Well, hey people! I update fast don't I? Anywho…

Pink Eraser- Yea it's supposed to be retarded.

Crazy pineapple lady- Thank you sooooo much!

x17SkmBdrchiczxxx- Yea I'm gonna at least do a Protecter one, not sure about the Immortals though…

sooo… thanks for the reviews people!

Just a warning, I haven't read Rampant in a while, so sorry if I leave stuff out!

stable boy: Holy crap! There's a freakin lady knight out there!

Inn guy: Like OMG!

Alanna: whatever

Liam: Hey I'm gonna be really annoying and flirt with you

Alanna: Piss off

Liam: As if!

Alanna: How many times do I have to tell you frekin people, THAT'S MY EXPRESSION!

Liam: whatever

Alanna: Ladedadeda We're riding through a dangerous foreign country!

Liam: Why did I come with you?

Coram: My thoughts exactly

Buri: I rule so Im gonna use my totally mad skills to beat you

Alanna: crap

Thayet: haha

Liam: Why don't you come with us cause Alanna's cooking sucks

Alanna: I resent that!

Coram: Good for you

Alanna: I'm gonna climb that really tall and dangerous mountain!

Liam: Like hell you are!

Alanna: up yours!

Raoul: Wow, I actually get to be in a scene!

Alanna: Haha

Raoul: The king is dead and Thom made Roger come back to life

Alanna: Crap

George: Um, ya, I'm back and Liam you suck.

Liam: Up yours

Raoul: Has anybody noticed I play chess a lot?

Jon: Hey Alanna, wanna be Champion?

Alanna: Um, no.

Jon: To bad.

Alanna: Well you suck.

Jon: I'm gonna be king, I'm gonna be king!

Alanna: Shut up Jon

Person from Alex's fief aka PFAF: Die Jon!

Alanna: Holy crap, Thom's dying!

Jon: so?

Thom: Ah… I'm dying!

Alanna: Finally!

Thom: shut up

Alex: Die!

Alanna: As if!

Alex: Ow…

Roger: I shall rule the world! Mwahahahaha!

Alanna: Dude, you got problems.

Roger: Well you have red hair!

Alanna: Just for that I'm gonna shoot my sword at you!

Roger: That's rude

Alanna: So?

Jon: Liam's dead

Alanna: Yes!

Jon: And I'm King.

Alanna: Crap!

Jon: Hey!

George: You know what sucks?

Alanna: Wha?

George: Jon was in this series more than me!

Alanna: Ya that sucks

George: Wanna marry me?

Alanna: Okay, dats cool.