Step down, back off

Chapter 8: Towards the end.

AN: Ok, this is the part where Liu Bei gets busted. And thank you to all those who supported me, you ROCK!

Disclaimer: I don't own DW.

Sometime later,

The army returns from battle. They see the three girls of Wu awaiting them at the palace gates.

Sun Ce: Liu Bei was no where to be found in the battlefield.

Da Qiao: We know. He was here. But 'mei-mei' here busted his butt with a 'Thousand years of pain'.

Xiao Qiao: (Sighs) got that idea from watching too much 'Naruto' anime.

Zhou Yu: Tell us all about it.

The three girls tell them all about it.

Lu Xun: Hmm…so Liu Bei had this planned all the while.

Lu Meng: And we didn't see this coming.

Sun Quan: And he thinks we're fools!

Taishi Ci: Told you he was an alien…

Everyone: (Sweat drops)

Ling Tong: Oh come on, I know you;ve confessed your love to her, I can see that 'look' on your face.

Gan Ning: (Dreamy look on his face) SHADDUP!

Sun Ce: Does mom know everything?

Shang Xiang: Not yet, I was hoping that we'll all tell together.

They all go to tell this to Lady Wu, except Taishi Ci who thinks there is a UFO in the sky so he stays at the palace gates. For the info, it is night time.

………….

Lady Wu: WHAT!

Sun Ce: Yeah, he's that type of guy that dares do these kind of stuff.

Xiao Qiao: I helped Wu a bit by using 'Thousand years of pain'.

Sun Quan: Now what?

Taishi Ci suddenly appears.

Taishi Ci: Told ya' he was an alien.

Sun Quan: Hey wait, how did you get in here?

He thought Taishi Ci had got some magical teleporting powers from the aliens.

Taishi Ci: Oh the window was open so I invited myself in.

Everyone: (Sweat drops) Ever heard of the door?

Lu Xun: Yeah, so that's what we're about to say.

Just then, two guards came running up to Lady Wu.

Guards: My lady, we spotted a sight of Liu Bei of Shu in your palace gardens wrecking some of the plants!

Lady Wu: (Stands up from her throne) WHAT? Bring me there!

They all raced to see the trashed palace gardens. Dead flowers lay every where.

Lady Wu: Oh no! Oh pretty sparkly pink… (Points to a lifeless flower), Purple pretty purple… (Points to a lifeless purple flower)

Everyone: (Silent)

Lady Wu: What kind of a monster would do this?

Zhou Yu: My lady, may I remind you that the monster didn't only do this, he tried to take your daughter by force.

Lady Wu: Ok, now I understand. THIS ENGAGEMENT IS SO OVER!

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Later on,

At the outskirt boundaries of the Wu kingdom,

Lady Wu: LIU BEI, YOU FILTH!

Liu Bei: So, you have all discovered my plan, huh?

Lady Wu: you have deceived me! I thought that you were nice!

Liu Bei: It wasn't me, it was them! (Points to the others)

Lady Wu: (Shakes her head) I don't believe my fellow Wu officers would do such things. You trashed my garden, started war with my kingdom and tried to take my daughter by force, didn't you?

Liu Bei: Yeah, so?

The others: GET HIM!

Lady Wu: this engagement is so off!

Gan Ning: My lady, can your daughter go with me?

Lady Wu: Hmm…I guess that will be okay.

Gan ning: Yes! Thank you, my lady. You are the best. I grant you prosperity and may you live long.

Lady WU: Aww… (Pinches his cheeks) Aren't you sweet? You are just the perfect man for my little girl, although I would like to advise you to wear a shirt.

Gan Ning: Then I will…anything for Shang Xiang.

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-TO BE CONTINUED-

AN: Well that's all. It all ends in the next chapter.