Disclaimer: Apart from Jess, I do not own any of the characters, that honour resides with J.K.Rowling.
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Chapter 5 - Potter is Superman!
A/N: IVE CHANGED THE NAME & DESCRIPTION OF THIS FIC, but it's still the same one. Just for your information, this story is set in the Marauders final year at Hogwarts. And also TELL ME YOUR IDEAS. I want this story to entertain you so tell me what you want to happen. If it fits I'll use it. And once again: Pen-name not starcadet. It's OhGirl. Don't sue me..or anything..
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Girls Dormitories.
11:50pm.
I'm almost Sirius Black's official girlfriend. Must buy new clothes.
12:20am.
You know life is so great, but I mustn't let it go to my head.
12:40am
He loves meeeeeee. He loves meeeeee. I'm the greatest girl to enter Hogwarts ever.
1:10am
Immediate diet starting tomorrow. Absolutely NO junk food. Just healthy food in healthy proportions. This will be a change since my diet is usually along the lines of:
Breakfast:
Pancakes with lots of sugar & maple syrup. Goblet of Frozzelade. A chocolate frog.
Snack in-between classes:
Small bag of Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans. Sugar mouse.
Lunch:
More Frozzelade. A pumpkin sandwitch. Some Chocoballs.
Another Snack:
Big bag of Pepper Imps.
Dinner:
Pumpkin Juice. Small roast with plenty of apple sauce. Strawberries with clotted cream and sugar.
After Dinner:
More Bertie Botts beans with Lily. Another sugar mouse or two. Some Butterbeer in the evening.
Not to mention all the sugar quills that I get through in classes.
NO I must be healthy. None of that stuff anymore. I know I'm not fat, but I'm not exactly skinny anymore. I MUST SLIM DOWN. And then buy tight clothes. It's worth it for Sirius Black.
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Great Hall
10:20am
No Breakfast. This is going well. I'm not even hungry.
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Lunch
Healthy. One pumpkin sandwitch. Goblet of water.
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Potions
1:10pm
Snape was absent today, so it was just me and Sirius. He spent the lesson groping my leg under the desk. He said that the reason Snape was absent was becuase at breakfast him and Potter had put Laxatives in his goblet of pumpkin juice. This made me laugh quite alot, although I did feel a bit sorry for poor "Snivellous" as Sirius has fondly nick-named him.
The group task we're supposed to be working on is human transformation. We're supposed to be inventing our own potion to change something about the way a person looks. The group that concucts the most clever potion, with the most effective results (and the most inventive) apparently wins some sort of prize. I'm betting its a special potion, Slughorn always gives out potions as prizes, but they are usually good. Me and Sirius were meant to have spent the lesson brainstorming ideas for what potion we're going to make, but really we spent the lesson flirting. I was giggling quite alot and B.S. was giving me evil looks from across the room with Lily, but she couldn't do anything about it. Haha!
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Great Hall
Dinner
Theres a match on after this, I plan to go down and watch. Gryffindor versus Slytherin. James is playing seeker which means people keep coming over to wish him luck and slap him on the back. You'de think he'd be nervous but he isn't at all. He just sit there smiling smugly, every now and then ruffling his hair, as though sure that he would win the game no problem.
Sirius told me that straight after dinner him, James, Remus and Peter are going to Hogsmeade to get some booze for when Gryffindor win the match. They are planning a huge party. I asked them how they were going to get into Hogsmeade since its not a visiting weekend but they all just grinned at each other and told me not to worry my pretty little head about that.
But still, I wonder..
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Common Room.
5:30pm
The "Marauders", as they like to call themselves, just came down from The boys dormitories and gestured for me and Lily to follow them up there. We went inside and literally gasped. Spread over thier four beds were so many bottles of alcohol that you couldn't see the bedsheets. Apparently they used Potters invisibility cloak, but that still doesnt explain how they got into Hogsmeade, but they wont answer questions. They told us that students have been giving them lists of what they want and the money to pay for it and so thats what they were getting for the party.
Those guys are seriously the coolest.
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Quidditch Pitch
6:25pm
Gryffindor just this second won the match today against Slytherin, it was a really spectacular catch of the snitch from Potter, who is now the house hero for the night as usual. Theres a party in Gryffindor tower starting any minute now, the team are carrying Potter back up to the dormiteries on their shoulders. I had to write this down though becuase I'm at the pitch and its SO LOUD seriously the screaming from the Gryffindors when we won, Lily was dancing and jumping and hugging me. All through the match Sirius, Remus and Peter were all doing mexican waves and shouting increasingly stupid things like "POTTER FOR THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!", "GO PRONGS, GO! SHAKE YOUR BROOM TO AND FRO! CATCH THE SNITCH, WIN THE CUP, AND WE'LL PARTY 'TILL WE'RE FUCKED!" and "POTTER JOINED GHOSTBUSTERS! NO WAIT, POTTER JOINED THE POWER RANGERS! NO...POTTER IS SUPERMAN!"
Well anyway I gotta go everyones heading back to Gryffindor Tower for the hugest party ever and I plan to get rather drunk.
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A/N: Oooh a cliffy, sorta. The next one should be rather good, Find out what Jess and everyone got up to under the influence of butterbeer and LOTS of firewhiskey. Hehehe. So you'de better REVIEW becuase untill I get more reviews I shant write. folds arms Go! Go! Go! Go! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE! REVIEW!
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Hayley.