Step down, back off
Chapter 1: Shocking news
AN: Hi guys! My first DW fan is finally up. It is also my first. Now I know this story has a few similar storyline like other DW fiction but just read it! It's totally different. Words in italic go for people's thoughts. And well, it's mostly Liu Bei who gets bashed so this goes for Liu Bei haters only. This fiction has a few scenes from some famous movies.
Disclaimer: I don't own Dynasty Warriors
INTRO: This is a story about a tomboy princess of Wu, Sun Shang Xiang a.k.a. Shang Xiang who doesn't prefer any men. Well she has friends; her main best friend is Xiao Qiao. A very complicated story about love and humor…
It was about seven past in the evening. The sun was starting to set. The princess of Wu, Shang Xiang and her best friend, Xiao Qiao were hanging out in the palace gardens talking. Everything seemed perfect, the orange sun looming over the horizon, the wind, the stone tiles, the pond full of koi fish and the cherry trees swaying in the air. A few minutes later, one of the princess's lady guards, Hui Mei came running up to them. "Your highness, you are to marry the emperor of 'Shu'!"
The two friends heard this and turned to look at the lady guard.
"What the heck? Marry who?" Shang Xiang practically yelled.
"Liu Bei, the emperor of the kingdom of 'Shu'," said the lady guard.
"Eww….you've got to be kidding me!"
"I'm not kidding!"
"Excuse me," Xiao Qiao interrupted, "but how did this happen?"
"Why, by eavesdropping on your mother's conversation with Liu Bei, that's how," explained Hui Mei, "he requested for your hand in marriage since his past two wives passed away. He confronted your parents that it'll be a wise decision so we can ally up against the 'Wei' forces,"
"Perfect? My foot! We can do perfectly fine on our own without the 'Shu' kingdom!" Xiao Qiao exclaimed.
"But I'm not in favor to marry him and besides, I think I like someone else and this is what you call forcing me to marry him!" Shang Xiang went, "And besides, I heard some rumors that Liu Bei looks like a goat!"
"YES! YES! THIS IS ALL INSANITY!" Hui Mei said as she put her hands over her ears. She couldn't take the tension and pressure anymore. She felt pity for Shang Xiang because is she would to go with Liu Bei, it would be a match made in hell.
Hui Mei ran away with her hands still over her ears.
"You see what I mean," the princess began.
"I know, I know, everybody hates Liu Bei and pretty soon, he'll be showing his ugly face," her best friend sighed.
XXXXXXXXXXX
At the 'Wu elite council' office, most of the Wu generals didn't really agree on Shang Xiang's marriage to the Shu ruler.
"Have you all heard about Shang Xiang's engagement?" asked the princess's, elder brother, Sun Ce as he entered the grand looking council room. The council room had a round table. The carpets were red, so as the cushions and curtains. The only thing made of silk was the table cloth and the curtains.
"Yeah, it's written right there," the pyromaniac of Wu, Lu Xun pointed to a flier on the wall. Apparently, Lady Wu had ordered the guards to put up those dumb fliers which were personally designed by Liu Bei himself.
"Oh…." Sun Ce's mouth dropped open.
"So what are we gonna' do? I heard that this Liu Bei thinks he's someone high and mighty and adored by his people…." Said his wife, Da Qiao who was flipping through a book titled 'The Worst Possible Situations book'
"Ooh, I guess he's an alien who came to invade China!" said Taishi Ci. (In this fiction) He is huge sci-fi fan and a 'space geek-like' type. He's obsessed from out of this world and all the weird stuff. Sometimes, he himself sounded like an alien that's from outer space. He has a wild collection of Sci-Fi comics, videos, posters and a lot of merchandise.
Xiao Qiao sweat dropped. "Oh my God….oh yeah anyway, maybe Liu Bei isn't so high and mighty after all,"
"You think so?" everyone asked as they jumped out their seats.
"I'm not sure…I just suggested," the younger Qiao answered.
Sun Ce stood up, held his hands high in the air and clapped them. "Ok people, let's move! I heard that Liu Bei will arrive her two days from now. I want you all to make sure he doesn't marry Shang Xiang, OK?"
"Got it!" answered everyone.
For the whole night, they made plans to do everything they can to make Liu Bei let go, look like a fool and leave and never come back.
…………………
Sun Ce And that Shu bastard's never gonna' see that coming. He's gonna' get banged by a big yellow school bus and whacked by a big sword! (Evil smile on his face)
………………….
XXXXXXXXXXXX
Shang Xiang Pov
Really…I don't want to marry Liu Bei. I don't feel right at all. I don't like him, I don't know if I like someone else, but…..
I just hope the others could figure something quick before I'm spending the rest of my life in hell with a devil dressed in red, no I mean in green with a pitchfork laughing like a maniac.
End of Pov
XXXXXXXXXXXXX
STEP DOWN BACK OFF SPEICAL
Interview with the Wu generals-on what they think about Liu Bei and Shang Xiang's marriage.
Sun Ce: My sister marrying an idiot? WHY does the world have to be sooo cruel?
Sun Quan: Of all things she has to marry a stupid air headed idiot who flushed his manners down the toilet.
Zhou Yu: I feel sorry for Sun Ce. I know how it feels to loose a little sister to another kingdom. But I'm sure she'll kick Liu Bei in the weak.
Zhou Tai: I guess I feel sorry for Sun Quan. Now he's really mad at Liu Bei.
Xiao Qiao: What? My best friend…that stupid pervert wants to marry her? Kill him! Skin him alive and dump his body in the ocean!
Da Qiao: I think I have the same feeling as my sister. Kill that idiot!
Lu Xun: I feel sorry for everyone. Set Liu Bei on fire!
Lu Meng: I totally can agree with Sun Quan. I mean Liu Bei's always looking for trouble and he flushed his manners away.
Taishi Ci: Ooh, aliens…from Shu coming to invade us! Run for your lives!
Ling Tong: Shaddup Taishi Ci! Their not aliens, they are idiotic swine!
Huang Gai: Can I crush Liu Bei to pieces now?
Gan Ning: that Liu Bei! He is gonna' marry my woman!
Ling Tong: Ooh, crush…
Gan Ning: Shaddup you!
From the princess herself,
Shang Xiang: I can't believe this! 'Murder-lize' Liu Bei! Oh and for the note, Gan Ning is just a friend and I AM NOT HIS WOMAN! I'm his friend.
……………………
Well that's about it, everyone is standing by. They're about to go through the ultimate task. If they fail, it can change a life forever. Shang Xiang's future now depends on them. They're all prepared for the coming challenge.
AN: Well end the chapter. Anyway, next chapter the real fun begins; the full plan will be in action. I know this chapter sucks; it's only the preparations. That's all, bye! Ps. don't blame me if this chapter sucks. Sorry if it does. But the preparation chapters always do suck, right?
Glossary and explanation
Koi fish- A beautiful kind of fish that actually originated from Japan.
Cherry trees- Yes, this is the 'sakura' tree. Sakura trees do not only exist in Japan, but in China and Korea as well. Just so happen that in Japan it is known as 'Sakura', in China, it's known as 'Ing Hua' or 'Yeng Hua'. But I'm not sure what the Koreans call it. In English, it is known as the 'cherry blossom tree' or 'cherry tree'.
Murder-lize- some silly word that my friend made up. I don't really think it exist in the dictionary.
Liu Bei and Shang Xiang are totally a MATCH MADE IN HELL!!!