Dear Diary,
I know a Diary is something you start for a girls Diary but who cares its what is required now for sixth and seventh years to keep them open. SO I have to write this anyway. It's the begining of the school year and things are start wildly. I went to the bathroom today and it smelled like crap so I had to go to the girls bathroom.
Its very stupid really. Then once I got out of the girls bathroom Harry came out smelling like the bathroom was before. Hermione smacked Harry for not taking a shower and now her hand is "Contaminated." It was rather funny. Because he was kicked out of the boys dormitories last night so he had to sleep in the common room and the common room stinks. So everyone had to use there brooms to fly out the window our just not go to class at all and throw a party in the Dormitories.
Harry still didn't take a shower.
Whatever,
Ron
Dear Diary,
Harry FINALLY took a shower. Now the common room still stinks but Hermione put a Febreeze Scent Story thing in there. You can walked through without puking now.
Today I saw the most strangest thing. Malfoy flirting with my sister. Now I yelled at him and punched him pretty hard and I didn't get detention. Now I am pretty happy about that. I had a few words with my sister.
Hermione said that its better to hurt people with your fist than magic. But still it wasn't right to do that at all. Hermione is crazy.
I hit Malfoy. Is she defending him?
Sincerely,
Ron
Dear Diary,
I have to do my homework on a piece of parchment but I can't find any so I have to use you.
Predicting My Future from Looking Through a Spoon
Monday- I'm going to eat Spaghetti for dinner
Tuesday- I'm going to eat ribs
Wednesday- I'm going to eat Tacos
Thrusday- I'm going to eat left overs
Friday- I'm going to eat Pizza
Saturday- Enchiladas
Sunday- Hotdogs and Hamburgers (Fries too!)
Drear Diary,
Homework is very easy when you have the lunch menu for the week! Hermione wasn't to happy about my homework. But I said, "I did it, didn't I?" She still wasn't happy.
Lavender kissed me today. Hermione got mad. So I kissed her back. Hermione misses Viktor Krum. If I ever see Krum again I'm going to kick his a-
Dear Journal,
I learned that Journal is more boyish. Also sorry for before Hermione caught me writing this and I got lectured on, "You know how this is going to be put in the library!" she yelled. I really don't get her. I know by the end of the year this is going to be turned into the library. But I don't get why Dumbledore wants us to this is really pathetic you know.
Anyway I've got to do an essay on potions homework.
At least now I found my parchment!
Whatever,
Ron
Dear Journal,
Snape gave me detention so that's what I'm doing. Sitting here now but I was writing on the chalkboard "I will not curse any other student body until I have fufilled my term here in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry." Its all because of Malfoy.
I got to go Snape is coming.
Ron
Dear Diary,
It wasn't Snape it was McGonagall and she said I didn't have to have detention anymore. I knew she was a good teacher. Hey maybe if Snape gives me another detention she'll raise my grade in Transfiguration.
Neville is yelling at me to turn the light off. Its late and I didn't write this in the common room because Harry stinks again.
Ron
Dear Journal,
I haven't seen Ginny since Harry first started stinking up the place. Hermione is just to busy to notice. I really hate how she's busy all the time. Its not fair to others when they need their Transfiguration homework done.
Harry still said he doesn't smell. Dean and Seamus jinx the door so Harry and his smell can't come in. Plus woith the Febreeze thing it makes the smell a lot worse because no one has made it going down to the common room with out passing out.
Harry still won't take a shower.
Ron
Dear Journal,
Everyone is begging Harry to take shower yet he will not. He thinks he smells like Febreeze. I told him to get a grip. Cho tried coming to him to tell him to stop but yet he didn't. Cho actually kissed him to take a shower. Harry still won't do it.
Well this will be interesting to hear about the boy who lived.
Ron
Dear Journal,
I am getting really tired of Harry stinking up the place. Almost all the girls in our house tried to kiss Harry to tell him to stop stinking. But does he take one? No. He's getting stinkier and stinkier everyday.
All of us boys are going to the boys bathroom to find out if we can find the problem.
Ron
Dear Journal,
IF YOU'RE READING HARRY TAKE A BLOODY SHOWER!
Your extremely calm friend,
Ron
Dear Journal,
Everygirl jhas kissed Harry to get him to take a shower except Ginny who refused to. Hermione asked her why she told Hermione but not me. I don't get it. Hermione isn't any better than me.
Ron
Dear Journal,
HARRY JUST TAKE A DAMN SHOWER!
