Hey rodent. Sorry I took so long to update but I was camping. I'll try to get better. KK. This chappie is weird… mostly just me trying to get the Avon lady out of my head. I'm thinking I should add in a little more humor… what do you think?
Ok, here goes.
Chapter five: Our angelic cross-dresser acts like a housewife
The doorbell rings. Mary and Monica walk leisurely to the door. When they open it, they find an irritating woman with a blond bob standing there.
"Hello, I'm Gabby, and I'm selling a fine assortment of godly stress-relieving products from Avon!" Shit, Gabriel thinks, Monica got here first. The woman smoothes out the floral design on her skirt and starts describing a muscle loosening cream.
"We're really not interested…" Mary starts, but Monica cuts her off.
"Do you have any products that relax and ease the mind?" She asks, oblivious that the Avon lady is a male archangel in disguise.
"Yes, I do. I could show you. But I'm sure you would be more comfortable if we did it in your house." Gabby indicates that she wants to go inside.
"Certainly." Monica ignores the pained expression she gets from Mary. Gabriel pushes her (his?) way inside. Once they are in the living room, she starts to rub various creams onto their temples and light soothing incense. Monica buys a few things and tries to make the woman leave but she keeps insisting on showing other products.
"I really must insist that you leave. We are busy, lady, and don't have time to screw around. We bought your shit, now leave!" Mary finally speaks.
"Mary, there is no need to use profane words." Monicapreaches uselessly. Mary is already pushing Gabby towards the door, not listening to a word Monica utters.
"Wait!" Gabby shouts. Everybody falls silent. Oh, whatever. Gabriel thinks. Might as well go for the cheese. "I'm an angel, sent from heaven to help you in your time of need!" The weird, glowing light falls on her head, making Mary gasp.
Monica looks quizzically at Gabby, then says.
"Aunt Molly?"
Cliffhanger! Woot! Ok, I was hyper… I added in a few weird jokes that only I will think are funny… but whatever…. I needed to raise the mood of this story… Its halfway finished…. Or something… Oh, and schizo, REVIEW MY OTHER STORY! I UPDATED AGAIN...AND YOU UPDATE YOUR STORIES TOO! ya... woot!