Hi, and welcome to the fourth chapter that took a day longer than I wanted cuz my mom wouldn't let me on the compu and I went to Claires house so I got nothing started until 12:00 at night. But I couldn't finish so I posted it today. After I had a water fight with my sister. And walked around with Rid for two hours. And finished reading two books.

Ummm…. Ya.

Sorry Schizophrenic Squirrel.

Chapter Four: The battle begins.

Monica sits in the library, sipping a coffee she had smuggled in her purse. A book on drugs and their effects is open in front of her, but she is so sick of the topic, after reading about it all afternoon, that she can't stand to look at it anymore. Walking over to the sci-fi section, she picks out a book on the spiritual paranormal; otherwise known as angels.

She is just starting a story called Angels in a Laundromat when she spots Mary. Getting up, she walks over to the vampire shelf to stand beside the girl.

"Hello." She smiles. Mary nods, then goes back to reading titles. She looks shaken.

"You haven't by any chance seen seven 'angelic' men lately, have you?" Mary's head jerks up at that, their eyes meet. Monicas' suspicion has rung true.

"How did you get away?" She whispers, gesturing to a pair of chairs. Mary sits down.

"I told them to leave." Mary explains all that had happened. Monica has to suppress a grin. She can turn Mary against the archangels … and solve this case on her own!

"They are not good, they are evil, selfish, patronizing creeps. Don't listen to them, but if they come back to your house again, draw a pentegram with a stick of incense in the air around them."

"What will that do?" She asks, curious.

"Send them to a place they hate very much." In truth it would only send them into the nearest witches coven, but it was better than being in Marys house.

"Do you want to come back to my place? I don't think they will stay away for long and I'm not sure what a pentegram looks like." Trust shines in the girls' eyes. Monica's female and openly confiding secrets to her. That combination would make any vulnerable girl open up.

"Ok." They walked back to the Ingram house together.

"We should have just told her Gabriel was a girl. Now she won't talk to us." Uriel complained.

"Hey!" The angel of female power exclaimed.

"He has a point," Metatron said, "You are the only one who could pass as a female successfully."

"I don't even have a female guise! What would I look like?"

"I don't know, but we will have to figure something out otherwise Monica will get to Mary first."

"Fine, but if you tell anyone about this…"

"We won't!" They all hurriedly agreed.

"Good, now do you think I should be a blond or a brunet?" He shifted his hips.

"Actually I was thinking a red-head…"

Hehehehe… Schizo, I copied your 'Feeling like a woman' idea! Naw, it will be different… I really needed comedy though…

What will Gabriel look like as a woman? How will Monica respond to a rival? Where the hell is God and if he is so all-powerful how come he let me write this story...since I dont even belive in him... jeeze...

Muahahaa!

Click it… although I know you will… unless you are not who I think you are… which is a squirrel….hehe…