I'm okay,
Ron
Dear Journal,
Hermione went with us to the boys bathroom today we solved the problem. Voldemort is making Harry smell. He did it so whenever Harry tries to find the Horcruxes they will float away. Harry went into the bathroom and stopped Voldemort and now Voldemort has dissapeared. I don't think we're done with him yet.
Ron
Dear Journal,
HARRY JAMES POTTER TAKE A DAMN SHOWER!
Ron
Dear Harry,
I don't ask for much in life but this is an important question. No, not a question but something I demand you to do. TAKE A SHOWER!
Ron
Dear Journal,
HARRY FINALLY TOOK A SHOWER! Everyone is so happy. WE even had a big party.
And guess what? Hermione finally admitted. She likes me! She likes me! YAY!
Ron
Dear Journal,
Ginny screamed last night. Hermione went to go check on her. But she wasn't there. Dumbledore and Mum are worried sick. I have to go the Order is waiting for me.
Ron
Dear Journal,
Dumbledoe has been funny lately oh and about Ginny. We found her. She was Trapped in the Room of Requirment. Draco Malfoy found her. Its funny how that is.
Ron
Dear Journal,
No offence but I really hate writing tis. Oh well.
Ron
Dear Journal,
Ginny hasn't been talking lately. I wonder why?
Ron
Dear Journal,
This is so interesting. Ginny got her hair dyed black at the ends of her hair. No wonder.
Ron
Dear Ron
I'm someone you don't know but I've read your diary. I would like to inform you that you are a Git. You are a very dumb a-
Dear Journal,
That was Ginny. She's mad at me because I owled Mum about her hair. Mum sent Ginny a Howler. It went like.
"VIRGINIA MOLLY WEASLEY HOW COULD YOU? YOU'VE DYED YOUR HAIR AGAINST THE FAMILY'S NAME." and that's all I remember. Ginny was upset. She is still not talking to me
Ron
Dear Journal,
Hermione said she thinks I'm an idiot.
Ron
Dear Journal,
I saw Ginny kissing Malfoy! Sorry I can't write anymore I have to owl Mum.
Ron
Dear Journal,
I am very mad. Ginny isn't in her room. Hermione told me over and over again.
"For heaven sakes Ron she's 16 she knows how to take care of herself. She's not stupid!" she'd say.
Of course Hermione would say that. Its ermione.
Ron
Dear Journal,
I beat Malfoy up today and now I'm in detention. Oh well. That solved another problem Ginny doesn't look at me now. I'll live.
Ron
Dar Journal,
This is upseting Ginny doesb't want anything to do with me, Hermione, or Harry.
Ron
Dear Journal,
This is upsetting Ginny doesn't want anything to do with Hermione, Harry or I.
Ron
Dear Journal,
Sorry Hermione wanted me to write properly. Who gives a crap anyway?
Ron
Dear Journal,
Hermione got mad at me. She doesn't like what I write in here. Like what she writes is any better.
Ron
Dear Journal,
I've got it. Hermione's Diary. It says,
Dear Diary,
Ginny hasn't been talking to any of us lately. She won't even look at us. \I think its because Ron picked a fight with Malfoy. Ron is get so horrible when it comes to him.
We're all thankful Harry's taken a shower. Now the Febreeze device works better. I;m hapyy. I hope Ron is.
Hermione.
She has lost it.
Ron
Dear Journal,
It's almost near end of Semester. Life is so good to me. Then there will be secound semister and then thried then fourth then Summer forever and me and Harry get to find the Horcruxes and kill Moldy-wart
Ron
Dear Journal,
Creeveys are creepy,
Socks look like foxes,
Malfoy stinks,
and I can not believe my sister likes him!
Ron
Dear Journal,
Lavender's sister Haley, is here. Blaise Zabini was so drooling oer her. She was with him in potions snogging. She was pretty. To bad she's in love with Zabini.
Ron
Dear Journal,
Semester is almost over. ITS SO COOL! Only one more week!
Ron
Dear Journal,
I must be calm. I must be calm. I must be calm.
I must be calm,
Ron
Dear Journal,
Give me a paper cut please. Sorry that was a paper cut. Er- now I know I'm not dreaming.
Ron
Dear Journal,
I hate writing in this I really do.
Ron
Dear Journal,
I hope you know I hate you because I hate writing
Ron
Dear Journal,
Bye now Journal this is when I share you with the world. Make you writing be a difference in the world.
Like I give a crap Bye,
Ron