IT'S A GHOST'S WORLD, WHAT CAN YOU DO?

YOU…

CAN…

HIDE

But not really.

Okay guys, I know I haven't updated since the last ice age, but my Kevlar is in the shop so I can't take any bullets. So don't shoot me. Now, it is time… TO REVEAL THE GREATEST WORK OF ART SINCE THE EARTH ITSELF… "THE THIRD CHAPTER OF IT'S A GHOST'S WORLD, WHAT CAN YOU DO?"!

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On the planet of Plastica surgica, a lone protoss carrier descended through the thick, surgically clean, Lysol-based atmosphere. The massive ship settled upon a small, black runway. A large group of protoss charged out, waving plasma weapons, and crashed through the massive doors of the small, clinical building that was also Lysol-based. The massive, Lysol-crete walls, the epitome of cleanliness and… other stuff. Anyway the protoss roared through the door. However, an instant later, they were locked in mortal combat with the viscous and strange insurans conartistres. Many brave protoss lost their lives in the struggle.

The ragged protoss horde, sorrowful after burying so many of their comrades, walked through the anti-bacterial spray, and demanded mouths from the underpaid intern. A while later, they walked out, sporting mouths. I now choose to end this part by having George Bush blast the whole planet to hell. Now. Back to the marines.

Marine 2: OH SHIT! THE FUCKING ZERGLINGS ATE MY LEG! OH FUCK!

The rest: Fuck you! We're trying to see if anyone's hurt and then make a plan!

Marine 2: AAAAH! FUCKERS! I'M FUCKING HURT! DON'T YOU SEE MY LEG! NO BECAUSE THEY FUCKING ATE IT!

The rest: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PUSSY! STOP CRYING OVER NOTHING!

Marine 2: dies from pain.

Marine 1: Yeah, that's what I thought, you asshole.

Marine 5: Hey Jackass, he fucking died.

Marine 1: No problem. We'll ask John Ashcroft to heal him with prayer in our public schools.

John Ashcroft: Appears on top of a stinky, mentally retarded elephant Did somebody call my name?

All: It's John Ashcroft! Hallelujah! We're saved!

John Ashcroft: Yes, you are! Passes a bullshit law through congress that denies the zerg their constitutional rights, tricks the idiots who are under his jurisdiction, and then forcing Jewish and Muslim children to pray to a god they do not believe in.

Marine 1: Hallelujah! John Ashcroft has saved the day!

…But did he?

The End… Or is it?