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Chapter 5: Nightmare

There was a dull sense of throbbing nausea in Todd's abdomen. His eyes now felt dry and barren, and he had to keep blinking to rewater them. This was one fucked-up life he was living. The girl of his dreams, standing feet away from him, a slave to the lust of Pietro. Of all brotherhood members, why Pietro? Todd's hands shot up and he grabbed the slate colored hair sprouting in long tangles from his scalp, pulling it downward. His face contorted into a look of anguish, and he felt as though he would cry. This was several steps removed from unfair. It had crossed into the wasteland of cruelty; a dark, nasty fate. He was still located on the back of the porch, so no one noticed when he lept away, sprinting into the woods behind the brotherhood house.

No one noticed especially because of the new girl. With that vacant look in her eyes she stretched out on the doorframe, one hand laid along the wood and one hand resting on her jutting hip. She smiled; a full, dark smile; tracing the hilt of her feather duster along the top of her thigh.

"Zees iz a very dirty houze, oui?" She looked at Pietro and pursed her lips. "And you are all very dirty boyz?"

The white haired mutant nodded vigorously; perhaps too much so, for his power kicked in and his head became a blur. She giggled, big false eyes dumb and emotionless, and stepped forward so that her breasts brushed his chest. The hand holding the duster reached up and tickled Pietro's nose. "You need some cleaning, no?"

Lance and Freddy watched on in shock as she wrapped one fishnetted leg around Quicksilver's hips, his hands reaching instinctively around her waist. She pivoted on her heel, causing the boy to fall against the front wall of the house, and pressed her body against him, simontaneously pushing her lips to his. Now her fingers traveled up into his hair and drummed small lines around his upper neck, kiss gaining depth and erotica. Pietro let out a sigh, and she in return moaned into his mouth.

Both feeling a bit awkward, Freddy and Lance began to make their way into the kitchen, eyes wide and slightly frightened. They exchanged glances with

It was Quicksilver who broke the kiss. She looked at him questioningly, head tilted to the side and eyes dull, as he lifted her small frame from the floor bridal-style. In a flash, they were up the stairs and gone.

Dum-daa-duuum! Who is this girl? What's with the outfit and the accent? And what does Todd's vision have to do with all of it?

Find out next week in the adventures of Frenchie and Toad!