Misao: That you everyone who reviewed! I'm glad you all like this story...o.O I felt like being random, and this story is going to have a lot of randomness in it... but you'll all find that out soon enough!


Pairings: Eventually Yami x Bakura x Marik (Yamishipping), and Malik x Yuugi x Ryou (Hikarishipping)

Disclaimer: Well since it's says "Disclaimer" I obviously don't claim to own it. I also don't own a few of the quotes towards the end...

Warnings: We're talking violence, strong language, adult content...and Random Insanity

Conspiracy Theory

Chapter 2

After about 5 minutes of dead silence, Yami broke it with a nervous laugh, "H-Hey, those we're some kick ass special effects!" Marik and Bakura gave him an odd look, but a sharp kick from Yami to their legs stopped them from doing anything stupid.

"Yeah!" Bakura agreed, "Nice special effects man."

"It even had me fooled!" Malik shouted from the other end of the room.. He blinked, "Which doesn't take much... but that's besides the point!"

The teacher looked skeptical, of course, who wouldn't? Their conversation alone was odd enough! The Random Student glared at them, "I did not use any special effects! You three are spirits and you know it! I saw you, "He pointed to Bakura, "Disappear with my own eyes! And you sent that monster after that squirrel! And those things you're wearing we're glowing to!"

Marik smirked and sat back, arms behind his head, glancing over at Bakura "And people say we're the ones who need to be locked in a psycho ward..."

The Random Student sighed and looked over to the teacher, "You believe me don't you? You spent 3 hours yesterday teaching me how to use a video camera! How could I possibly make special effects?"

Yami, Bakura and Marik cursed loudly, which didn't help their situation at all.

The teacher gasped, "Your right," She stared at the three spirits with wide eyes. Said three spirits sunk lower into their seats, their hikari's doing the same.

"Think dammit! What are we gonna do?" Bakura whispered harshly.

"I know!"

"You see! It's glowing again!" The Random Student yelled out

Bakura and Marik blinked in confusion, then they, along with the rest of the class looked over at Yami, who was seething, the puzzle glowing as well as the Eye of Horus on his forehead. They smirked, the Pharaoh was going to send them all to the Shadow Realm! He would definitely earn brownie points for that! The three hikari's suddenly jumped up and Yuugi hit Yami over the head, "Yami! Don't you dare!" he hissed, actually sounding kind of scary. Probably Malik's fault.

"But aibou! We have to do something!" Yami argued.

"If you hadn't of done that they wouldn't have any proof! Now they have a class full of witnesses!" Yuugi yelled, louder then he intended to.

The teacher cautiously walked over to the six, and poked at the three yami's, "If your spirit's, how do you have a corporeal form?" She asked.

"None of your damn business lady!" Bakura hissed, "Now, don't you have a class to teach?"

The teacher blinked, "But this is such an amazing discovery!" She turned to the hikari's, "Why haven't you told anyone? Do you know how much archeologists and scientists would pay you for this discovery, you'd be rich and famous! And think of all we could learn with they're knowledge! Especially since they claim to be from Ancient Egypt!"

To everyone's complete surprise, it was Ryou who replied, or more like snapped. He narrowed his eyes at the teacher, his hair spiking slightly, "Our yami's aren't some kind of lab rats! They're human beings, dammit! And they're the other halves of our souls, the dark halves! We wouldn't just trade them in for money and fame! I mean, sure they're a pain sometimes, Bakura and Marik may be the cause of Domino's population decreasing more everyday and they once had the entire city in a state of panic, and Yami thinks that because he was a pharaoh 3000 years ago that we should all bow down to him, and he sometimes even helps in the population decreasing what with all the Mind Crushing he does, and Bakura and Marik may be on a first name basis with all the cops and-"

"Ryou!" Yuugi, Malik, Marik, Bakura and Yami yelled out.

Ryou blinked, "Oh, right, sorry... got carried away their. Anyways, the point is that they're still our yami's and we're not about to let some scientists get a hold of them!"

