Disclaimer: I do not own any anime featured in this story. (Or Wal-Mart, Or
Spiderman)
A trip to Wal-Mart or when old ladies attack and you get stuck behind an automatic door
The kids watched as the stores passed one by one. McDonald's, Zellers, Sears (lmao death machine outlet store), McDonald's, Petro Canada (or for you Americans Petro America Jr.! lmao I'm so shallow), McDonald's, Hakim Optical (your eyes can have it all at Hakim Optical! Does the USA have any Hakim optical location? Holy crap I sound like I'm on a commercial. Man I put way too many author comments, ok no more!), Mc Donald's, McDonald's, Krusty Burger and so on. They arrived at Wal-Mart and got off the bus to see a sign reading 'Wa – Ma t' *M falls off* Never mind, it read 'Wa - a t' "Here we are kids Wa - a t!" Luna said excitedly. "Don't you mean Wal-Mart?" Asked Yoh. "Yeah, What ever."
They headed into Wal-Mart, the automatic doors opened as they headed inside; at the very end of the line was Yoh. As he went to pick up a nickel the doors closed. "Okay there." Yoh said cocking his head at the door. "Automatic eh?" He said stepping in front of the door. It didn't open. "NO I HAVE NO SOUL!" He said turning to face the parking lot. *Door opens* Yoh turns to face the door but as soon as he does this door closes. "Alright door you're going down!"
The kids get inside Wal-Mart to see 4 Isles. "Wow, it's even bigger than I imagined!" Said Yugi As the students stared in awe at all 4 isles. "Come children! The role of random annoying people who appear in Wal-Mart is ours!" Blu-sama declared as the kids set off to look down all 4 fantabulas isles.
"Are you ready? In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!" Yugi called to Touga while they hid in a clothes rack. "Pick me! Pick me!" they shouted at an old lady who was looking through the pants. "JEWEL SHARD! Inu Yasha screamed attacking the crippled old lady. (I don't know why but it's funnier when sugar high children attack a frail old lady than if they attack a really young man! Remember when I said I wasn't going to do any more author comments? Well I lied.) "Must have jewel shard!" *is now foaming at mouth* "Give it to me!" *attempts to cut her open but then looks at her funny* "Mommy?" Inu Yasha said looking at her no longer drooling/ foaming at mouth. The old lady got back to her feet. *Begins swinging purse wildly at Inu Yasha she herself now foaming at mouth* "HiiiiiYaaaaaa!" *is doing granny ninja moves* "Take pepper spray you 'young wiper snapper!'" *Pulls out pepper spray at squirts it into Inu Yasha's eyes* "AHHHH! It burns!" He screamed. *Hisses then trips causing every thing on the shelf to topple on top of him* "Huh?" He said curiously. *Picks up package and reads label* "It's RRRRRRAAAAAAAMMMMEEEENNNN!" He yelled opening it up and eating the raw Ramen inside.
~~~~Meanwhile somewhere on the other side of the store~~~~
"My ramen sense is tingling" Said Luna starting to run to the other side of the store.
"I knew it, RRRRRAAAAMMMMMEEEEENNNNN!" She said Jumping into the sea of uncooked ramen. *Begins eating ramen* (Toot! Toot! Lmao like in Popeye when he eats spinach! I should and some link characters to this story don't you think? Okay please vote it's going to be Ganondorf ((he he leprechaun)) or link or any other character you want to suggest.)
"So how much is this baby here?" Asked Vash as he tried out one of those REALLY big guns like they have in terminator. (Haven't you always wanted a really, REALLY big gun just for a random purpose. *cough* killing Legolas *cough*) "Hey...uh where are the anti-Depressants?"
Luna was riding down the hall in a shopping cart when another shopper turned the corner and they crashed into each other. "What the heck do you think you're doing you- Luna? Holy crap." The girl said sounding surprised. "Oh T9! Hi-I-ate-lotsa-ramen-and a-whole-bag-of-sugar-and-I-can't-believe- you're-here!" *Glomps T9* "Ack! Can't breathe!" *Passes out* "I must introduce you to the children!" *is now dragging T9 across the store*
~~~~~~~Meanwhile outside~~~~~~~~
"Why won't you open!?" *Yoh smashes shopping cart into door* "huh?" *turns around and sees Sesshomaru* "AHHHHHHHH!" *runs straight into door* "Owww" *door opens and Sesshomaru (A.K.A. fluffy) walks inside* "GRRRR!" *jumps inside just before door closes* "Woo! Hoo! I made it, yeah go me!" *sees other set of doors* "D'oh!"
