I still don't own anything, and all that stuff….
Thank you Pink Eraser for your review. Its supposed to be retarded lol.
Anyways, on to chapter 2!
Alanna: ladedadeda. I'm riding through the woods!
Alanna: Hey horsey, lets go sit under the creepy tree!
Moonlight: I have a freakin name you know!
Alanna: Hey look! A kitty! Hehehe!
Faithful: Aw crap. I have to protect her?
Goddess: Yea, haha.
Alanna: Holy freakin crap! It's the goddess!
Goddess: Ya, now here are the things you need to know: Roger is evil, Jon's annoying, and pickles are good.
Alanna: Okay dats cool
Raoul: cool, a cat.
Jon: You should name it Jon
Gary: Why would Alan name it after you?
Jon: Cause I'm me.
Alanna: Um, I'll call him Faithful
Faithful; This whole seen is about me and nobody has even asked me what my name is! I can freakin talk you know!
Alanna: Huh?
Dain: I rule! Tortall sucks!
Gary: Up yours!
Alanna: Hey that's my expression.
Jon: Let's make Alan fight this possibly dangerous knight for our own personal amusement!
Gary: Sounds cool.
Dain: Arrrrrrg. I shall kill you!
Alanna: as if!
Dain; You suck!
Alanna: I shall totally creep you out here by not insulting you.
Dain: Creepy.
Alanna: I win! I am like soooooooo awesome!
Dain: Shut up.
Myles: you shoulda killed him.
Alanna: I know. That sucks.
Gary: I shall now drag you out to meet the new girl.
Alanna: I don't want to.
Gary: Too bad.
Jon: Ladedadeda! We're off to war.
Alanna: Why did I agree to be your squire?
Jon: Cause you love me.
Alanna: Suuuuuuure I do.
Alanna: Waaaaaaaaaaaah. How did I get captured with these 2 other random dudes?
Random dude 1(I forgot his name and I'm too lazy to look it up): Um, I dunno
Alanna: Wow, do you think Roger could have done this?
Random dude 2: No
Alanna: Your probably right
Jon: I'll save you Alanna!
Gary: Who's Alanna?
Alanna: Nobody! Nobody ya hear!
Raoul: oooooooookay
Alanna: Ladedadeda! Im ice skating!
Alex: How could this happen? The author completely left me out until now!
Jon: So?
Alanna: Ahhhhhhhhh Im drowning!
Jon: haha
Jon: I love you.
Alanna: Ew……………..
Alanna: hey Gary guess what
Gary: What?
Alanna: Im a girl.
Gary: Oh that's cool.
Alanna: Hey, cool stone room!
Chamber: your weird
Alanna: So? Are you done yet?
Chamber: No watch this.
Alanna: oooooooooooookay
Alanna: Aw……… look at the cute little dolls!
Faithful: Hurry up.
Alanna: Hey king dude! Roger is evil.
Roald: Okay, um, fight him!
Roger: Ahhhhhhhhh I shall kill you!
Alanna: as if!
Roger: Ah! You're a girl!
Alanna: this sucks!
Raoul: holy crap! WTH?
Roger: Ah! Im dying.
Alanna: haha
Well end of this chapter. I need reviews! The next chapter might be kinda short. Woman who rides like a man was my least favorite. See ya later peoples!