate him." he sighed.
"But he might kill him." Temari tried to reason. "And Gaara won't?" Kankuro countered.
"Who's Gaara?" At this they both went rigid of this bad lying kid if he was a spy he was certainly not very subtle.
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Jiraiya looked on into the bathhouse at the ladies bathing and chortled as one of them splashed another.
"This will be perfect for my book. HEHEHE" Jiraiya laughed to himself
As Kenny opened his eyes he saw himself falling and a building directly below him...
Trying to break his fall, "..." CRASH! He hit into the water with the force of a cannon. He landed on his left arm hearing it break before blacking out.
"NOOO" Jiraiya yelled in panic as he saw him crashing into the ladies side causing them to panic.
Chaos ensued as the ladies scrambled for some towels.
One of them said "I think he's hurt." the others hearing this ran over to see if they where able to help.
Jiraiya looked on in irritation as he saw this new "Perv" getting all the love.
"Quick get the medical kit." one of them yelled while another pulled him onto her lap.
Jiraiya's irritation faded when they started mulling over the boy his grin returned and he started jotting it down in a notepad.
'This super pervert has the right idea.' Jiraiya thought to himself
They took Kenny out and went towards the hospital and Jiraiya came running around the corner asking
"Is my nephew going to be ok?" he saw the boy was out cold so he decided to play it for what it was worth.
They looked at him a grave look on there face "He has a mild concussion and a broken arm, but he will be fine." the lead girl there said.
"Well ladies if he is going to be fine want to go out to have a drink with me followed up by a bath?" he asked hopefully.
They glared daggers at him "We'd rather go out with a snake tongued freak, then a pompous fool who won't even watch after his nephew."
Jiraiya looked hurt then started on "He is my Nephew on my dearly departed brother's side and I… I love him so much, but sense the day his father was killed he got more and more reckless doing dumb and suicidal things to try to change his focus from his killed family." with that Jiraiya sniffled sadly as he told his sob story. "Oh my poor Hiroshi..." the frog hermit finished.
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that then I guess you know best what to do with him. See ya!" They said going to run off.
"HAY WAIT WHERES THE HOSPITAL?" He yelled not getting an answer.
Jiraiya realizing he was getting no help just sight and went and set Kenny's bone in his arm when he was done it healed before his eyes. He then picked up Kenny and snuck to the bath house and laid him in the grass where he was hiding and continued his research.
A few minutes later Kenny began to stir. Looking up he saw an old man peeping with a telescope through the bushes blushing red and chortling. "Where am I?" he ask starting sit up. Jiraiya looked over at him "Ahh! so your up pull up a seat and tell if you see anything." Jiraiya said handing a telescope to him "look over there." Kenny looks through and sees a woman... "GAAAAHHH!" Jiraiya laughs "I see you found a good one, can you try that trick you did before." Kenny looked confused "What... What are you talking about and what exactly are you?"
Jiraiya Suddenly stood up tall a gleam in his eye. "Thank you for asking!" He yelled tossing his head back spinning his hair "I am Myouboku Mountain's Monk of the Frog Spirits," He then casts out his hand open palmed at Kenny. A ninja yowl is heard in the backdrop suddenly guitars start playing. "Also known as the Frog Hermit" He yelled "Women go crazy over my beauty!" "I'm a strong shinobi, but women are my weakness!" His head spins causing his hair to fly again
"From the village of Konoha," With a yowl "Even a crying babe would stop to stare at the magnificent..." a pause with fire crackers commenced as he spun his hair "...Jiraiya-Sama!" he finished.
Kenny was to say the least shocked, he had never seen someone cornier then ray, until now.
Jiraiya broke in "Well boy tell me where you came from?"
Kenny remained stunned and silent, "..." He couldn't believe that this was not a dream...
He quickly poked himself making sure it wasn't a dream.
"Well boy what's the matter with you have you never seen a Sennin?" he asked.
Kenny looked dumbfounded; he had no idea what a Sennin was... He answered, "No, what is a Sennin?"
"Are you just yanking my chain or are you retarded?" he asked a dry look staining his face. Kenny just remained silent.
"And I am one of them" He added puffing out his chest. Patting his 6 foot tall frog
"So what's with the frog?" Kenny asked. "That is one of my loyal summons from the Gama Clan." he said. "Gama Clan? What's that?" Kenny asked more confused than ever. "What's you name?" he pressed hoping to god the brat didn't have amnesia. "My name? Why I'm only the greatest gamer in the world, I'm the great Kenny!" Kenny said Thinking that there is some sort of elaborate greeting custom in the world he was in.
Jiraiya raised an eyebrow "Are you some sort of gambler? And maybe that landing messed up your head."
Kenny looked confused again. "I'm not really a gambler, but people do say I'm lucky, and I feel fine."
"You're not from around here, are you?" he asked standing to his full height.
Kenny answered, "I don't know how I got here, I fell and got knocked out, then I woke up and my arm feels funny." KC then realized, "My arm! It was broken on the way down! How is it normal!"
"Follow me there's a lot I need to teach you." He said looking at Kenny.
KC started walking, "But how is my arm better!"