~~~~~~Inside Wal-Mart~~~~~~~
"Okay every body this is my friend T9" *T9 is now sulking in self pity* "What did I do to deserve this?" T9 asks. *Sesshomaru appears* "I will kill you Inu-" "Sesshomaru!" another voice cried. "What the-" *A brown haired girl with green eyes pops out of nowhere* "FLUFFY!" *Glomps Sesshomaru* "uhhh... who are you?" Luna asked. "I am Hushiko the author! Yay!" She yelled jumping up and down. "Okay then." *Hushiko disappears* "there much better!" Sesshomaru said *everybody leaves* "Now Inu Yasha, you must die!" *tumble weed rolls by, followed by cricket noises*
"I challenge you to a duel!" Li cried grabbing a roll of gift-wrap. "Oh you will regret the day you challenged Goku to a wrapping paper duel!" Goku yelled grabbing his wrapping paper roll. "HIYA!" He yelled Whacking Goku with his cardboard tube, Goku returned the favor. It was a battle for the ages, until a store manager took them to the front desk for 'disturbing the peace'.
"Okay, there it he is, he's putting down the sign. Okay let's move!" Said Touga to Yugi as they ran out and grabbed the 'Caution: Wet Floor" sign and moved it into the clothes section. (Which is carpeted)
~~~~~~Meanwhile in the cosmetics department~~~~~~~~
"Oh yes! That lipstick looks ravishing on you! And nail polish leaves me speechless! It's the perfect combination for 'Transexualy Evil'!" The lady said. "And what will be hot for good-guy-fighting this spring?" Freeza asked.
"On your mark, get set, Go!" Li syoran cried as Vash and Blu-sama raced down the aisle in shopping carts. "I bet my blue-eyes white dragon that Blu- sama will win." Said yugi. "And I bet my lock of hair that Vash will win" Said Touga. "Your on!" said he (lol said he, *is rolling around on the floor laughing insanely*) *Blu-sama runs into wall* "Crap!" Said yugi handing over the card.
All of the sudden a blow horn went off and Luna's voice called out that it was time to go. Just that moment Yoh burst through the door. "I'm in!" He yelled. "Okay kids let's go home." Luna said dragging T9. "Oh crap" Said Yoh. "Don't worry kids tomorrow we're having a karaoke party" Blu-sama yelled. So the kids headed to the bus. But someone was missing.
"Why won't you open? Stupid door! Ahhhhhh!" Yoh screamed.
The bus drove away but holding on to the bumper you could see a fluff, a fluff that was attached to fluffy! dun! Dun! DUN!
A trip to Wal-Mart or when old ladies attack and you get stuck behind an automatic door
The kids watched as the stores passed one by one. McDonald's, Zellers, Sears (lmao death machine outlet store), McDonald's, Petro Canada (or for you Americans Petro America Jr.! lmao I'm so shallow), McDonald's, Hakim Optical (your eyes can have it all at Hakim Optical! Does the USA have any Hakim optical location? Holy crap I sound like I'm on a commercial. Man I put way too many author comments, ok no more!), Mc Donald's, McDonald's, Krusty Burger and so on. They arrived at Wal-Mart and got off the bus to see a sign reading 'Wa – Ma t' *M falls off* Never mind, it read 'Wa - a t' "Here we are kids Wa - a t!" Luna said excitedly. "Don't you mean Wal-Mart?" Asked Yoh. "Yeah, What ever."
They headed into Wal-Mart, the automatic doors opened as they headed inside; at the very end of the line was Yoh. As he went to pick up a nickel the doors closed. "Okay there." Yoh said cocking his head at the door. "Automatic eh?" He said stepping in front of the door. It didn't open. "NO I HAVE NO SOUL!" He said turning to face the parking lot. *Door opens* Yoh turns to face the door but as soon as he does this door closes. "Alright door you're going down!"
The kids get inside Wal-Mart to see 4 Isles. "Wow, it's even bigger than I imagined!" Said Yugi As the students stared in awe at all 4 isles. "Come children! The role of random annoying people who appear in Wal-Mart is ours!" Blu-sama declared as the kids set off to look down all 4 fantabulas isles.
"Are you ready? In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!" Yugi called to Touga while they hid in a clothes rack. "Pick me! Pick me!" they shouted at an old lady who was looking through the pants. "JEWEL SHARD! Inu Yasha screamed attacking the crippled old lady. (I don't know why but it's funnier when sugar high children attack a frail old lady than if they attack a really young man! Remember when I said I wasn't going to do any more author comments? Well I lied.) "Must have jewel shard!" *is now foaming at mouth* "Give it to me!" *attempts to cut her open but then looks at her funny* "Mommy?" Inu Yasha said looking at her no longer drooling/ foaming at mouth. The old lady got back to her feet. *Begins swinging purse wildly at Inu Yasha she herself now foaming at mouth* "HiiiiiYaaaaaa!" *is doing granny ninja moves* "Take pepper spray you 'young wiper snapper!'" *Pulls out pepper spray at squirts it into Inu Yasha's eyes* "AHHHH! It burns!" He screamed. *Hisses then trips causing every thing on the shelf to topple on top of him* "Huh?" He said curiously. *Picks up package and reads label* "It's RRRRRRAAAAAAAMMMMEEEENNNN!" He yelled opening it up and eating the raw Ramen inside.
