Disclaimer: You know, I was J.K. Rowling and I was rich and famous, then I got pinched and woke up, it was only a dream.

A/N: Narcissa Malfoy is very OOC, so try not to flame me for her demented sense of humor, even though it really is my demented sense of humor since I wrote it.

As she gets lost in his words, she absent-mindedly turns the door handle, only to find him playing the guitar, while tears fall silently into his lap. She closed the door silently, so he took no notice of her being in the room. She notices a letter lying in the floor, curiosity getting the better of her, she picks it up and reads it.

Dear Draco,

Just to tell you, we, that is to say your father and me, want to see you get married before you turn twenty years old. So, use this last year at Hogwarts to find my new daughter in-law. Please consider Pansy, we like her the best. Oh yeah, your father has great news, he'll be getting out of Azkaban soon. Your father sends his love,

Sincerely,

Your mother

'I wonder why he's crying. The only bad part about it is that he has to get married, but that's three years away.' It was when she put that letter down, when she found another.

Dear Draco,

I was just playing when I sent that letter, we don't want you to get married, we could care less about Hogwarts, and we hate that pig-faced Pansy girl. Oh yeah, your father doesn't send his love because guess what, he doesn't love you. Ha-ha, hut yeah, h said when he gets out of prison, he said he has something he would like to say to you. (You are going to get it! Ha-ha)

Love,

Mom

'Wow, that was pretty harsh.' She thought. Just then she found another letter, it read:

Dear Draco,

Just playing, I don't love you either, and if you ever call me 'mom', I will Avada you so quick, you won't know what hit you, and by the time you do, you'll be dead. Ha-ha.

-Narcissa

At that moment, she let out a breath she didn't realize she was holding, to her misfortune, Malfoy heard her, and noticed the letter in her hand.

"Well go on and laugh then, snotty Malfoy's parents don't even like him, ha-ha." After he said that, he took a moment to look into her eyes for some hint of amusement, but all he saw was pain, embarrassment, and sorrow. It looked as though she wanted to share his tears, or take away his burden. But, knowing Malfoy, he noticed her blushing.

"Uh, mudblood, you do notice that you are blushing, even though I seem to have that effect on girls." He said with a 'superior' air.

'Well I wouldn't be blushing if you had on more than some boxer briefs.' She thought to herself. At this moment, he looked to see what he was staring at.

"Oh crap." He said out loud, despite himself.

"Don't worry Malfoy, I have seen more than that before, unless you forgot, remember?" she said while failing miserably to stifle her laughter.

He chose to ignore her last comment and asked, "Why are you in here, Granger?"

"Because…I heard you playing one of my favorite songs, so I wanted to come up here and listen." She left out the fact that he had really turned her on.

"Oh. Well, I was just thinking about a lot of stuff, as you can see with those letters, so I picked up my guitar, and played the song that 'relaxes' me." He said with an evil gleam growing in his eyes.

"Hey, Granger, I have an idea, I think that we should play 'Kiss, Strip, or Touch, you down?" he asked.

"Yeah, when is Hermione Granger never down?" she asked, but of course it was a rhetorical question.

"It aint a thang but a chicken wang," said Malfoy," Uh, Granger did I use that muggle saying in the right context? I'm horrible with those things."

"No you didn't, but it's okay." She replied. And with that, the game begins.

As they started setting up, Hermione asked," Do you have the buzzer? It's no use playing without one."

"Hold your horses Granger; I am looking for it," he said, "FOUND IT!"

"Well let's start; what are you waiting for, Malfoy?"

"Nothing, Granger, paper, rock, scissors to see who goes first?" Malfoy asked.

"Okay, 1,2,3, paper, rock, scissors, I WIN," she yells, "Okay, pick a topic."

"Well, I pick dirty secrets, I guess." He stated.

"Have you ever done something against your father's beliefs?" she asked.

"No Granger, I haven't." he retorted. But it didn't seem like he was telling the truth, because at that moment, the buzzer started buzzing.

"Well, if you count thinking about yo- I mean a mudblood, then yes, I have."

"Well, that doesn't omit the fact that you lie, so, what will it be? Kiss, strip, or touch?"

She didn't want to let Malfoy know, but she had planned this question. She was going to have some fun with Malfoy, play around with his emotions. Whether he chose kiss, strip, or touch, she gets to call where, how, and for how long. She was going to get inside his head. That was the fun part of the game, if you lied, you get to play the price. She was smiling inwardly.

"I guess I pick touch, even though I know I am going to regret it.' And it was true, he was going to regret it.

She got a whole minute to touch him wherever she wanted to. And when you're waiting, a minute is a long time.

"Touch, huh? Well, where to start?" she asked. "Should I start here?" She started to rub his chest, while her other hand was on his inner thigh. Then, she started traveling slowly up his leg, only ten seconds had passed.

With his eyes closed, he said, "Granger, oh Granger," a small moan escaped his lips, "Could you stop?" Only fifteen seconds had passed.

She started to pull up his shirt, and started to caress his abs. As more considerably louder moans came out, she was having her way with him. Only twenty five seconds had passed.

As she made her way up to the very top of his inner thigh, she paused for a moment, to look at him. She removed her hand and stroked his cheek. When she did this, his eyes opened up, and she put her hand back where it was previously, forty five seconds.

She commenced with rubbing at the top part of his thigh while thinking, "He won't know what to think of me when this is over, and little does he know that this is part of my plan."

Then, at that very moment, the portrait hole burst open to reveal……………..

A/N Thank you to my reviewers, I appreciate everything. I already have most of the next chapter written, so it should be up soon. Oh yeah, sorry about the cliff hanger, I find that if you have them, it keeps people coming back for more. Grins evilly>