A/N: Well, who in Connecticut are both stuffy, rich, try-to-change-awesome-Stars Hollow-people-jerks? Um, Jason and Nicole. They're perfect for each other…so perfect someone should lock them both in a room and leave them there…preferably in a galaxy far far away from Luke and Lorelai!

Disclaimer: I don't own Gilmore Girls, sadly enough. Or Star Wars. NOBODY will trade for my math homework!

Luke and Lorelai stared at each other in shock.

"My wife…"

"My boyfriend…" there was a pause and then they both started kicking Jason's car.

"We should get some eggs," said Lorelai.

"We'd get arrested for that for sure," said Luke.

"Then I could call Jason's cell! Oh, that'd be good!" They both cracked up.

"Hey, do you think we're being compared right now? To Nicole and Jason?"

"Oh, gross, Lorelai," said Luke.

"Yep. Dirty." she replied. A twinkle came into her eye and Luke read her mind. Is she going to say what I think she's going to say? He wondered.

"Well, if they're making a comparison…I think it's only fair if…hey, what are you doing?" she asked Luke, who had come up next to her.

"Will you just stand still?" he asked. And then, of course, he kissed her.

"Whoa," she breathed. No comparison at all, she thought. Jason was an idiot. Luke was so much better. Maybe that made her the idiot, for not noticing. She moved in to kiss Luke again.

"What are you doing?" he asked. She smiled.

"Will you just stand still?" They kissed again.

"What are we going to do about Jason and Nicole?" asked Luke. "I am still married to her, you know."

"She's a lawyer, isn't she?"

"Yeah, so?"

"So let's go in there- you've got a key, right?- and ask her to draw up the divorce papers." Luke laughed at the image.

"Sure, why not?" he asked.

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They stood outside the door for ten minutes, trying to get up the courage to go in.

"Are we sure we want to see this?" Luke asked.

"Why not? We've each seen 50 of it before," she said flippantly. Luke smiled.

"Okay, let's go." He put the key in the lock and turned. "Honey, I'm home!" he yelled sarcastically. They heard Nicole shriek from somewhere in the apartment.

"Hi, Jason, guess who?" yelled Lorelai. They heard Jason curse. Lorelai followed Luke to the bedroom door, which he opened and then-

"Oh, my God."

"That is so, so wrong."

"When did we get a cat?"