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First day of Kindergarten (continued)
"Okay kids and that's how you sing you A B C's." The teacher said, after a VERY long presentation on how to learn your A B C's. "Any Questions?" Touga raises his hand. "Yes Touga" (for some unknown reason she already knows everybody's name O_o W/e)
"Where do babies come from?" Touga asked.
"Well first there's a man and a woman and they get in bed, then, I MEAN THAT'S OFF THE TOPIC!" She said in embarrassment and rage. Touga's eyes begin to water, "I mean kid's its snack time!"
"YAY!" Everybody rushes to the snack table.
"Today were having, BROCCOLI!" The teacher (I really need a name, o well not much longer now till she's gone Mwa Ha Ha! Plays evil music but instead on comes "Can u tell me how to get how to get to Sesame Street?" Hey who taped over this? Was it you???^_^) Said 'enthusiastically'.
"EWW" Broccoli is shoved on to plates.
"I Gots a better idea," Shouts Vash (trigun, excuse me if don't know exactly what he's like I've never seen the show, Luna-Kitsune-Blu gave me the idea and thanks, tell me how well I'm doing with capturing the character please!)
"Let me guess, FOOD FIGHT!" Yugi yells. ( and Yami-yugi/ o.O thanks 4 reviewing! Yugi are u sure u wouldn't attack them? *shifty eyes* of course I would being my crazy self, and of course I attack people all the time for no reason! ^_^ XD O.o) Begins throwing food. The teacher takes cover under a desk cowering. "Oh have mercy on my soul!" She yelled as the children began hurling broccoli.
Once the children finished their food fight, they noticed the teacher in a fetal position under the desk "Cool the teacher's mental!" Shouted Inu Yasha, "wait is that a shikon jewel? I think it is! I must get it!" Gets scissors and begins trying to disembowel the teacher. "AHHH for the love of Pete! (Huh who the hell is Pete anyways?)" She screamed, banging into Freeza (Dragon Ball Z) "Hey I'm trying to apply my lipstick!" (Lmao, well to tell you the truth me and my sister think that Freeza is transsexual, I mean come on! The girly voice, the lipstick, the matching nail polish and not to mention his scary breath that's so bad it kills people!) He said hitting her with his man purse. "Wait a second there's no shikon jewel in you! Oh man!" Inu Yasha said sounding disappointed. "That's right!" She said angrily. "But if it's not a shikon jewel it must be, AN EVIL SPIRIT!" He Yelled, "Prepare for an exorcism! Misty, if you please!" The teacher goes back into a fetal position on the floor muttering gibberish under her breath as the exorcism commenced.
The teacher was ready to try anything. She noticed a mealworm and scooped it up putting it in a jar. "Hey look kids it's the class pet mealworm!" She said in a desperate attempt to keep them busy. "Here enjoy!" She said throwing the jar to them. "His name will be Scuttle!" Yugi said feeding him pencil shavings and eraser bits. "A SHIKON JEWEL SHARD!" Said Inu Yasha crazily chopping Scuttle in two. "No! Not scuttle!" Yugi cried. "Yes! The first shard of the shikon jewel!" Inu Yasha cried. "NOOOOOO! You killed him!" Yugi shouted. "This calls for a proper funeral" He continued putting scuttle into a shoebox then rushing outside.
"We are here today to say goodbye to scuttle the mealworm. Scuttle was a good mealworm, he ate pencil shavings and eraser bits. Although we only knew him for a few minutes we all loved him." Vash said as they all cried. "Goodbye Scuttle!" He said chucking him into the dumpster. Then they heard a sound; it was a van with a light on top. It stopped in front of the school. The side read 'Craz-E-Mobile' several men went into the school. Moments later they came out with the teacher in a straight jacket on strapped down to a stretcher. " I'M PERFECTLY SANE I TELL YOU! It was the children I tell you! THE CHILDREN!" (Because no one ever suspects the children!) She screamed as the man put her in the van. Then they got in their car and drove away.
"What now?" Misty asked. "Lets go inside and play blocks!" yelled Yoh. So they all went inside to play blocks.