Everyone stared. And for a good reason, the usually soft-spoken and gentle boy just blew up on the teacher! Bakura smirked proudly. Sure his hikari could be girly sometimes - okay, most of the time - but if you got him mad enough, he could be quite intimidating. Bakura knew this first hand.

The teacher took a step back, surprised by her best student's outburst. She went to the front of the class, and took the video tape, placing it in her desk drawer and locking it, "Okay, class. Our next unit was Ancient Egypt anyways, so is their anything you three would like to tell us about it? Like your lifestyle, your jobs, childhood maybe?"

Bakura snorted, "What childhood?" He asked, glaring at Yami.

All three yami's stayed silent. The teacher sighed, "It would be really helpful."

Still silence on the yami's part. The class looked disappointed, so the hikari's decided to step in, "Come on Yami, just tell them some thing, you got your memories back so it shouldn't be that hard!" Yuugi pleaded. The other two hikari's joined Yuugi in the puppy eyes to convince their yami's. Said yami's sighed, and reluctantly agreed.

"Well..." yami began as the hikari's pulled their chairs over so they could sit next to their yami's... in case of an emergency, " I was Pharaoh." He said simply.

"Which Pharaoh where you? Yami doesn't sound very Egyptian..." the teacher commented.

"I was Pharaoh Atemu."

"Odd... I've never heard of that name."

"No wonder, my name was erased from history after the Shadow Games." He mumbled.

"So, what was life like in the palace?" The teacher asked, sitting down at her desk.

"Boring for the most part. I would usually skip my lessons, which I got in trouble for a lot.. along with my best friend and high Priest Mahado. Nothing interesting ever happened in the palace..."

"At what age did you take the throne?"

"Pff, hell if I remember... it was a young age though, because my father a murdered... Bakura might know..." Yami said, glancing over at the thief. All eyes turned to him.

"I think you were only 15...or maybe 14. I don't know, 3000 years takes it's toll on your memory..." Bakura mumbled.

"What was your life like, Bakura?" The teacher asked.

Bakura smirked, "I was the King of Thieves. The idiot pharaoh's father ordered my entire village slaughtered when I was only 6, I hide like a coward so I was spared, and they used the 99 sacrifices to make these." Bakura held up the Millennium Ring and motioned to the other two items, "So these we're created using the flesh and blood of my people. I grew up on the streets and became a thief, and made it my goal to kill the pharaoh, someone got to him before me though..." Bakura pouted.

Yami glared at him, "Yeah well, it's not like that stopped you! You desecrated my father's tomb and dragged his body into my thrown room!" The students gasped.

Bakura returned the glare, "Well he killed MY entire family."

While the other two where arguing, the teacher turned her attention to Marik, "What about you, Ishtar?"

"I was forced to live in the Pharaoh's tomb my entire life. I was a Tomb Keeper and I was suppose to protect the Tomb and guard two of the Millennium Items. After the Tomb Keepers initiation, in which my father so kindly took a heated knife to my back and carved the pharaoh's memories there, Bakura just so happened to rob that particular tomb. I ran away with him and even helped him try to kill the pharaoh. Oh, and as you probably already know, we were lovers." Marik glanced at his hikari, "My hikari had to go through the same thing, only I took control after a while and killed his father." More people gasped.

Malik glared at him, "Yami, was that really necessary to say? Do you wanna go to jail?"

Marik snorted, "Like they could keep me behind bars."

"So...how did you end up... in this time?" Another Random Student asked.

"Well, a Shadow Game started between me and Bakura," Yami told them, "He managed to kill most of my priests and collect all the Millennium Items, so in the end I had to seal our souls into the Items, Marik just so happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and got sealed along with us."

Marik smirked, "Or was I in the right place at the right time?" He asked, looking Bakura up and down and licking his lips. Bakura smirked back.

The bell rang and the yami's and hikari's where out of there faster then bats out of hell. Yami looked at the other's worriedly, "Do you think we should have told them all that?"

Next Day:

The yami's and hikari's slowly made their way to school, dreading what they would find. After a short discussion, they came to a conclusion. They were fucking idiots. They should never have told all of them that! What the fuck were they thinking?

