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The Substitute (dun dun dun!)
The bell rang and the kids were heading inside. "I wonder who the substitute will be." Said Yoh. "Yes Yoh, I am sensing it won't work out though." Said Amidamaru sounding disappointed. They went into the classroom to see the new teacher. "W-who are you?" Yugi asked fearfully. "I am Luna- Kitsune-Blu supreme ruler of the world! MMWWWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA *sucks in random fly* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!" *Nearly dies* *sweat drop* "Heh heh heh." She said blushing. "Our teacher is insane!" Yoh Whispered to Touga. (Yup he's back!) "Insane is just sane on a lunch break!" She said Happily.
"Luna-Kitsune-Blu is that you?" Vash yelled Happily. "Vash? Vash!" She said happily. (That music plays. You know the one!) *Run into each others arms but just before the hug they both fall flat on their faces* (Music stops) "Ouch!" She and Vash cried. "Its worse than I thought" Yoh sighed. "No kidding." Said Amidamaru. "C'mon let's go play with the pieces of plastic melted to form the shape of Girls." Kayko (Yu Yu Hakusho) said. *All students sweat drop* "umm." *Rolls eyes* "Lets go play dolls." She said putting it into words they could understand. "Ohhhhh."
Things Finally settled in as Yugi and Touga played blocks, Misty and Kayko played dolls, Yoh and Amidamaru played whack random people on the head; Freeza was perfecting the art of applying lipstick, Goku (from dragon ball Z) was eating (as usual), Inu Yasha was muttering things like, "They're all after it they all wants its" and "My preciousss" (While stroking his only shard of the Shikon jewel), Li was fighting with a Popsicle stick and Vash was playing power rangers. All the sudden Goku came running to the teacher crying. " Luna! (Heh heh heh to lazy to write luna- kitsune-blu, opps O_o) Freeza called me fat!" He cried. "Fat's just skinny with an attitude!" She exclaimed. *Beep* it was Luna's watch going off. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!" She yelled. "What the crap?" Yugi questioned. "It's RAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEN time!" She screamed happily. They all stare at her. "SNACK TIME!" She yelled equally as hyper.
They all sat down as she microwaved them each a bowl of ramen. "And for dessert, DOOOOOOOOOOONUUUUUUUUUUUUTSSS and a bag of SUUUUUUUUUUUUGAAAAAAAAAAAAR!" She yelled passing out the donuts and sugar. "And to drink, SUUUUUUUUUUUUNKIIIIIIIIIIIIST! Now with 75% more sugar!" She Yelled sounding happier than ever. "YAY! For Luna!" They yelled Becoming extremely high on sugar.
"OK Blu-sama we're all kids and we're all extremely high on sugar what do we do?" Vash asked. "We run around trashing the school yelling even if there's 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999% chance of me getting fired!" She said jumping up and down. "Let's go!"
They began by throwing red paint at people yelling, "Cotton is murder!" Next they hid in the lost and found and grabbed people hands when they were looking for stuff. After that they stood on top if the school and threw things such as shoes, books, desks, chairs and pencils at passer bys. Then first went into the grade one room and chucked a bag on fire in a girl's desk. The desk was quickly destroyed and the fire spread. They all laughed as the teacher ran in circles saying "Fire, fire, fire, fire!" over and over again. While they were laughing some one tapped Luna on the shoulder. It was the principal. O_o.
"What were you thinking lighting another classroom on fire!?" The principal screamed. "I do what my rice crispies tell me to." She replied. "YOU ARE FIRED!" He yelled his face turning red. "You can't fire Blu-sama! She's the best teacher we ever had!" Vash yelled. "YEAH" The students yelled. *(Blu-sama) pulls out trusty blow torch* "Just another reason not to fire me!" She yelled aiming the blow at the principal. "Alright 'blu- sama' but this is your LAST chance! Now get out of here!" He yelled showing them the door. "If a single thing goes wrong I'll sue you for all your worth!" He yelled. " Your just jealous because the voices don't talk to you!" Luna replied, "GO NOW BEFORE I COME BACK TO MY SENSES ANDFIRE YOU!" He yelled. "Aye Aye Captain Crunch!" Blu-sama replied happily. "Out!" He said pointing to the door. "Never MMWWWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA *sucks in random fly* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!" *Nearly dies* the principal rolled his eyes. "You are far by the worst teacher I've ever seen!" He said sounding quite amazed. "Life sucks, get a friggin' helmet!" She called heading back to her class.
"Okay kids it's home time but tomorrow we're going on a field trip to, WAL-MART!"
So the kids are going to Wal-Mart tomorrow. What will happen? Who will they annoy? Find out next time! (The more reviews the more I write, Okay?) Mwa ha ha more blu-sama! He he!