Meanwhile,
"At least I can finally relax." The teacher sighed. Then out of nowhere pops Touga. "Where do babies come from?" He asked. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
First day of Kindergarten (continued)
"Okay kids and that's how you sing you A B C's." The teacher said, after a VERY long presentation on how to learn your A B C's. "Any Questions?" Touga raises his hand. "Yes Touga" (for some unknown reason she already knows everybody's name O_o W/e)
"Where do babies come from?" Touga asked.
"Well first there's a man and a woman and they get in bed, then, I MEAN THAT'S OFF THE TOPIC!" She said in embarrassment and rage. Touga's eyes begin to water, "I mean kid's its snack time!"
"YAY!" Everybody rushes to the snack table.
"Today were having, BROCCOLI!" The teacher (I really need a name, o well not much longer now till she's gone Mwa Ha Ha! Plays evil music but instead on comes "Can u tell me how to get how to get to Sesame Street?" Hey who taped over this? Was it you???^_^) Said 'enthusiastically'.
"EWW" Broccoli is shoved on to plates.
"I Gots a better idea," Shouts Vash (trigun, excuse me if don't know exactly what he's like I've never seen the show, Luna-Kitsune-Blu gave me the idea and thanks, tell me how well I'm doing with capturing the character please!)
"Let me guess, FOOD FIGHT!" Yugi yells. ( and Yami-yugi/ o.O thanks 4 reviewing! Yugi are u sure u wouldn't attack them? *shifty eyes* of course I would being my crazy self, and of course I attack people all the time for no reason! ^_^ XD O.o) Begins throwing food. The teacher takes cover under a desk cowering. "Oh have mercy on my soul!" She yelled as the children began hurling broccoli.
Once the children finished their food fight, they noticed the teacher in a fetal position under the desk "Cool the teacher's mental!" Shouted Inu Yasha, "wait is that a shikon jewel? I think it is! I must get it!" Gets scissors and begins trying to disembowel the teacher. "AHHH for the love of Pete! (Huh who the hell is Pete anyways?)" She screamed, banging into Freeza (Dragon Ball Z) "Hey I'm trying to apply my lipstick!" (Lmao, well to tell you the truth me and my sister think that Freeza is transsexual, I mean come on! The girly voice, the lipstick, the matching nail polish and not to mention his scary breath that's so bad it kills people!) He said hitting her with his man purse. "Wait a second there's no shikon jewel in you! Oh man!" Inu Yasha said sounding disappointed. "That's right!" She said angrily. "But if it's not a shikon jewel it must be, AN EVIL SPIRIT!" He Yelled, "Prepare for an exorcism! Misty, if you please!" The teacher goes back into a fetal position on the floor muttering gibberish under her breath as the exorcism commenced.
The teacher was ready to try anything. She noticed a mealworm and scooped it up putting it in a jar. "Hey look kids it's the class pet mealworm!" She said in a desperate attempt to keep them busy. "Here enjoy!" She said throwing the jar to them. "His name will be Scuttle!" Yugi said feeding him pencil shavings and eraser bits. "A SHIKON JEWEL SHARD!" Said Inu Yasha crazily chopping Scuttle in two. "No! Not scuttle!" Yugi cried. "Yes! The first shard of the shikon jewel!" Inu Yasha cried. "NOOOOOO! You killed him!" Yugi shouted. "This calls for a proper funeral" He continued putting scuttle into a shoebox then rushing outside.
"We are here today to say goodbye to scuttle the mealworm. Scuttle was a good mealworm, he ate pencil shavings and eraser bits. Although we only knew him for a few minutes we all loved him." Vash said as they all cried. "Goodbye Scuttle!" He said chucking him into the dumpster. Then they heard a sound; it was a van with a light on top. It stopped in front of the school. The side read 'Craz-E-Mobile' several men went into the school. Moments later they came out with the teacher in a straight jacket on strapped down to a stretcher. " I'M PERFECTLY SANE I TELL YOU! It was the children I tell you! THE CHILDREN!" (Because no one ever suspects the children!) She screamed as the man put her in the van. Then they got in their car and drove away.
"What now?" Misty asked. "Lets go inside and play blocks!" yelled Yoh. So they all went inside to play blocks.
Meanwhile,
"At least I can finally relax." The teacher sighed. Then out of nowhere pops Touga. "Where do babies come from?" He asked. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"