As they approached the school grounds, they saw nothing out of the ordinary. Besides the fact that every student was staring at them and whispering. Oh yes, they made one hell of a huge mistake.

They soon found out how much of a mistake when they entered the classroom. There were no students, just the teacher, the principle, and a bunch of people in military uniforms.

"Marik?" Bakura asked, staring at the armed men in the room.

"...Yeah?" Marik replied.

"... I just want you to know that it's been nice knowing you... and nice having sex with you." Bakura told him.

"Yeah, same here..." Marik nodded.

"And Pharaoh?"

"Yes, Bakura?" Yami asked, staring wide-eyed just like the other two yami's.

"You're not all that bad..." Bakura admitted.

"Neither are you and Marik, I guess I was just jealous of you guys..." Yami sighed sadly.

"Of all the wild hot sex?" Bakura asked.

"No! I was jealous because you guys have such exciting lives! And I'm stuck being the stick up the ass one that everyone looks up to!" Yami complained.

"Oh... you know I always did think you were sexy, pharaoh..." Bakura also admitted.

"Really?" Yami tore his gaze from the army people and blinked up at Bakura.

"Yeah."

"Well I always thought you and Marik were sexy to, especially when you were both covered in blood... I saw you two that one time in the dungeons..." Yami confessed.

"And you didn't join us?" Marik asked in astonishment.

"Well... I didn't want to interrupt..." Yami mumbled.

"Well, just don't forget us when your in paradise of an afterlife, cause me and Bakura are going to be devoured by Ammut ... oh, and Bakura... I have something to tell you..." Marik said, taking a small step back as the people inched forward.

"What is it?" Bakura asked.

"I love you!" Marik yelled out.

Bakura gasped, "Are you serious?"

Marik blinked, "At least I think so, I might be confusing it with lust..." The Egyptian mumbled.

"Bakura... Marik... I have a confession to make..." Yami said.

Both yami's looked at him, "Yeah?"

Yami took a deep breathe, "I think I love you guys!"

"But you might be confusing it with lust?" Marik asked.

Yami nodded, "Yeah, hence the 'I think' part." Yami then sighed, "But you guys both hate me, remember?"

"I've got my faults, but living in the past isn't one of them. There's no future in it.." Bakura said suddenly, and Yami looked up at him, hope in his eyes.

"Really? So that means you don't want to kill me anymore?"

Bakura blinked, "What?"

"Did you really mean that?" Yami asked.

"Mean what? Oh, that... I was just reading that poster on the wall on the other side of the room..." Bakura said, pointing to the poster.

Yami sighed and his shoulder dropped, "Oh..."

"Dammit! This is all our hikari's faults!" Bakura growled.

"We have only one person to blame, and that's each other!" Yami told him, then blinked when he realized that it didn't make since, "Anyways, this dramatic goodbye scene can only last so long, and I don't think they're going to stand there all day and wait for us to finish it."

One of the cops glanced over at them from where he was eating a donut.

"Yami's, I want you to think of one word and one word only: Haul Ass!" Yami yelled and grabbed Marik and Bakura's arms, dragging them out of the room and down the hall, ignoring Bakura when he pointed out that 'Haul Ass' was two words, not one.

The police and military people were, by now, sitting down drinking coffee and eating donuts. One military guy laughed, "Now I see why all you police have donuts in your office! These things are great!"

"Hey guys..." One of the police said, standing up, "They finished their dramatic goodbye scene, they just made a run for it. LET'S DO THIS!"

The military general suddenly appeared in front of the door, " I want you guys to pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle!" He ordered. They all stared at him, "What the fuck are you waiting for? Go after them! Move, Move, MOVE!" They all jumped and stormed out the door.

Misao: And so the hunt begins! Bum, Bum, Buuuuuuuum -cough- Anyways... now I have to go work on "Ana Bahebek"... then Doom and Demise...o.O And I have started a Second Chapter to "Ojike"... because I really didn't like how I ended it ... It was very pointless, but then again that was the point at the time cause I was bored, so now I'm going to give it a point!

Next Chapter: The government takes the hikari's hostage!