Chapter 5: True feelings

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Chapter 5: True feelings

Well, this is just a chapter where only four characters in the story tell their true feelings. SSX IS GOING WITH GAN NING! THEIR SUCH A CUTE COUPLE!

Disclaimer: I don't own Dynasty Warriors.

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Shang Xiang:

You know, I wonder why everything must have to be so cruel. I mean talk about it. I hate Liu Bei and he sucks. He's 30 over and he is like way older than me. For Lady Wu's sake, do I have to marry this guy? I totally hate this. If I had one word to say, I'll say he is a 'shit eating mother frickin' idiot'.

And there's that Gan Ning. I have a feeling he likes me. Well he is freaking me out, but he is kinda' cute. I'm sorta blushing right now. Plus, I pitied him when he had to wear a dress the other day. Xiao told me that yesterday when I fainted, he wanted to perform a C.P.R on me. But luckily she saved my life. I could have died! I don't think I'm ready for any kissing yet.

Besides, I think he is kind of perverted. I mean he collects those 'Beach fever' magazines and completely looks up to those entire pics of woman there, you know what they wear. Well, I can say Liu Bei's worst.

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Xiao Qiao:

Ok, first thing's first. I hate Liu Bei. He sucks. Damn the hell outta' him. I mean he's a total pervert who likes to flirt. That day when I passed by the guest room, I heard him saying 'my precious'. I thought he was referring to a ring actually. Buy when I peeped, I saw that he was talking to Shang Xiang's photo. What the freak? He was saying that she was sexy and all those stuff. I never told her yet. But once she hears about this, she's sooo gonna' kick his frickin' ass. And there's one more thing. Shang Xiang is pretty. But Liu Bei's ugly. When he looks at a mirror, the mirror will crack. She doesn't deserve a demon like him.

Oh, and that Gan Ning…he is also crushing on her. I can tell that he loves her more than ever. I still remember C.P.R night. He was so happy once he got to carry her back to her room. Well, if you surveyed anyone, they'd most likely say that he is better than Liu Bei. Well, I just made that survey. Gan Ning is a pervert. But Liu Bei's much worst. YUCK! Remember, more than anything, I HATE LIU BEI! LIU BEI SUCKS!

Ps. Before Shang Xiang falls for Gan Ning, (if this ever happens, I spoke to a matchmaker the other day and their score turned out to be a match) he needs restraining first. Oh, and I think she kinda' likes him. And besides, I think Gan Ning's good for her. He seems to listen whenever he's around her.

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Liu Bei:

I love Shang Xiang. I always loved her. She is my love, my sun, my moon, my stars and my precious. I just can't find another girl like her. I'm so drooling right now. She is sexy…boobs and butts are hot…she is sooo sweet! She's like the whole dream package! I WANT HER TO BE MY WIFE!

Oh and that stupid pirate, I think he wants my bride! No fair! I should get her! I'm a king and he is only a pirate. Shouldn't the princess get a king? And he beats me up. And the rest of Wu are really annoying! I hate them all! Once I marry Shang Xiang and take control of Wu, I'll eliminate all the Wu generals! Mua ha ha ha! And I'll force Xing Cai to marry my son, Liu Chan, though she is years older than him.

Oh, and Shang Xiang's friend that younger Qiao is very annoying. She tried to kill me with poison ivy! And she vandalized my carriage; Liu Bei sucks.

I hate her! She and her stupid ways!

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Gan Ning:

I've had a crush on her ever since I met her. She is beautiful and hot. But she likes to call me names like 'idiotic-empty-headed maniac' useless crap and others that I forgot. She is like my Juliet and I am like her Romeo. She is sooo beautiful, too beautiful. I wish I could marry her sigh I can't. She is supposed to get married with that sissy from the Shu.

Ya' know, sometimes what they say is right. Faith can just be so cruel sometimes. I mean why did my hot stuff have to get married with someone else? I haven't even told her how I feel yet. Does anyone think I should? I'm afraid if she might slap me or she either hates me. And I don't want that to happen. I'm lovesick. Lastly I would like say that she is the most beautiful girl ever, hotter than all the girls in the 'Beach Fever' magazine.

AN:Ok, true feelings over. I know this chapter is weird, so let it be! Thank you Mel! You helped out a little with the Liu Bei POV.

Note- about Liu Bei's son, he did have a son, Liu Chan with one of his former wives and indeed, Zhang Fei's daughter, Xing Cai did marry Liu Chan historically even though she was much older than him. But she is so damn kawaii! No offense but I think it's another wasteful match. I think she is better off with Guan Ping, Guan Yu's adopted son. Maybe I might want to write a story next on this! Haha!