The Substitute (dun dun dun!)
The bell rang and the kids were heading inside. "I wonder who the substitute will be." Said Yoh. "Yes Yoh, I am sensing it won't work out though." Said Amidamaru sounding disappointed. They went into the classroom to see the new teacher. "W-who are you?" Yugi asked fearfully. "I am Luna- Kitsune-Blu supreme ruler of the world! MMWWWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA *sucks in random fly* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!" *Nearly dies* *sweat drop* "Heh heh heh." She said blushing. "Our teacher is insane!" Yoh Whispered to Touga. (Yup he's back!) "Insane is just sane on a lunch break!" She said Happily.
"Luna-Kitsune-Blu is that you?" Vash yelled Happily. "Vash? Vash!" She said happily. (That music plays. You know the one!) *Run into each others arms but just before the hug they both fall flat on their faces* (Music stops) "Ouch!" She and Vash cried. "Its worse than I thought" Yoh sighed. "No kidding." Said Amidamaru. "C'mon let's go play with the pieces of plastic melted to form the shape of Girls." Kayko (Yu Yu Hakusho) said. *All students sweat drop* "umm." *Rolls eyes* "Lets go play dolls." She said putting it into words they could understand. "Ohhhhh."
Things Finally settled in as Yugi and Touga played blocks, Misty and Kayko played dolls, Yoh and Amidamaru played whack random people on the head; Freeza was perfecting the art of applying lipstick, Goku (from dragon ball Z) was eating (as usual), Inu Yasha was muttering things like, "They're all after it they all wants its" and "My preciousss" (While stroking his only shard of the Shikon jewel), Li was fighting with a Popsicle stick and Vash was playing power rangers. All the sudden Goku came running to the teacher crying. " Luna! (Heh heh heh to lazy to write luna- kitsune-blu, opps O_o) Freeza called me fat!" He cried. "Fat's just skinny with an attitude!" She exclaimed. *Beep* it was Luna's watch going off. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!" She yelled. "What the crap?" Yugi questioned. "It's RAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEN time!" She screamed happily. They all stare at her. "SNACK TIME!" She yelled equally as hyper.
They all sat down as she microwaved them each a bowl of ramen. "And for dessert, DOOOOOOOOOOONUUUUUUUUUUUUTSSS and a bag of SUUUUUUUUUUUUGAAAAAAAAAAAAR!" She yelled passing out the donuts and sugar. "And to drink, SUUUUUUUUUUUUNKIIIIIIIIIIIIST! Now with 75% more sugar!" She Yelled sounding happier than ever. "YAY! For Luna!" They yelled Becoming extremely high on sugar.
"OK Blu-sama we're all kids and we're all extremely high on sugar what do we do?" Vash asked. "We run around trashing the school yelling even if there's 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999% chance of me getting fired!" She said jumping up and down. "Let's go!"
They began by throwing red paint at people yelling, "Cotton is murder!" Next they hid in the lost and found and grabbed people hands when they were looking for stuff. After that they stood on top if the school and threw things such as shoes, books, desks, chairs and pencils at passer bys. Then first went into the grade one room and chucked a bag on fire in a girl's desk. The desk was quickly destroyed and the fire spread. They all laughed as the teacher ran in circles saying "Fire, fire, fire, fire!" over and over again. While they were laughing some one tapped Luna on the shoulder. It was the principal. O_o.
"What were you thinking lighting another classroom on fire!?" The principal screamed. "I do what my rice crispies tell me to." She replied. "YOU ARE FIRED!" He yelled his face turning red. "You can't fire Blu-sama! She's the best teacher we ever had!" Vash yelled. "YEAH" The students yelled. *(Blu-sama) pulls out trusty blow torch* "Just another reason not to fire me!" She yelled aiming the blow at the principal. "Alright 'blu- sama' but this is your LAST chance! Now get out of here!" He yelled showing them the door. "If a single thing goes wrong I'll sue you for all your worth!" He yelled. " Your just jealous because the voices don't talk to you!" Luna replied, "GO NOW BEFORE I COME BACK TO MY SENSES ANDFIRE YOU!" He yelled. "Aye Aye Captain Crunch!" Blu-sama replied happily. "Out!" He said pointing to the door. "Never MMWWWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA *sucks in random fly* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!" *Nearly dies* the principal rolled his eyes. "You are far by the worst teacher I've ever seen!" He said sounding quite amazed. "Life sucks, get a friggin' helmet!" She called heading back to her class.
"Okay kids it's home time but tomorrow we're going on a field trip to, WAL-MART!"
So the kids are going to Wal-Mart tomorrow. What will happen? Who will they annoy? Find out next time! (The more reviews the more I write, Okay?) Mwa ha ha more blu-sama! He he!