Me: You guys won't believe this. On the first day of school, my history teacher gave me a five paragraph essay due the next day!

Serena: And get this she got it down on time! 00U

Me: Why are you still following me around?

Serena: I am now officially your muse.

Me: Did I sign up to get one?

Serena: Yes.

Me: when?

Serena: Last month. You put in an order for a free muse.

Me: 00

Serena: Well on with the chapter! Oh and a special thanks to Fred-Geogreluver.

"John Watson."

My jaw dropped I couldn't help it. He looked at me and grinned.

"Shocked are you that a John Watson and a Sherlock Holmes are friends and it being the 21 first century."

"Wait a minute William's first name is obviously not Sherlock."

"Yes it is. He just goes by his second name."

"Clams they are taking over the world!"

John and I looked over at the bed and saw William-Sherlock tossing around in the bed.

"Well Watson would you happen to be training to be a doctor?"

He grinned and said. "You bet."

Watson went over the William and starting checking his eyes and other doctor stuff. I decided to go downstairs and get something to put the liquid on William's floor in.

When I came back Watson was looking very grave.

"Well what is it?"

"Holmes seems to have taken some sort of drug. I think that..." He pointed to the clear liquid on the floor. "Is what he took."

I took a minute to absorb what I had just had heard. 'Why me?!'

Now should I stop here?

Serena: Gah don't you dare! Holds up Thor's hammer.

Me: Where did you get that? 00U

Serena: I'm not telling. : P

After I had calmed down enough to say something, I said it wrong. "Why... I...arghhhhhhh! Why me?"

"Now the next thing to decide is wither or not to tell his parents" John sighed.

"Let's take care of the stuff on the floor and when William wakes up from his delirium we are going to interrogate him." I said determined to get the truth out of William.

"And depending on what he tells us we can decide wither or not to tell his parents or make him go into rehab."

----------------15minutes later-------------

The floor was cleaned up and it was lunch time. John had to go back home for lunch, but he would be right back afterwards. I personally didn't feel like eating anything. I was to busy worrying about what would happen if something went wrong like William died or if... 'That's it! Get a hold of yourself. The only thing you did wrong was not call his parents and take him to the hospital. I'm doomed!' I decided to wait for John in William's room. That did two things for me I could watch William and I could snoop around in his room, for something that told us about what drug he had taken.

I headed up stairs and heard William talking about clams again. I rolled my eyes and went in the door. William's room was painted a dark red; All over the walls were clippings about recent crimes and various criminals. He had a bunch of clothes on the floor and his desk was covered with everything that he couldn't put on the floor. (A/N he's as bad as me 00U) I decided that I should start with his closet. I navigated my way through the clothes and opened the closet carefully, because I didn't want anything to fall out on me. When nothing fell out I looked in it.

"Oh my goodness! He has an inner neat freak!" The closet was spotless. The thing that scared me the most was that he seemed to have disguises of every shape, color and sex.

I started to rummage through the clothes I didn't find anything relating to drugs, but what I did find was a manikin, with a brown wig and what Joel had been wearing the day I met him. I looked around in one of the drawers and found contacts of every color. I looked between the manikin the contacts and William, and came to the conclusion that William was Joel!

Me: Now I end it. Hehehe I bet that no one saw that coming.

Serena: 'rolls her eyes'

Me: I saw that! Anyways I need more reviewers the only person who keeps reviewing is Fred-GeorgeLuver (I hope I got it right this time). So Review or I might have to send Serena after you with the hammer of Thor!

Serena: 'Rolls eyes' what makes you think I'd do something like that?

Me: If you don't I'll just have to kill you off in the fic. Mwahahahahaha

Serena: 00U