Hey everyone…ow…(is pulling needles out of his butt)…Dana is the muse who deals with the mushy stuff, and…ow…has an affinity for arrows…(view switches to a trash can leaking blood with rat tails hanging out, then switches back)…she's not just out here to deal with the rats…ow…she's also out because all the Titans are going out with each other…except Aqualad, Mas y Menos (who won't make an appearance in the story because I can't speak Spanish, so they'll just have a real bad case of the flu) and Ray. The couples dating are as mentioned in the first chapter: RobinxStarfire, BBxRaven, CyxJinx, BeexSpeedy. Ray also discovers and releases Terra from her stone prison.

Dana: He's gonna need a fair bit of help in the near future…and Ray probably will too…

Yeah, here's a tip: never fight Plasmus with fire…ow…here's chapter 3…oh, and AdventureQuest is © Artix Entertainment.

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Chapter 3: Dates and Discovery

It had been 3 days since the "Robots Gone Wild" incident, and many talents had been discovered, including that Ray had a death glare surpassing even Raven's, he could beat Cyborg, BB AND Robin in a 1-on-3 tag team challenge on Super Ninja Fury 2: Samurai Revenge without a scratch, he was a better cook than anyone on the team and he was brave enough to try some of Starfire's alien recipes, which, strangely enough, were deliciously addictive. He was home alone tonight however, and he was bored. He didn't want to play GameStation, because it would probably aggravate his headache (which he got after being shoved through a wall for playing a prank on Raven with BB), and there's only so many times you can level up in AdventureQuest before getting bored. He was about to head off to bed when…

Help! Anyone!

Curious, Ray followed the seemingly telepathic message to an underground cavern. At the far side was the source of the message; a statue. The statue called out again.

Are you one of the Titans? Can you help release me?

"I'll try…" Ray tried and tried for ages, using everything he could think of, from his powers to an ordinary hammer and chisel. He was about to give up when he heard a repeated whisper in his mind…

Isarosikamenohurisanisarosikamenohurisanisarosikamenohurisan isarosikamenohurisan…

Suddenly, a flaming hammer appeared in his hand. He tried hitting the statue with it…and the statue crumbled before his eyes. In its place was a blonde-haired teenager wearing a strange blue suit. She spoke.

"Thanks for freeing me. My name's Terra, by the way. Um…can you get this thing off me? I think the canisters are what keep this in place…"

In an instant, the hammer changed to a knife, and the canisters were gushing steam. When Ray could finally see, he immediately wished he couldn't.

"Why didn't you tell me you weren't wearing anything underneath that thing!"

"Ehehe…sorry…"

"Just take my jacket." Ray slipped his jacked off and tossed it to the shivering girl. "So you're Terra, eh? Your old room's right across from mine. I think everything's still in there. Oh yeah, I'm Ray."

"Nice to meet you. So you can control fire?" Ray nodded. "I can control something too…watch…" Terra closed her eyes, and several pebbles started bouncing around the room, their journey stopping after ricocheting off Ray's forehead several times. "Oops, sorry. Er…I forgot where my room is. Can you take me?" Ray led the way with Terra following, still shaking dust out of her hair.

2 hours later…

The dating couples finally arrived back at the tower. Starfire and Robin only made it to the elevator before passing out, Raven and Beast Boy managed to get into the elevator before collapsing, and Cyborg ended up carrying a sleeping Jinx into the tower. When he got to the main room, however, he was so shocked he dropped is load; Ray was so tired that he'd collapsed into his potatoes and gravy (the rest of the food had been eaten) and sitting at the table, stuffing her face was…

"TERRA!"

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Sorry this took so long…Well, seeya! Oh, and I'd also recommend the Talon series (Sly Cooper section) and both THE CHEAT CODE stories (Kingdom Hearts). R&R and goodbye!