Hi Everybody Waves happily and starts bouncing Guess what I had for breakfast? Chocolate LOL And So I'm slightly hyper but it's all good.

Demoness Gang: I'm enjoying it all right LOL. Freedom!

Snowwolf: Magical cookies, oh the fun I could have with these. They taste good to

Hermione Holmes: Thank you. I was a little worried that you couldn't really get John's character because I didn't give him enough lines.

Topaz Owl: Laughing Thanks for the motivation

Serena: Now onto the Chapter

"Ok the first step to being a lady is grace." Holmes said placing a book on my head.

"Something, which I don't have." I muttered.

"Oh come on Serena, you can do it." John encouraged from the sofa

"Now I want you to walk up the stairs without letting the book fall. Ok?" Holmes pointed to the stairs.

"You're making this hard on purpose." I whined

"No, now just do it." Holmes gave me a slight push towards the stairs.

"Fine, fine. I'm going."

'Why are you doing this again Serena? You could just walk up to him and say "I know that you're Joel so take my to McDonald's or something." But no I had to do it the hard way, but the hard way would be the most rewarding. The look on Joel's face would be perfect, as I passed the Lady test with flying colors, but even better would be when I took off his wig and said in a shocked tone, "Holmes!" and then I ran up into my room crying. Well maybe the crying bit would be to much, but I would defiantly storm up to my room and not talk to him for a day.'

By getting lost in my thoughts of revenge I hadn't noticed that I was already almost at the top of the stairs. I snuck a look at Holmes and almost laughed, because he looked like a goldfish, mouth and all. Then the book started to wobble and I hurried up the last couple of steps.

"Way to go Serena!" John said laughing and clapping.

I took a bow and started to head down the stair, but I tripped and ended up falling down the stairs. The book also made it's way down the stairs and ended up hitting me on the head.

William smirked at me and helped me up. He then walked me to the sofa while John went and got me an ice pack. Well several actually. Simply put I was feeling a little sorry for Dr. Phil.

William

'Only Serena could do something like that,' I shook me head. 'Be absolutely grace one minute and then a klutz the next.' But that meant that my plan for revenge was still on. The only thing that was bothering me was why did she put glue in that wig of all the ones to choose from, why did she put glue in the one that I wore to become Joel?

I stole a quick peak of her lying on the sofa. She looked slightly ridiculous with all the ice packs on her. One on her head, two on her right arm, one on her left leg one on her left arm, one under her back, and one on her ankle. Her hair was flying off in all directions and it had defiantly come out of her ponytail. Her eyes were shut and she actually looked peaceful, instead of bouncing like she always is.

"William stop looking at me. I get paranoid about stuff like that." Serena said without opening her eyes

"And who said I was looking at you?" I said

She opened her eyes and smirk, "Says the blush on your face."

John looked at me and nodded, "Holmes you do seem to be blushing."

"I am not."

"Sorry William but you lose this time." Serena sat up and tossed a pillow at me.

I caught it and threw it at John who was unfortunately reading. 'Direct hit' John looked up and glared at me.

"I didn't do it! I swear it was her!"

"William you liar!" Serena grabbed a pillow and hit me with it. John grinned and grabbed a pillow and hit Serena in the head.

"How dare you hit such an innocent child." John said with mock anger as he continued to hit Serena who was valiantly fighting back.

"Innocent child!" I got up and hit John from behind.

Serena

It was a full out pillow war and it was Great! We finally managed to calm down and we set about the task of putting the living room back into order.

When it was clean enough to meet Williams's standards we continued with the "lady lessons"

"Now you need to learn how to eat like a lady." William said putting down forks in front of me.

"What do you mean eat like a lady? I'm a lady and I can eat. Simple." I raised an eyebrow at William who just rolled his eyes at me.

"If you were a lady then you wouldn't be having these lessons now would you." John admonished me with a smile.

"But Dear sir I already know how to poor the tea." I said with a fake British accent as I grinned evilly. John started to laugh and William once again rolled his eyes at me.

"Back to the matter at hand. The first thing that you should know about fancy restaurants is that they serve the food in courses and there are only as many forks, spoons, and knives as there are courses. Next thing to know is that when using the silverware one must…"

"Start from the outside in." I interrupted William smirking. He and John both looked at me funny.

"What? My Godmother taught me this. This guy she was dating was an ass and he took her to this fancy restaurant and asked her if she wanted some help with the Silverware. Unbeknownst to him, my Godmother had been a waitress at a 5 star inn/restaurant and so she knew what order to use the silverware. She sooo showed him."

"Ok, I guess there's not much else to teach her except on how to dance." John said.

"Dance? Why would I need to know how to do that?" I asked looking at William.

"Cause that's what people do at the Flower. Eat dinner and dance." William smirked.

"What kind of dancing?" I asked suspiciously

"The slow kind." If it were possible William's smirk got bigger.

"Well then I guess I'm going to be taking dancing lessons huh?"

Serena: Dancing lessons! How could you!

Dreamsprite5: innocent look I'm not sure.

Serena: pulls out the Dental Floss of doom… Dun Dun Dun

Dreamsprite5: Runs for the hills with a computer