Disclaimer: Apart from Jess, I do not own any of the characters, that honour resides with J.K.Rowling.

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Chapter 1 - Sirius Black! drools

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Gryffindor Common Room.

9:15pm

Well, personaly I don't think much of this.

It's quarter past 9 and I am sitting here alone once again becuase Lily has gone to sit with that stupid Potter and his stupid friends. Apart from Black, my future husband that is. I suppose Lupin is alright too actually..like that time in transfiguration when I knocked over my books and he smiled at me and helped me pick them up. Well anyway Potter and Pettegrew, they are stupid.

Oh look now, they are all laughing at something.

Yeah, laugh it up guys.

Hang on! Whats this? Lily is talking to Sirius Black (OMFGZ! dies) and SMILING at him. That COW! She knows I like him and now she's blatantly flirting with him. RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE!

That's it.

I'm never talking to her again.

9:25pm

Oh wait! She was telling him to come and talk to me!

Oh I love her!

She's the best friend ever.

Never doubted her for a second.

Oh merlins beard here he comes!

He's bloody gorgeous, I'll say that for him.

9:30pm

Ok he CAME OVER TO ME (looking really sexy) and LEANT DOWN IN FRONT OF ME (looking even better close up, I might add) and he PUT HIS HAND ON MY LEG, I mean, well he rested it there for a secind while he knelt down to balance himself so that we were face to face (I think I may have drooled a little), but still.

A hand on a leg is a hand on a leg.

So anyway THEN as I was being amazed by his INCREDIBLE eyes he spoke.

Spoke to ME.

Spoke to ME with his amazing MOUTH.

Using his TONGUE to form words which he addressed to ME.

I think I may be a little obsessed.

SIRIUSBLACKSPOKETOME.

Next thing I know I'm nodding and he's HOLDING OUT HIS HAND TO ME to help me up and then I followed him over to Potter and his little gang.

I haven't a clue what he said actually, but hell, was I gonna disagree with Sirius Black?

No.

He may think i am strange but that cannot be helped.