Harry Potter and the Pickle
Harry, Ron and Hermione were sitting at the Gryffindore table counting their rubber chicken collection, when suddenlt Professor No-Nose ran into the hall,
"Mice! In the dungeon!"
The out of pure shock he passed out on the floor. Everyone looked at him, Professor Dumblewindow stood up and raised his hands,
"Attention students: There are mice in the dungeon. That is all."
There was a murmor around the hall as everyone took in the information, then carried on with their busieness. Suddenly Professor Snape ran into the hall, wearing a pink tutu and sparkly red stilletoes,
"Dumblewindow, there's a troll in the dungeon!" he gasped, breatheless from all the running. Suddenly panic broke out. Then they all died because Lord Mouldywart had poisened their food.
(What a bother.)
Moral: Never eat food that smells like it's been soaked in rat poisen...