February 16, 2004 6pm

My next show is on Friday and guess what, the whole gang is coming. Yeah, I think of all our friends as a gang because that's the best way to describe them. I mean they are kind of like a shaman gang thing. Anyways, they all want to see me on stage so I had no choice but to get them tickets. It wasn't really hard because the first thing my manager said to me when I came in was 'Ah, my Anna, I was so worried. How could I get on without my number one star?' I don't know about that but still, I got great tickets and backstage passes. The only thing I'm worried about is Hao harassing the other girls. Will that get me fired? And of course, I have this really, um, lets just say very bare dress that I hate to wear but I have to. And I do not want to let Yoh see me like that.

And also, there's something really weird happening with Jeanne and Hao. I don't know what and I would rather not know what. Jeanne and Lyserg came back yesterday night from their little temple trip. I have no idea what happened and I really don't want to know. I know it's really my business to know everything, but these days, its getting too tiring and I just focus on the important stuff. Whatever it is between Hao and Jeanne, I hope they work it out. If they don't, I will happily throw Hao out of the inn. Come to think of it, I don't really want them to work it out. It gives me an excuse to throw Hao out which is something I really want to do. Okay, I really have to go to work. Today, I have to do extra work to perfect this step that I keep having trouble with. Anyways, I have to go.

Anna

February 19, 2004 10pm

AH! I HATE HAO! I HATE HIM SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH! I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT HE DID! I CANNOT! OF ALL THINGS THIS IS THE WORST! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GOTTA GO DOWN AND YELL AT HIM!

Anna

February 19, 10:30pm

Okay, I took my anger out on Hao and now, he's banned from the house to the roof. Yay! Anyways, I cannot believe what he just did. I cannot believe! He burned down my kitchen! MY KITCHEN! My precious kitchen! I cannot believe he did that! Okay, Tamao recommended I go upstairs and cool down after I yelled at Hao for about half an hour. I would have so yelled at him more if not for the fact that Jun, who was stopping by for dinner, pointed out that the whole street was going deaf.

I just cannot believe. Everybody was stopping by for dinner and since Tamao was out buying more groceries, Hao decided that he was fit enough to cook. Well I wasn't happy about this. Actually, I wasn't told about this so I wasn't able to prevent the disaster that was about to struck. See this is what happens when I wasn't told of things. Anyways, I thought Yoh was cooking instead of Hao but apparently, Yoh was out in the backyard with Lyserg and Ren and Ryo and Horohoro practicing some shaman moves or something he found. Anyways, I was chatting with Pilica and Jun while setting the table when I smelled smoke. Nobody else smelled it but I had better senses than they did. So, I thought Yoh burned something and I was about to go in there and yell at him. Then everybody else started smelling smoke. And it wasn't just regular smoke either like when something was burning. No, it was the smoke of a fire.

I walked into the kitchen to find that the stove was burning like Hao's spirit. Funny thing was that his spirit was right there next to him. Wow, how did that ever happen? Well duh. He used his spirit to make the flames go up. I was so mad at him that I ordered him out of the kitchen while I told Jun to get the water.

Well the mess was under control, until stupid Hao intervened. He tried to help with the water on the stove but then, apparently, what he was holding was the oil. HOW STUPID IS HE! He was so stupid that he poured oil all over the flames. Well guess what happened after that? The stove burst and it burned my whole kitchen. Plus. Tamao, who was coming in from the back door with loads of groceries was burned along with Jeanne who was helping with the water and Pilica. I stayed out of the way while Jun was in the backyard getting the other boys to help. Horohoro, doing probably the only smart thing he ever did, called the fire company. Soon the fire fighters arrived and put out the flames. Now, my kitchen is a two-walled black thing that smelled like smoke. The whole house is filled with smoke.

Then, I could do nothing but ban him from the inn. He was to spend the night outside. Apparently, from the scratching on the roof, I think he's staying on the roof. Well I don't care if he freezes to death. Plus I hear its gonna snow tonight. If there is a god, please let Hao freeze to death. Please!

Anna

Friday February 17, 2004 5pm

Okay, I am so nervous about the show. I don't know if it's my friends there in the audience or what. Hao didn't come, mostly because I banished him from stepping one foot near me. He knows I'll send him straight to hell. Sadly, he did not freeze to death. Life is unfair. Anyways, I made him pay for the kitchen out of the salary he gets from being a waiter at the local diner. Who would have thought that the most powerful shaman would end up a waiter?

Anyways, I fully expect him to pay and if he doesn't, he will stay on the roof. Actually he is staying on the roof until the whole kitchen is back to normal and let me tell you that will take a long time. Of course, he is sneaking into other people's rooms. Oh I know he is. Like last night, I heard Yoh scream. I didn't bother to get up and check on him because I knew that Hao came into Yoh's room. I hope he is only sensible enough not to let him stay. Well he wasn't so I had to pull on my robe and go into Yoh's room where I found Yoh sleeping on the floor with Hao on his bed.

In the end, Hao went back to the roof with a broken nose and Yoh went to bed with a handprint on his cheek. It all went normal. I guess nobody bothered to wake up because they all can probably picture what happened. This morning, I saw that Hao was as cheery as ever when Tamao went outside to the local diner to buy breakfast. Let me tell you, I am not happy about this. Wasting money because of Hao, and more importantly, wasting money on junk.

Still, I ate the stupid food from the diner, which tasted like yesterday's leftovers but I didn't complain. Oh shoot, I have to go and get my makeup. I have never worn makeup unless it's a show. Then they require it. I had to actually buy a makeup set because at the studios, you always had to bring your own set. It is so weird and I really don't want to think about it.

Anna

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heya, wow, so i hope u people like that one. i know that it wasnt that much but it is hysterical with the blowing up of the kitchen and everything. Next is more of Anna's past and all her friends see her on stage. I am so happy because i got all my friend's shonen jump magazines that she collected over the years. YAY! I am goin to be kept so busy readin them. And also, my school had a bookfair and i went crazy so i bought 21 books for 3 bucks. Cheap right? Well i am poor so if you want to donate to the Lale the assassin fund, please IM me or write me an emailfor more information. thank you for your contribution. So dont be too surprised if i dont upload another chapter next week. Srry but my books beckon me to read them. Thanks for the reviews! And review more! YAY! REVIEW! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARI!

With much luv,

lale the assassin