Misao: Ok, here's the next chapter! Enjoy.


Pairings: Yami x Bakura x Marik (Yamishipping), and Malik x Yuugi x Ryou (Hikarishipping)

Disclaimer: Well since it's says "Disclaimer" I obviously don't claim to own it. I also don't own some of the quotes used!

Conspiracy Theory

Chapter 3

The three yami's ran through the school as if their very lives depended on it. Which it did, but that's besides the point. Yami skidded to a stop, causing Bakura and Marik to crash into him, sending them sprawled out on the ground in a very compromising position.

And because the god's love them so much, the hikari's suddenly showed up at that exact moment, "Geez, guys, not in the hallway!" Malik grumbled, kicking Marik in the side. Said yami glared at his hikari, and attempted to bite his leg, which earned him a kick in the head.

All three yami's jumped up off the ground as they heard voices coming down the hall, and they grabbed their respective hikari and pulled them into... the Girl's Bathroom. Why? Because all the police and military men were guys, luckily for them. And at least one of the God's where on their side, because no one was in the bathroom at the time.

"Wow... so this is what the girl's bathroom looks like!" Yuugi exclaimed, looking around, and poking his head in one of the stalls.

"So...much...pink!" Malik, Marik and Bakura screeched.

"You guys are acting like the color pink is the plague or something..." Yuugi mumbled.

Bakura gasped, "And we yami's are taught to avoid clichés like the plague!"

"Yami... why did you drag us in the Girl's Bathroom?" Ryou asked.

"They got the freaking military in their after us!" Bakura yelled, which wasn't a good idea, considering they were suppose to be hiding.

"What?" All three hikari's blinked.

"We went to Homeroom, and the teacher, principle, along with some police and military guys were in there." Yami explained.

"Oh no!" The hikari's gasped, "You guys have to get out of here!" Ryou said, panicking.

"What about you guys?" Yami asked.

"There after you, not us!" Yuugi told him.

Ryou handed Bakura his copy of the Millennium Ring, "Here, take this, if they get a hold of it they'd be able to track you down..." Bakura took it and put it over his head, and it fused with his copy, "Hey, neat!" Ryou said... then blinked, "Umm... how are we gonna separate it later on?" He asked.

Bakura shrugged, "Beat's me." He said as Malik and Yuugi handed their yami's their Millennium Items, "Umm... shouldn't one of you keep your item so that we can track you down later?" Bakura asked.

"No, because if they get a hold of it, it would lead you into a trap! Now get out of here! We'll try and distract them!" Malik said, pushing them towards the door.

Marik stopped and turned around, "Hikari... your so brave!" He hugged Malik, "Now remember what I taught you, if someone tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back! And also, shoot them before they shoot you... what else was there... Oh yes, remember, don't fear death!" Marik told his hikari, ruffling his hair.

"I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me." Malik said, shrugging, "But hey, it's not like I'm really doing much with my life!"

"That's my hikari!" Marik said, patting him on the back.

"Where are you guys gonna go? They know were we live! You can't go home!" Yuugi gasped.

"... Well, I think we should sneak to our house, just to grab the important stuff, then we'll make a run for it... Egypt maybe?" Bakura suggested, and Marik was quick to agree.

All of the sudden, the hikari's burst into tears. The yami's blinked as their hikari's attached themselves to their wastes, "We're going to miss yoooou!" They all cried.

After a good 10 minutes of saying their goodbye, they were finally ready to leave, "Now remember to call us, use a payphone, you can take the money my dad sent me, it's under my bed!" Ryou said, hugging his yami one last time.

Bakura narrowed his eyes, "Telephones are an abomination. They cram digital data packets through analog voice circuit switches- - the worst of both worlds. . . even telephone modems, dumb as they are, know what they are doing is wrong. Just listen to their hissing and screeching every time we force them to do it!"

Everyone, even Marik, stared at Bakura. He just reached a new level of insanity. Marik though, after a moments thought, agreed. Yami continued to stare at him in all of his stupidity. And the hikari's just felt sympathy for him, since anyone who was that dumb deserved at least a little.

Ryou turned to Yami, "Oh, and Yami... make sure, wherever you go, that Bakura doesn't sneak away at night... I don't want a repeat of that time he snuck off to a strip bar..."

