A/N: I didn't get as many reviews as I would have liked, but since I got some, I am going to update, since I know that the suspense is killing all of you. Well, our potions master is a little OOC; he acts like a man would. That's all that I am saying, R&R.

The portrait whole burst open to reveal Professor Snape. Snape took brief moment to observe his surroundings. He didn't like what he saw. Granger's hand up Malfoy's shirt, her other hand considerably close to his, well, you know. Malfoy lying down on the couch with his eyes closed, looking like he was enjoying it. Not to mention the moaning noise that he was making.

Hermione's head shot up, and she noticed the greasy haired, slimy git looking at her. Her hands shot off Malfoy quick, fast, and in a hurry.

"Good afternoon, Professor Snape, to what do we owe this pleasure?" said Draco with a false smile and a little bit too much enthusiasm.

"Do not sass me, Draco. Now, why were you and Ms. Granger in that 'position' when I walked in?" Snape had a look of anger and a hint of disgust in his eyes.

"No," this time it was Hermione that spoke, "What we do in our own private quarters is our own business, and don't forget that you came, no, burst, in uninvited." She said 'burst' with a little to much feeling for Snape's liking.

Both Snape and Malfoy seemed taken back by her outburst.

"Ms. Granger, I will not be spoken to like I am one of your peers, you will treat me with respect and do what you are told. Twenty points from Gryffindor, now Ms. Granger, I have ways of figuring out what was going on in here myself, or would you and Draco like to explain what was going?'

Truth be told, she liked what was happening. She like knowing something that Snape did not. She was struggling to not use Occlumency. She was going to let Snape enter her mind and give him false memories to view. She had studies Occlumency and now was trying to learn Legimency.

She now knew what she was going to do, she was going to shove images of Draco in her naked in her mind. This wasn't made up, seeing as how she did see him naked (and vice versa).

"Seeing as how this is an umm, embarrassing situation, I don't think that I can tell you." She had put on a very believable face, and she thought, 'Man, I am a good actress!'

"Very well Ms. Granger, you leave me no choice." At this he starting gazing at Hermione, giving her a calculating look. She knew he was using Legimency. His facial expression dropped every second, suddenly, he had a look of disgust on his face. He let out an audible gasp.

Inwardly, Hermione laughed. She had put up a false memory in which she and Malfoy were, well, you don't need to know that. She was surprised when Snape didn't say anything when she let him see Malfoy naked, instead, he looked like he was…..enjoying it.

'I bet he is gay,' thought Hermione, 'that would explain a lot.' She started laughing at the prospect of Snape being gay, and Snape looked infuriated.

"What are you laughing at Ms. Granger?" He had spit her name out like it was venom.

"Oh nothing, professor Snape, I was just remembering when me and Malfoy---" she was cut off.

"I do not want to hear you say anything, Ms. Granger, I have seen enough. Draco, you have been strangely quiet, what do you have to say for yourself?"

But he just sat there in silence. He had not said a word since Snape came in. He sat there in a kind of daze, three guesses what he was thinking about.

Although Snape didn't want to, he just had to use this opportunity to venture into his mind.

What he saw kind of surprised him. He now understood why Malfoy was in a daze. He wasn't thinking about memories, he was thinking about what would've happened if Snape hadn't walked in, kind of daydreaming. 'Man, this kid is a pervert, I didn't think that you could do that with your body, my, she is flexible,' thought Snape, getting lost in his own thoughts. Be that as it may, Snape wasn't objecting to watch what was playing in his mind. 'And I thought that Malfoy's (insert ANY body part here) looked great, but Granger's body is just wonderful. It's not pale like mine, but it's sort of tanned, perfect.'

Hermione was quite amused by this. She knew that Snape had entered Malfoy's mind, and that he was seeing something that he likes. She couldn't help thinking that Malfoy was thinking about her naked, so that meant that that was what Snape was thinking. She didn't really like the though that Snape was seeing her naked and wouldn't stop gawking at her. (Now drool was coming out of his and Malfoy's mouth quite freely) The only thing she could think was that this furthered her plans.

"Uh, excuse me you two, is there something wrong?" she asked, even though she knew what was happening. Suddenly, they each woke out of their daze and looked at her intently, a little too intently, if you please. All three of them was having very different thoughts, one of them, who shall remain nameless (even though he is a…cough… teacher… of potions…cough) was having thoughts about the three of them, and quite a few games that they could play. In other words, he was fantasizing about things he ought not to be fantasizing about.

After several minutes of silence, Snape broke it. "Well, I think that I will leave now, and Ms. Granger, I suggest that you wash your mouth out, it's utterly disgusting to think about what's been in it."

"Well, professor," she started, "before you leave, you have a lot of drool around your mouth, and on your cloak, toodles," she added with a cheesy grin before he left the room, with his robes billowing after him.

"What's that supposed to mean, 'It's utterly disgusting to think about what's been in your mouth' what is he implying?" he asked.

Since she couldn't tell him of 'the plan', she put on an innocent look and said, "I don't know what the Greasy-Haired Wonder was talking about."

Malfoy eyed her suspiciously and said, "Granger, I'm not taking that crap from you."

He wasn't dumb because he knew Legimens, and go into Granger's mind easily when she was off guard. He had did it one day after her and Ron came down from her room. Both of their lips were oddly swollen, and their clothes kind of ruffled. He went into her mind, and was scarred for life.

Too bad he wasn't an accomplished Occlumens. He knew the moment Snape looked at him, he was penetrating his mind. Sadly, he couldn't defend himself. So, Snape saw a lot of Granger and Granger probably wouldn't like that.

"Oh crap, I lost my homework, Malfoy have you seen it?" she asked.

"Yeah, it's under the table." He replied.

As she bent over to pick up her homework, Malfoy's eyes slowly traveled down her shirt. He couldn't deny that she had grown a lot. As she brought her head up, she saw what he was looking at, and ran away, but unfortunately she slipped and fell back into him, knocking him off balance. Coincidently, when he fell of his hand traveled to her……breast. "Wow, these are soft." At the she smacked him, leaving a red handprint on his face.

It wasn't like Hermione to do this, but she ran away. She ran up to her room and started writing down the events that had happened just a few moments ago. She had just begun Phase 1 of "The Plan."

A/N Thanks to all my reviewers, and did I catch you off guard with Snape? I thought it would be funny to let his 'male' emotions show through, because in the books, you never get to see them. Read and Review.

Oh yeah, thanks to my beta, Lone Wolf55, she is amazing. Her D/H fic actually could have happened, if HBP wasn't written. But she started it before that book came out. Go check out her page!