The next day, Hermione woke up and was ready to get in the shower, only to hear that Malfoy was already in it. The funny thing about it was that he was RAPPING, actually rapping. She paused to hear what he was saying.
Hey
how ya doing little dirty
Let me whisper in ya ear
Tell ya
something you might like to hear
Got a nice little
And
my poke out
She knew that song, but she didn't like it. What she wanted to know was how did Malfoy know that song, The Wait Remix? That's Muggle music and she was sure that they didn't play that in the Wizarding World. Then, he broke out into the chorus.
This
is the wait remix,
This is the wait remix,
Hey Girl,
This is
the wait remix,
Cuz u couldn't get enough,
Like Beat 'em,
Beat 'em Beat 'em Beat 'em Beat 'em (continues)
Couldn't
Get Enough,
Couldn't Get Enough,
Couldn't Get Enough,
Couldn't
Get Enough,
Couldn't Get Enough,
Couldn't Get Enough,
Then after that, he started rapping in a part that wasn't the song, it was some other song, and he kept asking himself "Who?" and then replying "Mike Jones." She just couldn't think of a reason why he would ask himself a question multiple times, and then answer. She neither knew, nor cared about who Mike Jones was.
She knocked on the door loudly, "What?" he answered, obviously annoyed. "Other people have to use the bathroom, you know!"
"Open up the door," he said, "I can't hear you!"
"I said get out so that I can use it!" she screamed.
"Who are you to be screaming at me like that? You crazy mudblood!" he shouted back. At that precise moment, he dropped the soap, bent over to pick it up, and slipped on the soap. He slipped backwards and out of the tub. He and all his naked Slytherin glory was exposed, and it was a sight to see.
Wow, that looks extra nice, I would love to have a piece of that, she thought. What she didn't realize was that she was indeed staring, and he happened to notice because at the same moment she was bending over to see him, he was busy looking down her shirt.
What a nice rack, he thought. Then he realized that they were looking at each other at quickly covered up his 'manly features'. He left the bathroom quickly, and fell again, even though Hermione was there to see. Ironic, isn't it?
As Hermione got out the shower, she was in a hurry. She realized she left something in the Common Room, and got it before going upstairs to her room. To her misfortune, Malfoy was there.
Shoot, were did I leave that? She thought. "Malfoy, have you seen my socks?" she asked.
"Nope, Mudblood, I haven't. You should keep better care of your items." He replied.
At that moment, Crookshanks came out of no where and jumped on her. Out of surprise, she dropped the towel that was covering her body. Thank goodness Crookshanks was covering up anything that Malfoy might see, but he was looking though, but she was covered, and he could see nothing.
That's not fair, that Mudblood got to see everything that I have, and that blasted animal is covering her up, oh, too late.
She had wrapped the towel back around her and went upstairs to change.
A/N Thanks to the one reviewer that I had, it was a nice and I appreciate it, a lot. Well, Hermione knows a lot more about Draco, wouldn't you say?