Bakura scowled, "First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club and second, what can I say? I'm a night owl." He smirked.

"And also, make sure Bakura and Marik don't do anything to illegal. I'm pretty sure running from the military is breaking a few laws, but that can't be helped..." Ryou mumbled.

"The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist!" Bakura yelled out, causing them all to, once again, stare at him. Except for Marik, for he agreed.

"Ok, ok. Get out of here before those morons find us!" Malik yelled, kicking his yami in the butt. Marik rubbed his sore behind and scowled at his hikari.

Bakura walked over to Marik and smacked his ass, "Don't injure his ass to much Malik, I'll need it later." He smirked, and all the hikari's, minus Malik, blushed.

Marik growled at Bakura, "I think your confused, because it's your ass that needs to stay in tacked, your seriously on something if you think your Seme!"

Before they could start arguing over who was on top, like they knew they would, the hikari's pushed them out of the girls bathroom.

Ryou sighed, "...I'm going to miss my yami... even if he was a pain in the ass..."

"I know what you mean..." Malik said sadly, "But don't worry! They'll be fine! And we'll figure out a way to fix this...mess... somehow."

As they stood in the bathroom, trying to figure out a way to fix the mess they had somehow gotten themselves into, no thanks to the nosey little shit who video taped them, who Malik was going to track down and brutally beat, the Bathroom door opened. A girl walked in, looked at them, and screamed. Loudly.

The scream got the attention of some military men, who swarmed around the door. The hikari's all looked at each other nervously. Oh Shit.

With The Yami's:

"Shit! They have the freaking doors blocked!" Marik cursed. Yami was about to have a nervous breakdown, and Bakura was leaning against the wall looking bored.

"Bakura! Why aren't you freaking our too?" Yami whispered harshly.

Bakura shrugged, "I'm the King of Thieves, I can get us out of here with no problem."

"Then why haven't you?"

Bakura smirked, "You never asked." Yami was about to lunge at him and strangle him, when they heard someone yell, "THERE THEY ARE!"

"Shit!" Yami cursed, looking around franticly for a way out.

"That way!" Bakura said, pointing to a hallway.

"There's nothing down there!" Yami hissed.

"If there is nothing down there, then why is there a hallway?" Bakura asked challengingly.

Marik decided to take matters into his own hands, and grab the two, pulling them down the hallways Bakura had pointed to. Bakura stuck his tongue out at Yami. Glancing behind them, they saw the police/military men right on their heels.

They came to a dead end.

"I told you!" Yami screeched, pointing an angry finger at Bakura, who snapped at it, attempting to bite it off.

Before they could continue their fight, they were jerked to the right, and into an empty classroom. They locked the door, then put their backs to it, "Great, just great, I've become a fugitive with my two life-long enemies. Can I possible get any lower?" Yami mumbled.

"Actually-" Marik started.

"Don't. Say. A. Damn. Word!" Yami cut him off.

They felt people banging on the door, attempting to knock it down, "Shit, Yami, your scrawnier and weaker then us, you go see if there's anyone outside that window over there!" Bakura ordered. Yami was about to retort to the thief's insult, but settled for a glare and walked over to the window, "Anyone there?"

"If you don't count what looks like the entire Japanese Army, no." Yami sighed, "We're dead."

"Now pharaoh, that attitude is going to get you killed." Bakura growled, "How do you think I felt being chased by your soldiers every day of my life? It certainly wasn't that attitude that kept me alive." Bakura scanned the room, then let out an "Ah HA!"

"What?" Marik asked, pushing and pilling desks in front of the door. Bakura pointed to a vent on the wall.

"You have got to be kidding..." Yami said, staring wide-eyed at Bakura.

"This isn't exactly a time for joking Pharaoh." Bakura said, then glanced over at Marik, "Give me a lift." Marik walked over to Bakura, who was right under the vent, and let Bakura climb up onto his shoulders. As Bakura was climbing into the vent, he took the opportunity to squeeze Bakura's ass, in return getting cursed at.

Luckily the vent was pretty big. Bakura helped Marik in, who helped Yami in. Just as Yami put the vent cover back on, the door burst open, and in came the army.

Misao: And there is chapter three! We should all have a new appreciation for vents! o.O