Um, ya, chapter 3!
Alanna: Ladedadeda! We're riding through the desert!
Coram: Why did I come with you?
Alanna: Um, I dunno
Hill dude: Ahg! We shall kill you!
Alanna: As if!
Hill Dude: Haha I killed your sword
Alanna: Noooooooo! Not my totally wicked sword with the glowy thing!
Hill Dude: Ahhhh! I'm dying!
Coram: Good for you.
Halef Seif: Northern People, what the hell are you doing here?
Alanna: Um, I dunno
Halef Seif: Okay now I will invite you to dinner.
Coram: Cool
Kara: Everybody shut up so we can talk to the crazy lady
Alanna: I heard that!
Koureem: So?
Alanna: Shut up!
Ishak: As if!
Alanna: THAT'S MY EXPRESSION!
Kara: ooooooooooooookay, anyway come eat with our people so our crazy old shaman dude can try to kill you.
Alanna: okay
shaman guy: You suck
Alanna: up yours!
Shaman guy: somebody kill her
The dude who fights her aka TDWFH: Die crazy lady!
Alanna: As if! I have beaten you with my totally mad skills!
TDWFH: crap
Halef Seif: okay, now you are one of the weird desert people
Alanna: dats cool
shaman guy: ladedadeda! I'm making dangerous signs in the sand
Alanna: As if!
Shaman guy: Ah! The crazy lady killed me!
Alanna: haha
Jon: Hey, Alanna. Wanna marry me?
Alanna: As if!
Jon: You suck!
Alanna: Up yours!
Alanna: Hey George guess what?
George: What?
Alanna: Jon sucks!
George: Um, you just realized that?
Alanna: Shut up