This is a side line story of Rando Ambo's Barry Saucepan stories. (Written with the assistance of Lemo Lemo The Lemon - well she was supposed too, but INSTEAD SHE'S READING MAGZINES!) This story is set a year before everyone goes to Hogwarts...
Don
Don walked down the hall, past his only sisters room. Since he was in a good mood, he decided to pop in on her and give her a surprise visit. Not bothering to knock he walked in,
"Ginny!
How are you my darling sister!" he said capturing her into a
hug.
"Don...why are you hugging me? Are you high? Sleep
deprived?"
"No! I just wanted a hug!" Don said sounding hurt, "So...what are you doing?" he said changing the subject and looked at Ginny's computer.
"Oh! Nothing...Nothing..." She said blushing, trying to hide the screen from Don.
"What the hell...What is that...?" he said, suprised by how many Barry Saucepan pictures were showed on Google.
"Well..."
"Ginny! Do have a crush on Barry Saucepan? Why!"
"Well...he did defeat you-know-who..."
"He was two!"
"He was one..."
"He was one!"
"Yea...but he's hot too Don!"
"But..." Don spluttered, "You know, he doesn't even know he's a wizard yet...don't you? Remember what Dad said? He was talking to Dumbledore..."
"Yea...but that doesn't stop him from being a hero!"
Don sighed,
"Ginny, he's probably a full of himself asshole. Hero's aren't real people! Besides, people like him don't waste their time with people like us! He'll hang around with people like Malfoy, you know rich, posh, dickheads..."
Ginny looked shocked,
"Don! How can you say that!"
"Because it's true, he's probably an ass. Don't bother with him Ginny, we'll never meet him...Heck the day I'm friends with Barry Saucepan is the day I become Chaser on a Quidditch team!"
"Well, you didn't have to be so negative..."
"Sorry sis! Just telling it like it is!" Don said. He ruffled Ginny's hair and walked out of her room and shut the door.
"Barry Saucepan," he said chuckling and shaking his head.