~~~~Meanwhile somewhere on the other side of the store~~~~
"My ramen sense is tingling" Said Luna starting to run to the other side of the store.
"I knew it, RRRRRAAAAMMMMMEEEEENNNNN!" She said Jumping into the sea of uncooked ramen. *Begins eating ramen* (Toot! Toot! Lmao like in Popeye when he eats spinach! I should and some link characters to this story don't you think? Okay please vote it's going to be Ganondorf ((he he leprechaun)) or link or any other character you want to suggest.)
"So how much is this baby here?" Asked Vash as he tried out one of those REALLY big guns like they have in terminator. (Haven't you always wanted a really, REALLY big gun just for a random purpose. *cough* killing Legolas *cough*) "Hey...uh where are the anti-Depressants?"
Luna was riding down the hall in a shopping cart when another shopper turned the corner and they crashed into each other. "What the heck do you think you're doing you- Luna? Holy crap." The girl said sounding surprised. "Oh T9! Hi-I-ate-lotsa-ramen-and a-whole-bag-of-sugar-and-I-can't-believe- you're-here!" *Glomps T9* "Ack! Can't breathe!" *Passes out* "I must introduce you to the children!" *is now dragging T9 across the store*
~~~~~~~Meanwhile outside~~~~~~~~
"Why won't you open!?" *Yoh smashes shopping cart into door* "huh?" *turns around and sees Sesshomaru* "AHHHHHHHH!" *runs straight into door* "Owww" *door opens and Sesshomaru (A.K.A. fluffy) walks inside* "GRRRR!" *jumps inside just before door closes* "Woo! Hoo! I made it, yeah go me!" *sees other set of doors* "D'oh!"
~~~~~~Inside Wal-Mart~~~~~~~
"Okay every body this is my friend T9" *T9 is now sulking in self pity* "What did I do to deserve this?" T9 asks. *Sesshomaru appears* "I will kill you Inu-" "Sesshomaru!" another voice cried. "What the-" *A brown haired girl with green eyes pops out of nowhere* "FLUFFY!" *Glomps Sesshomaru* "uhhh... who are you?" Luna asked. "I am Hushiko the author! Yay!" She yelled jumping up and down. "Okay then." *Hushiko disappears* "there much better!" Sesshomaru said *everybody leaves* "Now Inu Yasha, you must die!" *tumble weed rolls by, followed by cricket noises*
"I challenge you to a duel!" Li cried grabbing a roll of gift-wrap. "Oh you will regret the day you challenged Goku to a wrapping paper duel!" Goku yelled grabbing his wrapping paper roll. "HIYA!" He yelled Whacking Goku with his cardboard tube, Goku returned the favor. It was a battle for the ages, until a store manager took them to the front desk for 'disturbing the peace'.
"Okay, there it he is, he's putting down the sign. Okay let's move!" Said Touga to Yugi as they ran out and grabbed the 'Caution: Wet Floor" sign and moved it into the clothes section. (Which is carpeted)
~~~~~~Meanwhile in the cosmetics department~~~~~~~~
"Oh yes! That lipstick looks ravishing on you! And nail polish leaves me speechless! It's the perfect combination for 'Transexualy Evil'!" The lady said. "And what will be hot for good-guy-fighting this spring?" Freeza asked.
"On your mark, get set, Go!" Li syoran cried as Vash and Blu-sama raced down the aisle in shopping carts. "I bet my blue-eyes white dragon that Blu- sama will win." Said yugi. "And I bet my lock of hair that Vash will win" Said Touga. "Your on!" said he (lol said he, *is rolling around on the floor laughing insanely*) *Blu-sama runs into wall* "Crap!" Said yugi handing over the card.
All of the sudden a blow horn went off and Luna's voice called out that it was time to go. Just that moment Yoh burst through the door. "I'm in!" He yelled. "Okay kids let's go home." Luna said dragging T9. "Oh crap" Said Yoh. "Don't worry kids tomorrow we're having a karaoke party" Blu-sama yelled. So the kids headed to the bus. But someone was missing.
"Why won't you open? Stupid door! Ahhhhhh!" Yoh screamed.
The bus drove away but holding on to the bumper you could see a fluff, a fluff that was attached to fluffy! dun! Dun! DUN!