Disclaimer: Apart from Jess, I do not own any of the characters, that honour resides with J.K.Rowling.

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writerchicky1425 - Thanks! I hope so.

Milkshake gone bad - I will look into your McGonagall theory, maybe you should tell JKR?

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Chapter 4 - Down with B.S!

A/N: Please R&R. Constructive critisism accepted and please, just tell me if you like it! Thanks!

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End of the world.

Who cares? Sometime in the am.

Well my life is over. Sirius Black has a new girlfriend. And she is a million times prettier then me. She's all cute & blonde & giggly. Sickening really. I can't believe this. My life just ended. They are sitting on the other end of the table. Next to each other. And she keeps flicking her hair and feeding Black his stupid breakfast. And now they are making out. And when they stop he's just going to be staring at her again, like she's the most beautiful thing he's ever seen.

I hate her. The worst thing is she's fucking gorgeous. It almost hurts to look at her. It actually does hurt to look at her and Black.

Oh yeah and to top it all off my new clothes came this morning and I had to wear them under my robes since I have hardly anything else. They are so discusting, all kind of cute and frilly but with a "keep off, or my daddy will kill you." look to them. Boys are giving wide berth already.

I'm leaving for potions. Life couldn't get any worse. I hope I drown in my cauldron.

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Potions/Hell.

10:45

My life got worse.

I came into Potions and sat down behind my desk feeling miserable as ever.

Professor Slughorn said we were going to be moving onto group work in Potion making. I looked at Lily and she smiled sympathetically back at me, agreeing to be my partner. He then announced that we were going to be working in groups of 3. We then both looked at Rachel (Ravenclaw, tall and cheerfull type. Not exactly inner circle friend, but shes alright.) So our group was sorted out.

That was untill Sluggy said that he was going to be assigning us with our partners, and that this project was going to last untill Christmas break. Well, you can guess how miserable people were then. I was just hoping somehow that I'd still be assigned to work with Lily and maybe some other girl, I'm quite friendly with a few of them. Lily's a genius at Potions, if I got stuck with her I'd definatly pass.

But no.

Lily was in group 2. Basically her, Potter & Blacks SLUT (who is actually called Corrina Day.)

And who was I stuck with? Oh yes. I was in group 5.

Me, Black and some greasy slytherin called Severus Snape.

And right now I'm sitting at a table with those two.

And Black is grinning over at Corrina (or as I said B.S for short) and shes waving back at him and flicking her hair.

And Snape is squeezed at the end of the table, determined not to touch either of us and flicking frantically through a potions book, desperate to achieve an O no doubt.

Dear lord.

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Common Room

8:30pm

Thank god that day is over. The rest of it was crap, after the Potions episode. All boring, dull, uninteresting world. With added hate for B.S. Oh goodie here comes Black, Potter, Lupin & Pettegrew. No doubt wanting to chat to me and Lily again for a while. I'll see you later then i suppose diary.

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Dormitory

11:15pm

Lily said yes to James earlier and they went off outside to talk a walk and "get some fresh air". Yeah right Lily, that is the oldest (and may I add, most pathetic) excuse in the book. So I chated to Lupin for a while and then Sirius moved over next to me (he'd been sitting next to James & Lily).

"Hi." he said.

"Hey.."

"Hows it going?"

"A little left to the right of good."

He laughed! Thank god, I thought saying that would completely fuck up my chances.

"Hey..Jess, can I talk to you for a minute..?"

Lucky that you remebered my name right in the nick of time there, Black.

"Umm sure.."

He stood up and I stood up too. Then he walked over to the portrait hole with me.

"Where are you two going!" asked Remus.

Sirius grinned and winked at me. "To get some fresh air." he said, then grabbed my hand and ran thorugh the portrait hole.

I was laughing by this time as he dragged me along by my hand. Then we stopped abrubtly outside an empty classroom and he gestured for me to go inside. I did and turned around to se him closing the door, then walking towards me with this wolfish grin on his face. It was actually a really big turn on. He then pushed me up against a wall. I banged my head and it hurt quite alot actually but I didnt have much time to think about that because the next second he had pushed himself up against me, pinning me to the wall, and pressed his lips onto mine. Boy, was he a good kisser. Not surprising really, the amount of practice he must get.

All that was going through my head at the time really was "Is Sirius Black really kissing me? And what if a teacher walks in? Or worse what if someone really gross walks in like Severus Snape or B.S. Oh shit B.S! What about her? Did they split up? I don't think they split up becuase last time I saw them they looked pretty attached..and that was about 6 minutes ago..." But I didn't have any more time to think anymore of that becuase he stopped kissing me.

Then he wiped his mouth on the sleeve of his robes (stil grinning) and said "Pretty good, sweetheart."

I was still looking at him a little confusedly when he said "Nice top."

I didn't know whether or not he was being sarcastic but since the top was discusting (light blue with a frilly neck and long sleeves with "hands off" written over the er..breast area) I assumed he was.

"I hate it." I said.

He said "No, I reckon it makes you look all sort of innocent and forbidden...like a sexy virgin type thing!"

I couldn't think of anything to say to this.

He checked his watch.

"Oops, looks like I gotta go love, I'l seeya real soon."

Then he winked at me and ran out of the door. I stood there for a second, wondering what had happened, then I walked out of the classroom to see Black, with his arm around B.S, halfway down the corridor. That whore! Grrr.

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Dormitory

12:55pm

Sirius Black has some wierd fantasies.

A/N: Heyyy kids, please review as always. How did you like that one? Sorry it took so long, I promise I will update with SUPER MEGA SPEED if you guys review! Love you all for reading.