Me: My first Titanic poem. Yeah!
Legolas: It's so sad! He starts to sniffle. I'll be all right. He breaks down and cries uncontroably.
Lord Aragorn: It's okay my friend. Don't cry. Here's a handkerchief. Legolas blows his nose on the handkerchief and then hands it back to Aragorn. How gross.
Boromir: I think I'm going to be sick. He goes off to a corner and tosses cookies.
Joey (from Yugi-Oh): Did someone say cookies! Are they chocolate chip! He drools and starts looking around the room like crazy.
Legolas: Where did this weirdo come from?
Me: Don't look at me! (Gulp!)
Sirius Black: I don't know about cookies, chocolate is poisonous to dogs, But I love cats. He sees the cat, turns into a black dog, and starts chasing it.
Phantom of the Opera: Why did they ever let him out of Azkaban prison? By the way, this poem is pure art. Even I couldn't write a better one.
Me: Thank you, my friend.
Captain Jack Sparrow: in a nasally voice. Hello luv, did you get the rum yet? He sneezes violently.
Legolas: What's wrong Captain Jack?
Captain Jack Sparrow: speaks miserably. I have a cold. He sneezes again.
Me: Oh dear. Yes I have the rum, and you may have it when you feel better.
Disclaimer: I do not own Jack or Rose. Please Read and Review. And keep your eyes out for my first Cats story, An Unexpected Love: A Cats Romance with a Shocking Ending.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Achooo! Sorry!
One Heartbeat Away.
A gentle tear, a kiss goodbye.
Tearfully she leaves his side.
Yet she knows that he'll only be a heartbeat away.
A handsome face, a caring hand.
He was someone who understands.
Yet in her dreams he'll only be a heartbeat away.
One last dance, one last dream.
One love torn at the seams.
Though her Jack is in Heaven far away, he's truly only a heartbeat away.