So this is a completely pointless and random song fic. Based on Weird Al's My Bologna. Really Really random and probably doesn't make any sense. But then again...Luffy doesn't make sense.
Be warned completely random.
Oooh, my little hungry one,
Hungry one.
His legs wrapped around the neck of the ram's head. He bounced up and down over the water like a ball and paddle. Stomach growled. "Meat…"
Open up a package of my bologna.
Oooh, I think the toast is done,
Chopper sure did look delicious. But no! He couldn't eat his doctor. Well at least not yet…
The toast is done.
Top it with a little of my bologna.
Maybe Sanji would fix him a snack. Maybe ten snacks. With meat! Lots and lots of meat! But no juice, because pirates didn't drink juice! Perhaps pureed meat, yes liquid meat! He could drink and chew meat!
Never gonna stop,
Eat it up.
Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat! Was there anything more wonderful than meat? Nope, he couldn't think of anything. Meat was tasty. Meat was meat. He wanted meat. Meat!
Such a tasty snack,
I always eat too much,
And throw up.
But I'll soon be back
For my my my yi yi wooo!
M-M-M-My bologna.
The person who had invented meat, was indeed a genius. He should have a medal. Made of meat of course.
Spreadin' on the mustard now,
A-show me how.
Drool ran down his chin as he ran to the kitchen, the phantom smell of meat in his nose. Steak! And porchops! Roast beef, pot roast! Chicken Cordon Bleu! All so wonderful and yummy in his stomach. Meat on the stick, what a way to go.
Spread it on a little of this bologna.
Hopin' that we don't run out,
Stinky Sanji, kicking him out, all he wanted was a little meat. Just a little meat to fill his stomach till supper time, bite or thirty, he didn't want a feast.
Don't run out.
If we do, I'm sure that I'll miss bologna.
Maybe Nami hid meat in her drawer. She was always yelling at him to stay out of it. She definitely had to be hiding meat in there. She was so stingy!
Never gonna stop,
Eat it up.
Such a tasty snack,
I always eat too much,
And throw up.
But I'll soon be back
For my my my yi yi wooo!
M-M-M-My bologna.
He placed thong on his head, chewed on a lace garter. None of these things were meat. And they tasted like soap. Where is Nami hiding the meat?
burp
"Ah…weak…must…have …meat…"
Goin' to the market now,
Market now.
Back out on the Ram's Head, huge bump on his head. Nami is very stingy, she wouldn't even let him keep his new head gear. And he still had no meat. Maybe he could catch a fish.
I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer.
Walkin' down the shopping aisles,
He darted his arm in and out of the water, with no luck of catching a fish. Chopper was beginning to look very tasty.
Shopping aisles.
Fillin' up my basket with Oscar Mayer.
Maybe he could just eat one of chopper's ears. He didn't really need them right? And it wasn't like it would stop him from being a doctor. Just one small ear.
Never gonna stop,
Eat it up.
Such a tasty snack,
I always eat too much,
And throw up.
But I'll soon be back
For my my my yi yi wooo!
M-M-M-My bologna.
"Meat!"
"AAHAHAHAHAHA!"
I told you it was random.