"Oh you've got to be kidding me!"

I woke up with a start and looked about confusedly until I remembered where I was. My eyes eventually landed on the wonderful Hary Potter, holding an Asian looking girl in his arms. He put the girl down and came over to me sitting on the bed.

"What are you doing here, Malfoy?"

"Just taking a nap." I said truthfully.

Harry looked behind me to where Belial was sleeping, chewing on the comforter of the bed.

"Oh yeah, I like a nap too after fucking."

"What?" I said, a little louder than I would have preferred, "All we did here was nap."

After thinking for a moment I jumped off of the bed, "Ahhh! I've just slept in Harry Potter sperm! Ahh!" I grabbed Belial off, waking him up.

Harry and the girl laughed, "Why do you think I made this room Malfoy? So that you could nap in peace?"

I kept wiping at my clothes, then went on to wipe at Belial's, "Blahhh..."

"I am so confused." Belial said, sitting on the floor. I started putting my fingers in his hair, lest Harry had lice or something, which really wouldn't surprise me.

"You two just slept where I like to screw around."

"Absolutely disgusting." I chimed in.

"Jesus Malfoy, it's not that bad."

"Oh? Oh? How is it not that bad?"

"Had you been here any later, you would have either walked in on me, or been sleeping in fresh seed."

"Ah! Could you be any more uncouth, Potter?"

"Draco, let's just go. We can shower." Belial said, standing and touching my shoulder.

I sighed, "Okay fine. I just feel so violated."

Belial smiled, "Oh believe me, you were violated in here."

"Whaaaa?" I stared at him.

"Well, you were so helpless when asleep, I just had to feel you up a bit."

I took a step back. Could this get any more embarrassing?

"Draco, take your freak of a boyfriend and leave."

That pissed me off, "Freak? I really wouldn't talk, Potter."

"I'm not the one walking around with horns on my head. What is he, some kind of animal?"

Shit, I hadn't thought of that. Belial didn't have his beret on when Harry and the girl came in. That means they saw his horns. Now what do I do?

"You leave him alone! He hasn't done anything to you!"

Harry knew that he had gotten to me. I hate it when that happens.

"What if I don't? Will you get him to ram me with those abnormal things?"

I looked at Belial, who looked like he was trying to go invisible. He was jamming the beret on his head and sinking into the corner. I went over to him and held him.

"He's going to tell everybody, Draco." Belial sniffled.

"Look, if we leave right now will you please not tell anyone?" I asked Harry quietly. My sole purpose right then was to protect Belial in any way possible, even if it meant making bargains with the enemy.

Harry sat on the bed with the girl and thought, "Hmm... what's in it for me?"

"What do you want?"

"If you and your buddies leave me alone, I'll leave you alone."

"Not me. You can do what you want with me. Just leave Belial alone. People can't know, okay?"

"All right. But if I experience any ill will linked to you or anyone associated you, there's no telling how the school will react to a freak residing in it."

We shook on it and I lead Belial out and away. The two of us went down to the Slytherin locker room. There we could shower undisturbed.

We didn't talk on the way there and were silent still as we showered. As I dried my hair with a towel Belial came up and hugged me from behind.

"I'm sorry."

"For?"

"Making you have to make that bargain just to protect me."

I touched his hand, "It's okay. Maybe if I can be nice, and have the others do so too... Maybe it'll stop all this silly bickering and give us all some peace."

"That would be nice. Too bad it doesn't work that way with all things in the world." Belial said, taking up a comb and starting to comb through my hair.

"Why can't it work that way?"

"Some things are just born enemies. Oil and water, demons and angels..."