Step down, back off
Chapter 6: Chapter of unfortunate events
AN: Hey guys, my sixth chapter's finally up. Sorry I took so long, I was out of humorous stuff.
Disclaimer: I don't own Dynasty warriors
Things were not going well. So there was another meeting held at the meeting room. It was already two weeks and they still had not yet found a way to get rid of Liu Bei. Oh, why must fate be so cruel?
"I'm bored, you bored too?" Lu Xun aid as he was playing with a paper crane.
"Yeah right, I wonder what Liu 'Bleh' would do next after the three incidents the other night," Xiao Qiao wondered.
"Yeah, I mean think about it. After all we did a lot of really mean things to him right?" Zhou Yu wondered.
Sun Ce who had an evil look on his face stood up form his chair and rubbed his palms together. "Ok, so what's the next move? I suggest we suffocate so-called Liu 'Bleh' with something…"
"With what?" asked Zhou Yu.
"I don't know…"
Xiao Qiao interrupted. "Yeah, but what about Lady Wu? What excuse do we have to make up?"
"Yeah right. We all want Liu to die because he has been a pervert, trashing our palace, getting people into trouble, jammed one of our toilets and I heard that last night he slept wearing a baboon suit on one of the peach blossom trees in the garden. He said he was 'I.R Baboon'. Ridiculous, isn't it?" said Sun Quan.
Da Qiao suddenly spoke up. "I want to excuse myself for awhile from this meeting; I've just found some interesting part to read in my book," she began to read the book that she was holding.
Taishi Ci was curious and wanted to know so he stuck his nose into other people's business. "Is it about the alien princess with three noses, one eye and one leg? Ah, she's so beautiful…"
"SHADDUP, WILL YOU! You yourself really look like an alien!" Da Qiao scolded.
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Some time later, DA Qiao had finish reading the book. She looked up and heard the others talking.
"Weird, but I loved it. Besides, Liu should do surgery so that he can really wear a bra and audition for 'Miss World' but that would be bad because he will embarrass China in front of live television all around the world," said Sun Ce with an evil and mischievous look on his face.
"Yeah and I don't think he'll stand a chance. That will be attractive and might most probably attract Cao Cao," said his younger brother.
"What the hell did you just say, brother?"
"Wanna get Liu Bei to take an operation?" Ling Tong had an evil look on his face.
"Are you crazy!" all the others in the room yelled.
"No, besides, if he is a female he can't marry Shang Xiang anymore," said Zhou Yu.
"I think we're all talking nonsense," grumbled Zhou Tai.
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Liu Bei hid in the shadows overhearing all their conversations. He was so enraged that he would do anything to get back at them, take Shang Xiang for himself and destroy the kingdom of Wu. He would do anything, he would.
AN: Well sorry that's the end of the chapter. Sorry it's very short. Anyway how did you find it interesting or not? By the way, find out how Liu Bei will get his revenge in the next chapter. Anyway do you think this chapter is insane? Ps. if you don't know who or what is I.R baboon, just e-mail me to ask.