Meet Barry Saucepan's weird friends! and him

by AmboandLemo

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5. Winston err Roberts

(written by the actual Lemo). Set during the first book.

Winston

Winston the weasel was sitting by the lake at Hogwarts school for Wizardry, Witchcraft and the art of orgami, pondering over the fact that not many people knew about the orgami part. Winstons crazy owner, Lemo, loooooooooooved orgami. The only problem was, she was crap at it. Strangely enough she could only make deformed weasels. Ah well, enough about that crazy chick.

Winston looked out at the lake and wondered when his good friend, the squid was going to show up. Ah, there he was. The giant squid rose to the top of the lake.

"Sup Winny," he greeted.

"Lo, Squiddy," Winston replied.

"How's the whole 'take over the world' thing going?"

"It'd be great if that annoying Moldy-Wart fella would get lost." Winstin said with a sigh.

"Ah well, that Barry kid - that your humans dating will get rid of 'em eventually." the squid said with a squiddy shrug.

"And then the world will be mine! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Winstin continued to cackle madly until, about ten minutes later, Lemo popped up out of no where. "There you are baby!" She cooed picking Winston up and giving him a bone crushing hug.

"Put me down woman!" Winston cried, but, of course, Lemo didn't understand weasel-talk.