Disclaimer: Well, J.K. Rowling called me and talked bad to me, and reminded me that I am not her, and I own no part of Harry Potter. Also I don't own the song in this chapter.

A/N: Sorry it took me so long, but high school gets to you after a while.

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As she was eating breakfast on Monday, Harry and Ron walked in to the Great Hall. Ron walked up, and gave her a quick kiss on the lips. Hermione blushed slightly at this, and Harry noticed.

"So how was your weekend? We didn't see you yesterday, Malfoy didn't do anything to you, did he?" Ron said, waiting for her answer.

"Yeah, 'Mione, one thing and he is gone!" Harry chimed.

"No he didn't. Actually... I kind of did something to him, but I have a plan." She said.

"You did something to him? Like what?" Ron asked incredulously.

"Let's just that I got him thinking about something." She replied, smirking. It was true, she did get him thinking.

Ron's mind was blank. He didn't know what to think. He didn't know what to think. He wanted to know what his girlfriend got Malfoy thinking about. He was kind of, shall we say, possessive. He didn't want any other male talking or looking at his gal, unless it was Harry. He didn't even care if they were gay, he still didn't want them looking at her.

"You got him wandering about what, exactly?" Ron said.

The anger inside of him was starting to boil, he didn't like the way this was going. He was afraid he'll hear something that he didn't want to hear.

"I can't tell you that Ron, it'll ruin my plan because you'll blow up about it. So I'm just not going to tell you, okay?" She put on an innocent look. It was about to come any minute, he was about to blow up and start yelling.

"Hermione, just tell me what you did, okay?" He said, but he was still positive that he didn't want to know the answer. Not seeing a way out of this one, she went into her details of the plan, and what had occurred this morning. She was about to leave out what she did to Snape, but she couldn't come up with a plausible excuse. When she got finished, Harry and Ron laughed. They were turning red and falling out of their seats. People were starting to notice.

"Wow, that was really funny!" Exclaimed Harry and Ron at the same time.

"I can't believe you two. Here I am thinking that you two would be screaming my head off, then giving me the cold shoulder, but here you are, just cracking up." Hermione said, somewhat confused.

"Don't you see 'Mione? That thing you did to Snape was freakin' hilarious. I have got to learn Occlumency, or Legimens, or whatever it is that you can do." Ron said, still laughing.

"Yeah 'Mione, your plan is great." Harry stated.

Truth be told, she enjoyed having Harry and Ron behind her. This was one less thing she had to hide from them. Over the years, there were lot of things she had to hide form them. Like how she used to go around telling girls to stay away from Ron because he was hers. And she would take that secret to the grave; she would never tell Ron that specific detail.

"Hey 'Mione," Ron started, "Is there anyway me and Harry could help, or get into this little plan?"

"Yeah, we would love to help you mess up Malfoy's life." Harry professed, albeit a little to loudly.

"Be quiet Harry!" Hermione said.

"Sorry, 'Mione, but can we help?" Harry asked.

"Okay, I guess I'll let both of you help me out. It's going to be hard to get in to Malfoy's head. This reminds me of that song, Jealous Guys." She said.

"Jealous Guys? Who's that by?" Harry asked.

"Well actually, it's an American song by a man named P Diddy, another man named Mase, and this group named 112." She said, as if that explained everything.

"Diddy and Mase rapping together? No way! You know how Mase is these days, he's like some preacher." Harry said.

"Well actually, it was an old song, you want to hear it?" She asked.

"Yeah sure, but how?" Ron asked, still not knowing what rapping was.

"I have my WizCD, I got it this summer as an early birthday present, here it goes," she said.

Mase
You know, There's a lot of jealous guys in this town,
And many other towns I go to, ah yeah
But I'm afraid right now I'm so hurt
I'm a need 112 and Puff, to help me explain how I feel
So come on fellas, help me out

112
Chorus
Ladies, There's jealous guys in our town, oh baby
Ladies, There's jealous guys in our town, oh baby

Mase
Well, Well Well
Now would you be mad, If I, gave back your girl
Or would it still be a problem with the entire Harlem world
At first you were singing , that she was your ex
But you was ready to kill me when you found out we had sex
When I came and told you the deal
You wouldn't admit how you feel
Now you know your girl love me
Why can't you just let it be (just let it be)

Puffy
I go by the name Puff Daddy
And I'm a Scorpio, check this out
Girl I really hope you find a new lover
Cause Mase can't take no more
Of you f him and his brotha, ut uh
And girl what make you think you could do what ya do
And think that we'll be standing here fightin over you
When I came and told him the deal
He wouldn't admit how he feel
Now he know his girl love me
Why can't he just let it be (just let it be)

Puffy
As I said before, I go by the name of Puffy Daddy
And I'm a Scorpio and I'm not a jealous guy
Come on sing for me Mase Mase
You see if we had more pimps, It wouldn't be no jealous guys
See me I live by the four pimp rules
Number one, you control the situation
You get in they head before you get in they bed
And number two, girls run like buses you may miss one
Catch one every hour on the hour, promptly
And number three, What that girl ain't willin to do
You got a hundred more girls more than willin
And number four, is a new rule to the new pimp testament
You can't be a playa and hate the playas
That don't make no sense
I don't wanna see no more jealous guys
At the end of this song y'all
I really don't wanna see no more jealous guys
At the end of this song y'all
So can y'all sing along with me
I mean put your hands together, sing along y'all
Sing along everybody

Mase
I just really wanna come and let you know
Girl you just got to let them go
Cause there jealous guys, jealous guys, in our town
And it's gonna show love is gonna show
It's gonna show, oh baby it's gonna show oh oh
It's gonna show, it's gon', it's gon' it's gonna show
And you is a jealous guy in our town
In our town, in our town
Oh baby, oh yeah, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh
Well, well, well, well, well, well
Well, well, well, well, well
Where do you go when there's jealous guys in our town

Puffy
Now that's the end of our discussion
To all the player haters and player hatetts
Mase, Harlem World, Puff Daddy and 112
Telling you to be a lover and not a hater, you'll get further in life

May God bless you and good night

After they heard this song, Ron and Harry burst out laughing, yet again. This time they were laughing extra hard. Even Hermione had joined in laughing. The whole great hall had gotten quiet to see who was doing all of the laughing. Even though they knew people were watching them, they couldn't or wouldn't stop laughing.

"Get in the – laugh – head before you – laugh – get in they – laugh – bed." Ron said. "You muggles are so hilarious."

"Yeah, I wish girls would come like buses for me." Harry said.

He and Ron looked at each other and started laughing again.

"Well, that's how the girls are in America, but you won't see me doing that." Hermione said, trying to defend herself.

"You won't even do that for me? But last night you said --," Ron was cut off.

"Be quiet Ron, you knew that I wasn't talking about that. But the plan is to make Malfoy fall in love with me, but I'm not going to love him back, and I'll act like I'm cheating on you, Ron, okay?" she asked.

"Yeah, that'll be cool, and tonight, I'll come up to your room, we'll do our thing, and when I leave you can tell Malfoy to come up." Ron said with a huge grin on his face.

"Yeah, and come out with you hair all messed up and your clothes put on badly. Then he'll know that you two have been messing around," Harry paused for a moment, and said, "One of you should let out a loud moan so he'll think that you were up there doing something." He added, with a huge grin.

"We won't be playing though, something will definitely be happening." Added Hermione, with an evil grin on her face as Ron started to kiss her neck.

"I just can't wait, this is going to be funny." Harry said.